Detroit Metal City
-> RTS Page for Detroit Metal City 18
N: It's been a few months since the release of the first two singles, "SATSUGAI" and "GROTESQUE"...
Guy: Krauzer-san talked a little about the album on the mic tonight...
Guy: It's finally coming out...
Guy: I bet they're furiously recording it in the demon world as we speak...
Guy: Wonder what kinda songs it'll have...
N: ...and DMC has dove straight into recording their long-awaited first album...
P: OK, Krauzer! Time for the vocals!!
P: Put your heart into it!
P: Bring a sticky flood of wetness to this world!!
N: Murder, murder~
N: Doo doo doo waaah~
N: Yesterday, shanananaaa, my mom
N: Tomorrow, doot-doot-doo, my dad~
P: Bastard, you're skipping over all the wet* parts!
* Mark in between panels: "Raped" and "Carve up"
P: DMC's first album is gonna destroy the world!!
P: You won't be able to violate anyone with that kinda singing!!
N: Y...you told me to put my heart into it...
N: I was just trying to use some arrangement...
P: When you sing "SATSUGAI," I want you to really act like you're killing and raping your parents!!
P: I want to feel the hatred and death spilling out when you sing "My Hatred Will Flow Unto You"
N: But...there's no one I hate that much...
P: FUCK!! Just shut up already!
P: From the top, one more time!!
N: I don't even wanna put out an album, and yet I've been shut up in here for days now..
N: What am I gonna do if this starts selling on the shelves?
P: ORRA!! Come on, let's here "My Hatred Will Flow Unto You!"
N: Uu...if this was live, I'd naturally get more excited...
N: Let's see...have I ever really hated someone before?
N: Wait! Last Sunday...!!
N: These cream puffs were featured in Amo-Amu...
N: But what a line...
Guy: I'm sorry, the guy before you just ate the last one.
N: But I've been waiting here for two hours!
N: My cream puffs....
N: MY HATRED WILL FLOW UNTO YOU!! MY HATRED WILL FLOW UNTO YOU!!
P: How are you gonna kill someone with that kinda haterd?!
P: I'll deal with you later!!
P: Kamyu!! It's drum time!!
K: SHAVED HAIR, LICK LICK LICK!!
K: BIG LABIA VS
K: LITTLE LABIA!!
P: Just look at that barbaric drumming...it's amazing!!
N: I wonder what he thinks about to make him drum so crazy like that...
P: OK!! C'mon, Jagi!
P: Hyahooo! This is really making me wet!!
P: Yesss, that's it! Deeper, deeper!!
N: Wada-kun's gotten a lot better...
J: Alright, the boss looks happy...
J: Good thing I've been practicing bass until my fingers stopped moving every day...!!
P: Yeahhh...right there..
SFX: Furu furu
P: It's like the feeling of knowing that in some small, unknown pocket of the world, nuclear weapons are being manufactured!!
P: OK, KRAUZER!!
P: I want you to finish off these weapons with your guitar and vocals!!
N: I..I CAN'T DO THIS ANYMORE!!
N: I hate nuclear weapons!
N: I never wanted to make this kinda music in the first place!!
P: Shit...he ran away...
J: That idiot!
N: Uuu....I hate this, I don't want to go back.
N: As long as I refuse to record, the album won't get released....
N: That's right, I picked this up earlier...
N: Letters from a bunch of DMC fans...
Krauzer-san, Jagi-sama, Kamyu-san! Thank you so much for your hard work recording the album! I've been waiting forever for it to come out, I think I'm going crazy! I can't wait to see what kind of songs are on it, and what kind of order you put them in! Once it's out, my friends and I are going to buy three copies each with the money we've saved up!! And of course, we're still gonna come see your concerts!!
I'm really excited for the new album. Once it comes out, I'm going to blare it through the entire school as loud as possible and cause a huge riot! GO TO DMC!! GO TO DMC!!
N: I didn't know people were so excited for the album...
I want it so bad! DMC's album...Krauzer-san, you can go ahead and kill me if it'll make it come out faster! I just need to hear it, now, now, now, now!! Take me down to Hell with you so that I can hear you record it!!
N: I guess I'm kinda the same way when I wait for new albums from the artists I like...
N: But I still don't want to make this music...
Letter 4 (1):
After listening to DMC for a long time, I finally summoned up the courage to write a letter. If the sentence just suddenly stops somewhere, that means I'm not alive anymore.
N: Is this person sick...?
To be honest, I was so afraid, but figured I should just go ahead and do it...Krauzer-san, has something bad or terrible ever happened to you? I hope I can get better soon and go see DMC live and hear the new album. -- Fukatsu Ryouta
N: He's cheering on DMC even on the verge of life and death...
N: I can't just ignore this and leave DMC behind!
N: I'll do my best for one more day and pray for this Ryouta kid's recovery...
Mom: R...Ryouta, a friend of yours is here to see you....
K: How are you feeling?
R: Wh..what are you doing here?!
K: Just sit there and listen...I don't have much time.
K: Mom, could you please cut these melons and serve them to Ryouta-kun?
K: That letter you sent me...
K: Summoned me, busy with recording, up from Hell!!
R: Th...thank you so much...
K: I could feel the determination within your letter..
R: Ahh...but my surgery is tomorrow..
R: To be honest, I'm really scared..
K: Tomorrow, huh?
K: That's a pretty bad cough...you must be in bad shape.
K: A true follower of DMC...
K: shows no fear!!
R: You're right...I'm sorry. Of course Krauzer-san, you must not even know what fear is...
K: It looks like I was a little harsh there... (I'm an idiot!)
K: Even I, the Demon King, does not live without worry and fear. Sometimes I think about the future...and I suppose those feelings might be slightly close to, um...
K: A little scared, I guess...
R: So you worry about the future too... (Just like me)
K: Yes, about whether or not I will be able to destroy the world, you know...
R: Heheh...somehow I feel a little more courageous...
K: Then, let us make a promise.
K: If you stand up to your surgery tomorrow with bravery...
K: During this recording, just for you...
K: I will say accomplish the feat of saying "rape" 11 times in 1 second!!
R: Eh..ahh...turning the "10 Rapes in 1 Second" into...
R: But...you might bite your tongue by accident...
K: Do not worry about me! Live on through your surgery so you can hear the new album!!
R: Y..yes! Thank you so much!!
R: I'll definitely hear the album and come to more concerts!!
M: Umm, I finished cutting the melons...
N: I've got no choice!
N: This album must become the finest thing I've ever created!!
N: Time for me to destroy the world--!!
P: Hyaaahahaha, this fucking rocks!!
J: Teeth guitar during the recording...you're crazy, Negishi!
P: I never thought he'd come back in full Krauzer mode!!
P: Fuck, go ahead, "Rape that Bitch!"
P: I wanna hear rape ten times in a second!!
K: RAPERA*!! (Japanese women!)
K: PE(American women!)RAP(Italian women!)ERA(French women!)
K: PERA(Brazillian women, Russian women!)PERA(Swiss women!)
P: At this pace...
P: Could he possibly..
K: PERA(Phillipino women!)PERA
K: PERA(Thai women!)PE(Cameroon women!)
K: And the eleventh one is the illusionary mongolian woman!!
P: FUUUCK!! 11 rapes, all in one second!!
P: Alright, that's one nuclear weapon complete, boys!!
K: Ryouta, I kept our promise!!
K: Live on!! Live on and enjoy the album!!
Sign: Shimono Clinic
Urinary Tract Infection
R: Thanks to Krauzer-san, my circumcision went perfectly!! Now it's time to go have a fucking marathon!!
Small text: It's nice and clean now!
R: I still have that pesky cold though...
N: And so, DMC's album was finished.
[TRACK 18 - END]
Often said to be a good gift to bring when going to see someone sick. It can also be sold. Although it is often thought of as a fruit, it's technically a vegetable. There are also said to be melon-looking things that exist that are actually sweeter...
"Oh lookie here, I spy two ripe melons..."
"Ohhh, Mr. President, you know you can't touch me like that here!"