Bleach 202

01)
Ichigo: OWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!
Rukia: You should be quiet-pyon! Because if you aren't quiet, I'll make you so by using my strength-pyon!!
Ichigo: STOP SAYING PYON-PYON!!
Ichigo: BESIDES, HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO SHUT UP WHEN I'M IN PAIN LIKE THIS?!
Ichigo: OGYAA---!!
Ichigo: LET GO OF MY ARM, LET GO!! YOU'RE GONNA RIP IT OFF, DAMMIT!! I'LL KILL YOU!!
Rukia: Hmmm...I don't like when people try to kill me! So I guess, before you kill me...I have no choice but to kill you first!!!
Rukia: Wa-wa-wait a second!!! Isn't your job to PROTECT human bodies!?!
Rukia: Your~arm~will~go~PYON!!
Ichigo:: GYAOOOOOOOOOOOOOO...
Rukia: What are you idiots doing?!

02)
Ichigo: Rukia...!
Ichigo: Are you...alright?
Ichigo: What happened to that guy!? Did you beat him?
Rukia: Of course.
Rukia: I couldn't walk back over here if I didn't.

03)
Ichigo:: --You...
Ichigo:: That Zanpakutou...
Rukia: "Sodeno Shirayuki."
Rukia: The Zanpakutou that Rukia holds is an Ice/Snow type.
Rukia: In Soul Society, it is known as the most beautiful Zanpakutou that exists.
Rukia: The blade...
Rukia: The hand-guard...
Rukia: The hilt...
Rukia: Everything about it is a pristine white--

04)
Rukia: ...pyon.
Ichigo: Don't do that shit anymore.
Rukia: At present, Rukia-sama truly does possess the capability to be a seated officer.
Rukia: As we all know, though, the responsibilites of any seated Shinigami open the doors to many dangers.
Rukia: In order to spare Rukia-sama from such dangers, a certain person had to make the request.
Rukia: He even went so far as to meet up with the other Captains and make sure that she was permanently exempt from any possible promotions.
Ichigo: Who's...
Ichigo: "he"..?
Rukia: That's...
Rukia: ---Kuchiki...
Rukia: Byakuya-sama!!

05)
R: ...pyon.
Ichigo: I said don't do that shit anymore!!
Ichigo: On the other hand, though, if you'd rather get the hell off me, that'd work too.
Rukia: Your arm is going to PYOOON!!
SFX: meri meri meri meri
Ichigo: IGYAAAAAAAA--!!
Rukia: How long do you two plan on doing that for?
Rukia: If you don't mind, I'd like to get going--

06)
Ichigo: ...what is that?
Grimmjaw: So you're the ones who did in D. Roy, huh?
Grimmjaw: If that's the case, then...
Grimmjaw: I'll have to make your deaths EXTRA bloody.

07)
Grimmjaw: I'm Arrancar No. 6,
Grimmjaw: GRIMMJAW!!
Grimmjaw: Nice knowin' ya, Shinigami!

08)
202. Mala Suerte!

09)
Shauron: So, D. Roy is no more...
Eilforte: That fool...!
Eilforte: We bring him along after he begged us to do so, and this is how he repays us...?
Eilforte: It seems as if no matter how much 'modification' Aizen-sama can perform...in the end, a fool is still a fool!
Edrad: The ones who met him musta been LUCKY!
Edrad: His position aside, there's no mistake about it -- that guy was always a failure as an Arankaru.
Edrad: But enough about that--

10)
Edrad: YOU TWO ARE BOTH...UNLUCKY!!
Edrad: You had to run into me, after all!!
Edrad: I wouldn't put too much effort into escaping, if I were you...
Edrad: Because no matter how hard you try, you're both gonna be slaughtered!

11)
Asano: Uoooh!?
Edrad: BUHAHAHAHAHA....
Asano: Wha...
Asano: What the hell kinda laugh is that?!?
Asano: It doesn't sound too far away, either...
Asano: There's all kinda crazy stuff going on tonight...
Asano: I wonder what side of town those yankiis are from. (*yankii is the Japanese term for gangster, punk, or delinquient.)
Asano: Haaaa....Man, stupid Mitsuha...couldn't she have bought her own damn juice?!
Asano: I really don't like this...
Asano: It's all dark here and stuff...

12)
Asano: Man, lately, it seems like I've been seeing a lot of creepy, ghost-looking things all over the place...
Asano: Wait, who am I kidding!! Seeing isn't believing, is it? Wait, maybe it is...
Asano: Actually, now that I think about it, isn't there some phrase like that...?
Asano: Wait, now does that mean that monster thing I saw at lunch was...
Asano: ...hn?
Asano: Ah!
Asano: And that's the guy that's always doing those 'action sequences' with them!!
Asano: Alright...I got it!
Asano: I'll just try calling out to him...I'll see what happens!!
Asano: Good evening, Af-san!! You out doin' the usual tonight, huh?
Asano: Ah!
Asano: "Af-san" is just a nickname for the "Dude with an Afro," but you probably already figured that out...
Asano: Totally disregarded...that's harsh!!
Asano: Not only did my plan completely backfire, but I feel even lonelier now!!
Asano: Come to think of it, though, I've never once seen whatever show that dude's acting in...
Asano: ...must be on cable.

13)
Asano: Wha...
Asano: WHAWHAWHAWHAWHAT THE HELL IS THAT?!?
Asano: WHAT IS THIS!?!? WHAT'S WITH ALL THE SMOKE?!?!

14)
Asano: AHHHHH....Oh wait, haven't I seen you at school before...?!
Asano: Wait, what...what are you carrying around a wooden sword in the middle of the night for?!?! IS THAT REAL BLOOD?!
Ikkaku: Eh?
Ikkaku: Oh...you're that one dude...

15)
Asano: HIII!!!
Edrad: BUHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
Edrad: What's wrong, what's wrong? Don't tell me this is the power of a Shinigami!!
Edrad: Ou?!

16)
Asano: Wha...
Asano: at....?!
Asano: Shinny-gammy...?!
Asano: Shi-ni-ga-mi...
Asano: Shinigami...?!
Asano: What the hell are they talking about?!
SFX: Muku...
Ikkaku: ...oi...
Ikkaku: KID!!
Asano: Ye-hii!!
Ikkaku: This may seem kinda sudden, but...do you mind if I...
Ikkaku: ...sleep over tonight?
Asano: Uh...er...
Asano: Hmm, well...that certainly is sudden, isn't it...
Ikkaku: I couldn't find any decent hotels that would let me stay....
SFX: Doku doku doku
Ikkaku: And then, now, you come bustin' in, about to be picked off like a fly by that guy...
Asano: Uhh, well, actually, you look more hurt than me right now...
Ikkaku: THAT'S IT!!
Ikkaku: As compensation for me taking out the big guy over there...
Ikkaku: You're gonna let me and my associate stay at your place! Alright?!
Asano: ...eh...?

17)
Ikkaku: DON'T GIMME THAT "EH" SHIT!!
Ikkaku: ALL YOU SHOULD HAVE TO SAY IS EITHER "YES" OR "NO," GOT IT?!?!
Asano: Y....YES!!!
Ikkaku: ...alright!
Ikkaku: That's it!
Ikkaku: Oi.
Ikkaku: But we still haven't heard your name, have we...
Ikkaku: ...big guy?
Edrad: Oh!?
Edrad: Me?!
Edrad: Arrancar No. 13--

18)
Edrad: ...No.
Edrad: I really don't need to go any further.
Edrad: To give my name out to those I am about to kill--
Edrad: What a foolish waste that would be!
Ikkaku: ...'zat so?
Ikkaku: Well, you guys sure have weird ways of doing things.
Ikkaku: Oh?
Ikkaku: The one taught me how "to give your name out to he whom you are about to kill" also said...
Ikkaku: that it was always the last lesson he taught his students.
Ikkaku: That way, if you do end a person's life in combat...
Ikkaku: At the very least, they will know the name...
Ikkaku: ...of the one who slashed their mortal coil.

19)
Ikkaku: I'm 3rd Seat of the Zaraki Squad...
Ikkaku: MADARAME IKKAKU!!
Ikkaku: You're right, there's no reason for me to hear your name.
Ikkaku: Because the important thing is that you know MINE.
Ikkaku: After all, it is the name of the man...
Ikkaku: ...who will send you to your death!!