Detroit Metal City
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N: DEMON KING! DEMON KING!
Box: Drums - Kamyu
N: RAPE EVERY FUCKING WOMAN YOU SEE!
N: THEN SELL OFF THE FAT BITCHES!!
N: I'M THE DEMON KING OF CRIMINAL ACTS!
Box: Bass/Vocals - Jyagi
N: This last song is going on sale today: "GROTESQUE!"
Box: Guitar/Vocals - Krauzer the 2nd
N: BASTARDS WITHOUT MONEY, JUST USE BLACKMAIL TO BUY IT!!
Crowd: Woahh, there it is! Krauzer's "Teeth Guitar!"
SFX: Gyai x3
N: GROTESQUE!! FLYING SHOWER OF BRAINS!!
N: Buy the CD!
SFX: Kya x3
c/w DEMON KING
Comment: My passion and gratitude for music is only due to my bizarre homicidal nature. --Krauzer the 2nd
W: Hahaha!! Today, before the live, I bought our CD!!
W: Check it out, Negishi!! It looks like they're selling really well!!
Box: Jyagi - Wada Masayuki
N: With this, we're definitely in the majors now!
N: Uwaahhh...this jacket looks so terrible...
Box: Krauzer the 2nd - Negishi Souichi
Kanji on head: KILL
W: No way, man! It's all about IMPACT!!
N: You know, I neven made this comment in the first place!!
W: Hey, Nishida, you need to go buying too!!
SFX: Guu x3
SFX: Munya x2
N: More breasts please.
Box: Kamyu - Nishida Terumichi
W: Our quota is 20 copies per person!
N: Alright, um, I have something to do so...
N: Ahh...playing the guitar with my teeth really tore up my mouth..
N: Eventually I decided to come look at the CD today...
N: First is Kahimi Karie! (Even though I have them all!)
N: Of course, Kahimi has such a fashionable jacket...
N: I really want to put out this kinda CD too...
A: Long time no see! You've already graduated from college, right?
A: Aah, so you still like Kahimi, huh?
A: Hey, are you still playing music?
N: Aikawa Yuri-chan...
N: In college, we had the same seminar.
A: Here's "The Flipper's Guitar."
A: Here's the new Kahimi Karie...
N: We became friends because our musical tastes were so similar.
N: She was the first person I played a song to...
A: Amazing! You have a great voice!
N: You're a strawberry shake~
SFX: Jyaka x3
N: I want to drink~
N: But we never became anything more than that.
A: You're good at guitar, too. You could become a pro!
N: She was the one who encouraged me to go pro...
A: Right now I'm working as a magazine editor..
A: For this lifestyles/music magazine, "Amoore Amuure!"
N: I read this every month!!
N: I love the "Music to Listen to in a Cafe" pages!!
A: Ahh...that's the column I do!!
N: Wow...what a coincidence.
N: Is that so?!
A: I'm happy...
N: Even after two years, our tastes are still the same...
N: Could it really be fate...?
A: Hey, remember that song you sang to me before you graduated?
S: RAPE EVERY FUCKING WOMAN YOU SEE!!
SFX: Bi kuh
S: THEN SELL OFF THE FAT BITCHES!! I'M THE DEMON KING OF CRIMINAL ACTS!
SFX: Zun x whole page
A: Uh...wasn't it a song about world peace?
N: Of all the times to hear a DMC song...
N: The song I composed myself..."Demon King"...
S: EVERY WOMAN I SEE IS A SLAVE TO ME!! AND WHEN I WANNA DO IT, I JUST SLIT THEIR FUCKING THROATS! YEAH, I CAN DO WHATEVER I WANT, THE DEMON KING OF CRIME!!
A: Everyone is like flowers~ In order to bloom beautifully, simply water them with smiles
S: PEOPLE ARE JUST LUMPS OF MEAT!! A KILLING SPREE OF JEALOUSY AND HATE, CRIES OF SORROW RAIN DOWN!!
A: Cradled in the arms of their grandparents, children can see dreams in the beautiful world around them~
S: OBLITERATE THE OLD FARTS!! MAKE SLAVES OUT OF CHILDREN!! THIS IS THE REPULSIVE WORLD WE LIVE IN!!
N: She...she remembered it all!
A: It's so loud in here...
S: DEMON KING!! DEMON KING!!
A: I really, really hate this song!
N: Ahhh...Aikawa-san even went so far as to tell me she liked my old songs...
N: I really am the lowest of the low...
N: Oh yeah...I forgot, it's the first sale day.
N: If Aikawa-san ever found out I'm in that band...
Card: 2nd Release from the worst men in history!!
"Dangerous!! Is it really alright to even sell this?" is the kind of feeling you get from DMC's 2nd release! There's no way I'd ever let my parents or children listen to THIS band, unless I wanted to kill somebody! Do listen to this as you fall asleep at night!!
N: I wonder what she'd say if she found out the devil on that jacket was me...
A: Anyway, so I was saying...this really is the worst band ever.
S: DEMON KING!! DEMON KING!!
A: Look! He's going crazy just from a trial listen!!
Guy: The bass line is killer!
SFX: Bun x2
A: I just can't accept that "metal" stuff...
N: Y..yeah, I know.
A: By the way, I heard all the members are drug addicts and rape people and stuff...
N: I don't even smoke tobacco! And besides, I'm a virgin!!
A: I heard that the Krauzer guy is the worst one. When he was a kid, he killed his parents, and then escaped from prison just to start up this band!!
N: I even sent my mom carnations on Mother's Day!! (And a letter!)
N: But...I guess that's the image the public has of DMC.
N: Part of me wants to go and tell Aikawa-san the truth...
A: No way...could it be that Nigishi-kun actually likes this band?!
N: Ahahah...yeah right!! All I listen to is swedish pop...
N: I can't even understand people who would wanna start up such a gross band...
A: Oh, phew.
N: Come on, just look at the jacket!
N: He's wearing makeup and even wrote "KILL" on his forehead like some kinda idiot!
N: This band's manager definitely must have something wrong in the head...
N: Hell, the whole package even smells bad...I'm getting rid of it!
Guy: Bastards...makin' fun of DMC, huh?!
Kanji on right head: KILL
Kanji on left head: DREAM
S: THIS DEMON KING WILL RULE EVERYTHING!!
N: Th...these guys come to our concerts all the time!!
Guy: You lookin' down on Krauzer-san!?
S: I DON'T CARE WHERE YOU COME FROM, I'LL FIGHT YOU!!
Guy: ANSWER ME, BITCH!
S: THE DEMON KING TAKES ON ANY KINDA BATTLE!
N: Excuse me...
N: I'm sorry...
N: Argh, my own song is going to be the death of me...
S: EVERYTHING THE DEMON KING TOUCHES IS RIPPED TO SHREDS!!
N: If I don't say something good about Krauzer...
N: ...this guy is gonna kick my ass!
N: Krauzer-san is a really good guitar player...and since I play too, I can respect his ability...
S: THIS IS THE WAY OF THE DEMON KING!!
Guy: You serious, punk?! Then why don't you show me just how Krauzer-san plays!!
N: Uh...but I don't have a guitar...
Guy: Just show me some AIR GUITAR!! (Pretend you're holdin' one!)
N: B...but I can't do that...
N: What idiotic fans...
Guy: THEN WE'RE GONNA MURDER YOU!!
N: Man..I have to do something...
N: I have to protect Aikawa-san!
N: Like this?
G: That's pretty good...
SFX: Yuusa x4
G: He's got a Krauzer-style...
G: Woaahh, keep going!!
SFX: Bun x2
SFX: Jyaka x2
G: PLAY GROTESQUE!!
G: OHHHHH, THAT'S KRAUZER-SAN'S...
SFX: Ai x6
G: "TEETH GUITAR!!"
S: GROTESQUE INTERNAL ORGAN EXPLOSION!
Owner: Hey, you guys...
SFX: Yusa x3
G: It's almost like Krauzer-san's there!!
S: GROTESQUE SHOWER OF BRAINS!!
N: This is for all for you, Aikawa-san...I'll...
N: ...protect you!!
SFX: Bya x4
Box 1 START
Top right: OHHHHH...I can see the other DMC members too!!
Middle right: Me too!
Bottom right: GROTESQUE FLYING EYEBALLS! GROTESQUE!
Bottom left: KRAUZER!! JYAGI-SAMA!! KAMYU!
SFX: Guru x4
Top left: GROTESQUE BLOOD JET PROPULSION!
N's thoughts: The day of graduation...
Aikawa: Do you think we'll ever meet again?
N: The words that I could never say to Aikawa-san...
G: HE DID IT! BEHIND THE HEAD GUITAR!!
A: Bye now!
N: The day I always regretted...
N: I'LL FINALLY BE ABLE TO TELL HER MY FEELINGS!!
N: I'M GONNA RAPE YA, YOU FUCKIN' BITCH PIG!!
A: That's horrible!!
SFX: Puru x3
N: Shit!! I became Krauzer all of a sudden!
N: Uwawa...hold on...
N: In a fashionable cafe...RAPE~...er I mean...awawawah
A: I HATE YOU!!
G: He's outta control!
G: WOAH, IT'S A STAGEDIVE!!
G: YOU SERIOUSLY ROCK, DUDE!!
N: Let me goo!!
(G: DMC DMC)
A: I hate you...I hate you!!
[TRACK 3 - END]
A special way of playing the guitar. Teeth-picking was made famous by Jimi Hendrix, but the true "Teeth Guitar" technique was refined by none other than Krauzer-san. It's best to avoid picking with your cavities.
Usage Example: HE DID IT!! KRAUZER-SAN'S "TEETH GUITAR!!"