Detroit Metal City 49
M: Heheh! I'm so excited for DMC's concert tonight!
S: Yeah, I hear they're gonna play the Bitch Pig Symphony.
M: Woah, look! The DMC call's already started outside the place!
P: GO TO DMC!
P: THUNDER LEGEND DMC!! HEY!
P: GO TO DMC!
P: What...? What's that guy screaming?
S: Don't you know him, Ryota? He's been coming to the concerts quite a bit lately. I hear his name's Nimura...
N: HYPER SURVIVE DMC!! HEY!
N: GRAND CLASSICS DMC!! HEY!
S: I hear he just recently returned to the country from somewhere. He's a real "special" type of fan, alright...
?: That was the first day I laid eyes on him.
K: GROTESQUE SHOWER OF FLYING BRAINS!!
K: GROTESQUE EYEBALL MADNESS!!
?: A type of fan I'd never met before...
?: That man named Nimura...
N: ORRAAHH, COME ON!!
N: COME ON COME ON, KRAUSER!! COME ONNNN!
?: Who the hell is this guy?
N: HEY HEY HEYYYYYYYYYYYY!! KRAUSER! (*Note: I have a big feeling this guy is based even just a little on Oshio Manabu, both in appearance and character. Oshio is a musician/actor who went to America when he was younger, is famous for being an overexaggerating, annoying braggart, and once hailed himself as "the second coming of Kurt Cobain.")
M: What is he doing...he's being so rude to Krauser-san!
K: I'm a terrorist from Hell!
K: Yesterday I raped my mom!
N: OK, here I go!
K: KILL KILL KILL, KILL YOUR PARENTS~
N: That's right, we ain't afraid of nothin', brothers! The blood of demons is running through us!
N: Follow this guy and you got nothin' to fear! He's gonna control the world with his songs!
N: GO KRAUSER!
G: What the hell, man?!
K: MURDER, MURDER!
G: Stop shouting random shit during the song!
C: Hey, look...
C: The pig's offering his ass to Krauser...
C: LooK! Krauser-san's spreading his wings...
C: HERE IT COMES!
C: IT'S THE
N: NIMURA EXERCISE!!
N: NICE ONE, KRAUSER!
pig bubbles: Ehi! Ehi!
C: It isn't some stupid name like that, you son of a bitch!!
C: Come on, get down!
N: Weaklings like you should shut up!!
C: Why did you put your own name in, anyway!?
C: More importantly, add "-san" to the end of his name, dammit!
N: You add "-san" to the end of my name!!
M: Wh-what is this guy...
C: That fucker really pissed me off...
C: Right when Krauser-san was in the middle of his new song...
G: What was the name of that move anyway?
F: "The Phoenix and the Yama Kingdom." (*The Yama Kingdom was the supposed kingdom of the legendary Empress Himiko in ancient Japan. This title is just meant to sound really bad-ass though)
G: Ahhh!! What a cool name! I'm gonna kill that bastard!!
G: I feel ya, man, but I heard that during the time that guy spend in America, he got trained in martial arts...he's supposed to be really strong!!
C: I wouldn't have it any other way!
N: Hahahahah! That Krauser's such a naughty boy!
G: Three please.
W: Right this way sir.
N: I saw so many metal bands when I was in America, but that Krauser guy's been the first one to get me so riled up!!
M: Wah! It's Nimura!
F: All you're doing is blasphemizing the name of Krauser-san, and nothing more!
N: What, you guys again?
N: What a bunch of whiny dicks!
N: I respect Krauser in my own way, got it?!
N: If you gota problem, say it with your body, not your mouth!! Come on!
F: All I'm saying is, with the way you're treating Krauser-san, he wouldn't even choose you for a sacrifice.
F: And he certainly wouldn't rape you, either!
N: So you've been raped by him, then?
F: Kuh...no...not yet.
C: Stop it, you bastard!! He's got a complex about not being raped by Krauser-san yet, alright?!
N: HYAAAHAHAHAHA, what pitiful losers you all are!! All you do is talk with nothing to back it up!!
N: Alright! I'll decide this in one shot with Krauser at the next concert.
N: Once he chooses me, I'll have you all bowing before me!!
G: A while back when Krauser-san chose us to be his sacrifices and invited us to his hotel, I saw him in a very modest state.
G: The Supreme Beast Armor he wears is a tool crafted in the demon world in order to suppress his magical powers, as well as his sexual vitality.
G: I couldn't imagine him taking that off in the middle of a concert...
N: In that case, I'll have him take off his armor and fuck me at the next concert!
N: Just like ripping off a girl's clothes in bed!!
F: How dare you...
F: The one who's going to take off Krauser-san's armor and become his sacrifice is me!!
N: Heh! I'll show at this next concert who the real DMC fan is.
F: Hmph! That's my line!!
M: N-no way...
M: Taking off Krauser-san's armor...
M: Is that even possible...?
K: RAPE RAPE RAPE (x10)
C: Woahhh, there's the 10 rapes!
C: Please Krauser-san, slaughter me!
M: Krauser-san really is amazing...
M: The aura of the Demon King is reverberating from his body along with his music...
M: Those two were supposed to settle their rivalry today, but...
M: To be honest, I really don't think that Supreme Beast Armor is coming off...
N: HEY HEY HEY, KRAUSER!!
K: RAPE RAPE RAPE, RAPE THAT BITCH!
M: Nimura went up there!!
M: That other guy...
M: He still hasn't moved yet!
N: C'mon, take it off! You wanna fuck me, right Krauser?!
N: It's fine!! Strip!! C'mon, strip!!
K: FAST AS LIGHTING! RAPE RAPE RAPE!
C: Uwahh! That guy placed is hand on the Supreme Beast Armor!
C: Is this guy crazy?! Is he really trying to rip off the armor?
C: I can't believe it! He must have a death wish!
C: Hey, I dunno, he might really be able to do it!
N: Tch! C'mon on and take off that shitty armor!
N: Have some a' this!
K: RAPE RAPE, RAPE THAT BITCH!
C: He threw Worchestershire Sauce on Krauser-san's armor!!
N: Take it off already! Hey heeey!
C: What a horrible thing to do!!
C: If he doesn't get it off quick, it'll stain his armor!
C: Maybe he really will take it off!
C: It looks like he dropped a croquette while he was eating or something!
C: Is Nimura gonna be the one?!
C: Ahhhh, he's wiping it with his cloak!
C: He doesn't look too concerned about it!
C: To the Demon King, stains don't mean shit! He doesn't care!
C: Nimuraaa! Don't underestimate the Demon King!
C: Get down!
N: But that's...
N: Are there any other ways to make him take off the armor...?
N: Hm? That guy's gone!
M: He's right...that guy disappeared!
C: No way!
C: Could he have ran away...?
C: He didn't seem like to type to run...
C: But he's gone, isn't he...?!
C: Isn't it suddenly getting really hot in here...?
C: Ahhh...damn, it's hot!
C: I can't take it...
C: What's with this crazy temperature change?!
C: What in the world's going on here?!
C: Hey, Krauser-san's really sweating up there...
C: Because of that armor, he's feeling a level of heat that only the Demon King knows...
C: But why is it getting so hot in here?
C: L-look up there!
C: It's thaaat guy! He's messing with the thermostat!
C: Is this OK...?
C: Is this really OK...?
C: He didn't run away! This was all just part of his battle plan!
C: It's fucking hot, you asshole!
F: I'm gonna raise it even more, too!
G: Is this really OK...?
C: He brought forth this scorching heat just like the sun!
M: Amazing...I knew he'd do it!
C: Hey, look at the stage!!
C: Krauser-san's started to take off the Supreme Beast Armor!!
N: K-Krauser's taking it off himself...
N: So that's it...
N: I was only thinking of forcing it off him somehow...
N: But he was thinking of a situation in which Krauser would take it off out of his own will,
C: He's almost got it off!
N: And set it up as such...
N: We're all living thanks to Krauser --no, Krauser-san's-- will...
N: Yes...and he, the man who understands that...
N: is the ideal fan!!
C: Woahhhh, Krauser-san's ripped off his Supreme Beast Armor...
sfx: Hoo x3
C: He's getting excited...he must be looking for a sacrifice!
C: Now he's in the Supreme Beast Tights!
C: Woahh! Krauser-san's glaring at the second floor!
C: That guy's gonna become his prey tonight!
C: Woahhh! What amazing speed!
N: It's my loss. He beat me in every way...
N: Pff! And he looks so content, too...
M: What an awesome victory...
M: And now we'll get to see him become the sacrifice!
F: With this, his complex should disappear too.
F: Besides, Krauser-san's never even looked at me once...
F: I'm nothing...
F: Hey, aren't you just drinking too much?
C: He's spreading his wings!!
C: Woahhh! Tonight's sacrifice is--
C: the guy who was controlling the thermostat, of course!!
G: Owwwie!! Please don't scrotch me!
G: Please don't scrotch meeee!
C: There it is! Nimura's Exercise!!
C: Figures, only one of the concert staff could work the thermostat!
C: The judgements of the Demon King truly are absolutely precise!
N: And so, the dispute between the DMC fans was settled...
N: Sorry about that, man...
N: I was in the wrong.
N: and Nimura was officially accepted as a true DMC fan.
F: Cheer up!! Another chance for you to become his sacrifice will come before you know it!!
N: Haa...I can't wait to get home and listen to Kahimi...
[TRACK 49 - END]
A slang word that means something between "scritch" and "scratch." Often used by Kyushu natives when performing the Nimura Exercise.
[Usage Example] You bitch pig! Just where do you want me to scrotch you, anyway?!
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