Detroit Metal City
-> RTS Page for Detroit Metal City 38
D: EAT MY SHIT, DMC!!
C: Woahhh! The strongest metal band in the world is Dezumu!
C: Bowel movement, bowel movement!!
C: Turn Satanic Emperor into a shitstorm!
C: Shit, shit, shit! Eat my shit, you bastards!
C: Togashi, swing it over here!
C: Woahhh, look at all the shit coming out of that vacuum hose!
C: Don't worry, it's just muddy water!
C: Only a scatolo-metal band could do something this filthy! DMC's got no chance!
P: You've finally made it this far...it's remarkable, Dezumu.
P: Show DMC what your metal is truly made of!!
C: Woahhh, DMC's appeared on the Darkness Stage!
C: Look how clean they are!
C: GO TO DMC!
C: GO TO DMC!
C: Look at Krauser-san!
C: H-his pants are wet and sopping with excrement!!
C: How filthy!
C: DMC's filthier than Dezumu!!
C: DMC's beating Dezumu in terms of filthiness!
C: Amazing, DMC!
C: As expected of Krauser-san! What dirtiness!!
D: Hmph! Seems like they wish to oppose scatolo-metal.
D: The digested remains of a bunch of devoured demons: "Shitday the Poopteenth!"
D: I'll show you the true terror of shit!!
K: Dezumu!! I won't forgive you for what happened at the toilet, or for the fact that my pants haven't dried!
K: Rip an angel apart, a rain of blood falls! God's sad cries become thunder!
K: I summon you, Mad Monster!
C: Woahhh, they're starting off with Mad Monster!
D: Thirteenth! Bloody feces dripping from the demon's gate!!
D: Decomposing diarrhea!!
K: Feast on bloody feces! Feast on diarrhea!
K: Feast on it all to the bottom of Hell!
C: Woahh, the mad monster is eating Dezumu's shit!
C: It eats even shit?!
D: Kuh...stop making fun of us!
D: Whirling up with the wind into one big shit!! Gooey shit!
K: Feast on the big shit!! Feast on gooey shit!!
C: He's still feasting? Amazing!
C: Is the Mad Monster going to feast on Dezumu too?!
D: Shit! How about this?!
D: The shit-stained briefs of a fat old man!
C: Woahhh, unbelievable! There's no way he'll eat this!
C: This is it! If he can't eat a fat old man's briefs, he's done for!
K: FEAST ON THE SHIT-STAINED BRIEFS OF A FAT OLD MAN!
C: He ate it!
C: Mad monster really does feast on everything!
C: He ate all the shit!
C: What do you mean, he ate it? All he's doing is repeating what was just said!
C: Demons don't care about before or after!
C: Sure they do!
D: Kuuh...those guys really are crazy!
C: Woah! Krauser-san's doing some high-speed headbanging and throwing up the horns as if he's won!
C: His speed keeps increasing!
D: If DMC does that, then--
D: We'll just do this!!
C: It's Dezumu's high-speed hipbanging!!
C: Woahh! Only those with extreme hips can do such a thing!
C: What speed!
C: This is how you rock out to scatolo-metal!
P: You're all shaking your asses so well, everyone..
P: But the fact that Tsuyoshi isn't joining in means you still haven't realized your true potential...
C: And look at Togashi's hands!
C: WC!! It isn't a meloik sign, but a scatolik sign! (*Okay, so to explain this: In Japan, toilets will sometimes have WC written outside them, which means Water Closet, and comes from England. Also, in Japan, the horns are referred to sometimes as "meloik signs." Meloik comes from the Italian language.)
C: This is bad! DMC is getting pushed down by scatolo-metal...
C: Is it really an evolved form of metal?
K: You shitheads!! I don't care how original you think you are,
C: Woahhh, Krauser-san won't stop headbanging!
K: being metal isn't that simple!!
C: The head or the ass, which is faster?!
D: Shut up, DMC! The leader of a cosplay band has no right to say something like that!
D: Acknowledge your loss and take off your outfits!!
C: Go, Togashi!
C: Ahhh, his speed's dropping!
C: Is there really a limit to Krauser-san's neck power?
D: Kuhh...hurry up and kick the bucket already!
D: My ass is also reaching its limit...
K: Cosplay, huh?! Don't underestimate me!!
K: Don't underestimate metal!!
C: There it is! Krauser-san's "Anger-Speed Headbanging!"
J: Wow, Negishi...
J: You really are a metal monster!
C: Krauser-san's the more amazing one here!
C: What speed!
C: Headbanging really is better than hipbanging!
D: Kuh! My hips...
D: I'll just have to kick his ass THAT way!
T: Alright, Togashi, go for it!
D: Get on the Battle Stage, Krauser!!
C: Ahh, Togashi called Krauser out!
D: Won't you come with me...?
H: Hey, Tsuyoshi isn't coming!
D: We'll just have to do it with the three of us!
J: Leave him!
C: Krauser-san is also heading for the Battle Stage!
D: This is the only way to defeat him!!
D: Let's go!
C: Here it comes! The "Death God Bowel Movement!"
D: I'll show you the true horror of Dezumu!!
C: Krauser's coming!
P: When a band traverses a big mountain, it is imperative that all members are united.
P: Is this it for Dezumu...?
C: Tsuyoshi is running toward the Battle Stage--could it be...
C: Could it be, the "Death God Bowel Movement" will finally be completed?!
D: Tsuyoshi...you came after all...
D: Following the scatolo-metal under my ass that you would never acknowledge...
T: No, Togashi, I've simply come this far with the sole goal of defeating DMC on my mind.
T: In order to win, I'm fine with throwing away my petty pride!
D: Tsuyoshi...thank you!
J: Guys like you...
C: Woahhhhh, the "Death God Bowel Movement" has finally been completed!
D: How does this look to you, Krauser?!
P: I've been waiting so long for this!
D: WHAT DO YOU THINK OF THIS?!
K: SO FUCKING WHAT?!
C: Uwahhh, the "Death God Bowel Syndrome" was broken!
C: What a development! Unbelievable!
C: Krauser-san really is immortal!
D: Even our united "Death God Bowel Movement" didn't work...
D: We have no other moves left...
D: Does this mean that DMC really is the strongest band in metal?!
H: Uuu, Togashi...don't give up...
H: This is the scatolo-metal you believed in, right?
D: If I can't even take a shit, then the only arrow I have to shoot back at him is this...
D: This is the last bit of my metal spirit!!
D: Eat my metal fart!!
C: Ahhh, even Togashi's metal fart can't finish it!
C: Krauser-san, defense! Defense!
C: Defense, defense!
C: Shoot! Go!
C: Ahh, it missed!
C: He's going for the rebound!
K: SCATOLO-METAL ENDS HERE!!
C: THERE IT IS!! THE DEMON DUNK!!
C: The one who saves the rebound saves metal!
D: It's over...
C: GO TO DMC
C: GO TO DMC
C: The game's finished!
D: We lost...
C: Uwahh, Dezumu's been defeated!
P: Good work, good work.
P: You did your best, Dezumu.
P: You showed everyone what truly possessed your hearts.
C: Who the hell is that guy?
P: You impressed me as well, Krauser-san...now I truly understand what it is to be someone as amazing as you.
C: Seriously, who is this guy...
P: Watching the performance tonight, I was truly moved...
C: Is he some guy from the business world?
P: Listen up...
P: A long time ago, a wiseman of the metal world onec said this...
K: ASSHOLES THAT TALK TOO MUCH WILL BE DESTROYED!!
C: There it is! Krauser-san's "Million-Year Murder!"
C: He's sucking up Dezumu and the geezer into the sewer!
C: GO TO DMC
C: GO TO DMC
N: And so, scatolo-metal was sucked back up into its own vacuum hose...
K: SATANIC EMPEROR
K: IS MIIIINE!
D: Sorry, everyone...let's just start over.
P: That's it, start over!
P: My wife and I decided to start over too.
N: and bonds were once again strengthened.
[TRACK 38 - END]
A technique of scatolo-metal. After blowing out all of one's metal spirit through one's ass, it is released toward one's enemy. Sometimes people say "wait, did you say metal, or methane?" and get rather confused in a fart-related context.
[Usage Example] If you eat so many potatoes like that, you'll build up all your metal gas. Unless you let out a good metal fart, your body will get poisoned!