Detroit Metal City 35
W: Alright, time for our second time onstage for SATANIC EMPEROR!!
C: GO TO DMC!
C: GO TO DMC!
C: We're definitely going to rock harder than Pie-Panic Chainsaw!!
W: What's wrong, Negishi? Shaking with anticipation?
C: GO TO DMC!
K: I was so hungry, I scarfed down some food back there..
K: I have a stomachache....
K: How could they do that to me?!
K: I will NEVER forgive them!!
K: Uuuu...I can't hold it! I have to go to the bathroom!!
W: What, hold on, you idiot!!
W: Shit....they already started performing on the Battle Stage...
P: DRINK FLESH JUICE
P: FEAST ON INTENSTINES
P: CARVE IT UP CARVE IT UP CARVE IT UP
P: SPEAKER STEW
C: Woahhh, Pie-Panic, this is an awesome performance!!
C: I can't believe bands like this still exist in Japan!!
C: Rei, make me into a stew!!
C: CORPSE CORPSE CORPSE CORPSE ASSASSINATION ASSASSINATION ASSASSINATION ASSASSINATION
K: Why does THIS have to be the time when all 4 VIP toilets are full!?
K: If I don't get this out of my system quickly, I'll miss the concert!!
C: Pie-Panic's fans are really riled up..
C: And DMC hasn't even come out yet...
W: Negishi, that asshole, what is he doing?!
W: All our fans are drifting over to the other side!!
W: I guess we'll just have to go out there ourselves!!
C: Woahhh, DMC came out!!
C: GO TO DMC!
C: GO TO DMC!
W: Alright, calm down Nishida...
W: We can't stop the crowd how scared we are!!
C: Wait, WHAT?!
C: K...Krauzer-san isn't there...
C: Krauzer-san's too busy making his nouveau!!
C: The Poison (grapes) he squished must take some time to finish the process!!
C: Ahhh, I want to drink it soon!!
C: The two of them are enough to take care of Pie-Panic!!
R: ONLY TWO?!
R: Are you looking down on us, DMC?!
R: I can't lose! I've always been made fun of since I was a child for this low voice of mine...
Kid: Your voice sounds like a monster!
K: You must not be a real girl!!
R: This voice..this singing...
R: I never even knew such a thing existed!
R: The thing that saved me was death metal!!
R: I was the woman chosen by the devil to sing death metal!!
R: I'LL SKIN YOU ALIVE
R: AND CUT YOU INTO JERKY
C: Rei's voice really is the best death voice!!
R: DMC STEW!!!
P: Hmph! Even I've been keeping my eyes on this new band Pie-Panic...
P: But I never thought they'd be going up against DMC so soon..
C: Pie-Panic challenged them!!
C: GO TO DMC!
C: GO TO DMC!
C: Go kill 'em!
W: What should I do? Am I gonna have to sing while we wait for Negishi to come?
W: Which song...SATSUGAI, GROTESQUE, Bitch Pig Symphony, or Slash Killer....?
W: I can't take any chances!
W: In order to get everyone excited, I'll play my best song!!
(*Note: These lyrics are from the song "Honey" by L'arc-en-ciel)
W: Entaaaaangled by the dry wiiiiinds~
W: I'm takiiiing you with meeee~
C: Woahh, this song is....
C: L'arc...it's a L'arc~en~ciel song, I think!!
C: Woahh, he's surprisingly good!
J: Honey so sweeeet!
J: Limitless dreaaams~
C: It's like they just came out here to do karaoke!
W: Heh! This is my favorite L'arc song, I once got 95 points on it in karaoke!!
W: I was planning to save it for when we went up against Helvete, but it'll have to do for now!
P: WHAT is that idiot singing...
P: More importantly, where the fuck is Krauzer?!
W: Ahh, the other side's still more excited!!
W: Shit, I'm going to have to get to the Battle Stage!!
W: At this rate, it'll be my fault if we lose!
C: Jagi-sama's running!
C: Here comes DMC!
J: I gotta think of a cool way to pop in...
C: There it is, Jagi-sama's cartwheel!!
C: It's surprisingly good!!
C: If you watched closely, it looked kinda demonic!!
J: Alright, now for the move I've been practicing just for SATANIC EMPEROR...
C: There's Jagi-sama's flames!!
C: Woahhh, he lit the torches!!
R: Wait...is he going to try and attack me...
J(flashback): I've gotta think up a cool performance for SATANIC EMPEROR..
Sign: Nearby Park
J(flashback): Fufu....for the real thing, I'll light these on fire! That'll surprise 'em!
C: Uwahh, Jagi-sama's juggling the torches!!
C: He really is the Lord of Fire!!
C: And he's surprisingly good!!
R: This guy's making fun of me!!
C: Yeah! Pie-Panic's performance is way more entertaining!
R: Don't stop playing!!
C: She's hitting her own member!!
C: Woahh, Pie-Panic started fighting amongst themselves!!
C: They're being controlled by Jagi-sama's flames!!
C: No they're not, that's Rei's performance!!
C: She always does it!
C: You liars, she's being controlled!
C: Jagi-sama's flames possess people!
J: Okay! And for the finale, I'll spin these four times and then catch them!
C: Uwahh, Jagi-sama threw the fire up super high!!
C: Can he really catch them?! (I feel like something's gonna happen when he does..)
J: It went a little too far to the right..
J: But I'm definitely going to catch them and look cool!!
J: Hell yeah!!
C: We can't see!!
C: He went just far enough behind the speaker to keep us from seeing! (Did he really catch it?!)
C: Is that it?!
C: Since we can't see it, we're imagining it to be even cooler!!
R: Like I'd waste time with those idiots! Listen up, "Bloodshed Train!"
J: Alright, next up are my card tricks!!
C: woahh, "Bloodshed Train!" (Pie-Panic's hit song!)
C: This is way better than the vocalist-less DMC!!
R: COVERED IN BLOOD GIMME SOME BLOOD COVERED IN BLOOD
R: SPLATTERING FLESH
R: HUMAN FLESH HUMAN FLESH
J: Ahh, they're really getting into it...
J: This is bad!
C: Uuu...this band really can't make it without their vocalist...
C: Ahhh, look!!
C: Camus-san is touching that woman's ass!!
C: When did he get there?!
C: The "Bloodshed Train" turned into "Train Molestation!!"
C: Rei's deathvoice stopped!
R: What the hell are you--
R: Let go, bastard!!
R: I said let go motherfucker!!
R: Kyaaaaaaaaaa <3
C: Ahhh, Rei just shouted in a super-cute voice!!
C: This is the first time I've heard it!!
C: What did Camus-san show her?!
R: I'm gonna cut you into pieces!!
C: Annn <3
R: N...no way...
N: Is that voice really coming from me..?
C: Uwaaah, Rei's turned into a girl!!
C: Her voice is so cute!
C: What the hell IS that guy?!
C: That's no guy, it's Camus-san!
R: No, this can't be!
C: No, Rei's death voice is still there!
C: There it is! Camus-san's "Absolute Sexual Pleasure!!"
SFX: Pish pish pish
Diagram, the four small texts: Feels Good
Diagram brackets: Camus-san's C-Spot Diagram
C: This is Camus-san's secret drumming technique!!
R: This is the first man who's made me feel like a woman!!
Brackets 1: Results of a survey of whether or not women were satisfied having sex with their partners:
Brackets 2: Results of a survey of whether or not they were satisfied after exploitation of their C-Spots:
Small Brackets: References: None
C: Ahh, Camus-san slipped a thank-you note into her hand!!
C: Woahhh, there's no doubt, this was a total victory for DMC!!
P: Hyahahaha, that was the best!!
P: Even without Krauzer, these guys are alright!!
N: How long are these guys gonna take...
N: How dare they make this Demon King wait so long...
N: Once they get out of here, I'm going to give them all a swift execution!!
N: I want to see how much of a shithead each one of them is...
N: Jyouji of Long Ones!!
N: Hasegawa of Coils!!
N: Tsuyoshi of Diarrhea!!
N: Togashi of Constipation!!
D: DMC!! EAT OUR SHIT!!
N: Deazm has arrived!!
N: What the hell are these guys saying?!
N: Anyway, finally I can let loose...
N: They didn't flush!
N: I see...so that's Deazm...
N: I'LL NEVER FORGIVE THEM!!
Black: Negishi's house, in Oita Prefecture's Inukai Village...
T: Mom!! Can you gimme some cash to go get a haircut?!
M: Oh, so you're finally going to cut it?
T: Of couuurse! This is haircut isn't cool anymore!!
M: On your way home, can you pick me up some fish oil from Abeyoshi*?
* Line: A supermarket on the Inukai Village Shopping Street
B: Toshi-kun, this kinda haircut, is, well....
B: A MALE WEAPON!!
T: What?! Pops, you mean to tell me you haven't heard of the Public Obscenity Cut?!
B: P..public obscenity...?
T: Make it look like the biggest Russian man's you've ever seen!
B: Alright, well, I'll start by shortening the sids...
T: Yeah!! Make it look just like the head!!
B: What about the back?
T: Like a bunch of veins!
B: And the front...?
T: A urethra!!
B: What color..?
T: PINK, OF COURSE!
B: Is....is this okay?
T: This is so fuckin' cool!!
SFX: Bokiiin (*penis getting erect sfx)
T: Uhyaa, slam it through, slam it through!!
B: H..hey, Toshi-kun....
T: Slam it through her ass!!
T: Alright, with this haircut, I'm gonna go meet Krauzer-san at SATANIC EMPEROR!!
B: Look at that head...
[BONUS TRACK - END]
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