Detroit Metal City
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Detroit Metal City #1
Translated by Molokidan
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N: My band's name is Detroit Metal City.
N: I'M A TERRORIST FROM HELL!!
N: YESTERDAY I RAPED MY MOM!! TOMORROW I'M GONNA CARVE UP MY DAD!!
N: I, Krauzer the 2nd, play guitar nd do vocals.
N: MURDER!! MURDER!!
N: Not to boast or anything, but we're a death metal band who's gotten unbelievably popular in the indies scene.
N: LATER DUDES!! SEE YA NEXT WEEK AT QUATRO!
Door: DMC WAITING ROOM
N: However...once I'm backstage, and the makeup and wig is off...
SFX: Goshi x2
N: I'm just Negishi Souichi (23).....
Kanji on Negi's face: KILL
TRACK 1 - DMC
Batwing: Yo, Negishi...you think up a new song yet?
N: No...I'm still in the beginning phase...
N: This guy is our bass/vocals, Jyagi-sama...or Wada Masayuki.
W: Come on, man, we're countin' on ya! This is our most important time!!
W: The crowd is begging for another crazy number like "SATSUGAI!"
N: Yes, yes, I understand.
W: Alright. With that said, let's go drinking!! Come on and get your wig off, man!
SFX: Dara dara
N: That one is our drum player, Kamyu, or Nishida Terumichi.
N: Alright, I'm gonna go work on the song.
N: Excuse me!
N: It's been five years since I came to Tokyo...was my intention really to start this kind of band?
N: Ahh, the fans are here already!!
Fat Fan: KRAUZER-SAN!!! JYAGI-SAMA!! KAMYU-SAN!!
SFX: Dah x4
Blonde: Outta the way, gobou-man!
Blonde: Is this where the members are?!
SFX: Gan x2
Fattie: Today we'll see their true colors!!
Skirt: Can you see in?!
Guard: Hey!! You can't be here!!
N: Eheh...No one would think I'd be a member of DMC...
N: "Rape every fucking woman you see..."
N: "Then sell off the fat bitches!"
N: The truth is I don't really want to write these kind of lyrics...
N: Originally what I was looking for was Swedish Pop Band...
Old guy: Hoh
Girl: JUST NOW, YOU GRABBED MY ASS, DIDN'T YOU?!
Old guy: Tough luck, kid.
Girl: COME ON, GET OFF THE DAMN TRAIN!!
N: B..but...I really didn't, I swear!!
Police: What's going on here?
Girl: This guy's a molester!!
N: NO, I'M NOT!!
Police: What in the ... "Rape every fucking woman you see?! Then sell off the fat bitches?! I'm the Evil King of Criminal Acts?!"
Girl: FREAK!! KYAAA
Police: "Every woman I see is a slave to me...when I wanna do it, I just slit their fucking throats...yes, I can do whatever I want...the Emperor of Crime!!"
Police: Why don't you come to the police box with me...
Girl 1: He does look like a molester...
Girl 2: Ewww!!
N: This is a huge misunderstanding!!
Police: Shut up!!
N: That was unbelievable...
N: Even though I convinced them it was a misunderstanding, I still feel pathetic...that girl...I'll never forgive her...
"SHALL I DISPEL MY GRUDGE ON YOU?! I'M AN EMISSARY FROM HELL!!"
"AND NOW I'M GONNA TEAR THROUGH YOUR ASS!!!"
"SHALL I DISPEL MY GRUDGE ON YOU?!"
W: It's like Negishi turns into a completely different person during a live...
W: This new song "Shall I Dispel My Grudge On You" is his best work yet!
"NOW I'M GONNA TEAR THROUGH YOUR ASS!!"
"THIS IS MY CURSE TO YOU, BITCH!!"
N: ...the one from the train last night!!
guy: He's looking at me?
N: I get it...we were riding the same train because we were both returning from the live!!
Crowd 1: That live was some crazy shit!!
Crowd 2: I love Jyagi-sama!
Crowd 3: You think their album will be out soon?
Ass Girl: DMC concerts are the best...
Ass Girl: No matter how many times I see them, they still rock.
N: Hey you...I have something to deliver...
N: This letter...from Krauzer the 2nd himself!!
SFX: Ta ta
Letter: Tonight, just for you, I've reserved a special hotel room for you. There, I'll take you to the true demon world.
Bottom of the letter: D.M.C. Johanne Krauzer the 2nd
N: How is it...?
N: This Demonsblood Wine...
AG: To think that I'm actually sitting in a hotel room with Krauzer-san...
AG: I'm so happy...
N: As I thought, she took the bait perfectly!!
N: And now...it's time to wipe away the resentment from last night!!
N: Touching your ass is nothing...
N: Tonight, after I lick your entire body, then tear straight through your behind!!
N: Excuse me...
N: Who the hell...at a time like this...
Cell phone: Mommy
N: Uh...I'm getting a call from the Empress of Hell here...
N: Hold on a second.
N: She just called me yesterday! What the hell is she thinking?!
M: SOU-KUN, YOU STILL GOT SOME RICE LEFT, RIGHT?! RICE?!"
SFX: Dara x2
N: I thought I told you yesterday...
SFX: Hin x2
M: Okay, so all I gotta send you is some veggies, right? This year's eggplant tastes mighty good, I say!
SFX: Awa x2
N: Okay...you can put eggplant in too I guess...
M: When you were just a little thing, you loved stir-fry eggplant, ya know!
AG: Hey, how much longer? (I'm drunk already~!)
N: HAHAHA...MY UNDERLINGS IN THE UNDERWORLD KEEP WASTING MY TIME...
M: What the hell are you talking about?! Did your head become weird from staying in Tokyo for too long!!
N: ...sorry to keep you waiting.
N: Now, I'm gonna fuck you all the way to the edge of Hell!!
SFX: Puru x3
AG: You were that...perv...
N: AHHH!! (My makeup!!)
N: Uh...I'm sorry!! It's almost time for the Gates of Hell to close!!
AG: You never told me you were Krauzer-san!!
AG: Wait a second!
N: GOD FUCKING DAMMIT!! Just a little more and I would've finally lost my virginity!!!
SFX: Dah x4
SFX: Piroro roro~
Black text: Krauzer the 2nd (23 + Virgin)...the cries of the ringing phone call from his mother reach the core of his very soul...
[TRACK 1 END]
A phrase used when pushing over someone weak. Gobou is a vegetable whose roots are very slender and thin, which is how the phrase came to be. When written in kanji, at first glance, it may give a kind of "wild" feeling.
Usage Example: "Jenny, your boyfriend is such a gobou-man!"