Sexy Commando Gaiden: Sugoiyo!! Masaru-san 3

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COMMANDO 3 Masaru and the Proof of Manliness

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G: Fujiyama-kun, good morning!
F: Ah...good morning...
F(2b): Um...Sa...Sawa...?
S: Sawamura!
F: Ah...Sawamura-san...
S: Fujiyama-kun, you still haven't learned our names?
S: That's no good!
G: Ri...Rie...!
S: I guess it's okay because it hasn't been long since you transferred here...
S(2b): And you've always just been talking to Masaru-kun...you need to make friends with your other classmates too!
F: Eh...?
S: Also, that Masaru-kun, he's kinda...
G: Ri...Rie! Let's go!

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G: What were you talking to him for?!
R: Eh? What?
F: Always....with Masaru-kun...!? N...now that she mentions it,
F: I can't recall a single name of any other cassmate besides Masaru-kun...
F: Th...this is bad...there's a chance that I'm already thought of as Masaru-kun's best friend...
F: The attitude of that other girl was really suspicious...
F: ..which means that the possibility that I'm being treated like a weirdo is high...
F: And so my goal of making 100 friends will remain a dream within a dream!!
F: I've gotta make some real friends quick...
G: Sh..shit, it won't come off at all....
I(2b): That won't work...he used permanent marker...just put your hair down for a while and cover it!
G: Dammit...why did such an embarassing thing have to happen to me...
G: I...I hate you, Hananakajimaaa!!
I: Just calm down and give it up, Iguro...

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I: .....hm!?
I: That guy's...
G: H...hey.....
G(2b): You aren't thinking of something stupid, are you? Stop it! That guy's Hananakajima's friend!
I: Hmph...
F: Hiiee!!
F: Is...something the matter...?
I: Don't gimme that shit!
G: H...hey! Iguro!
I: Shut up! I'm really pissed off now!
I: I'm gonna kill him in place of Hananakajima!!
I: If you curse someone, curse Hananakajima...!

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M: WAIT!!
I: C...
I: Could it be...!?
M: Just leave it at that...
M: You delinquents...!
M: If you must hit someone no matter what...
M: Then hit...
M: this guy right here!!

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I: S...stop trying to scare us!
I: Who the hell are you?!
M: U...gufuhhh!!
I: Don't fucking intrude!!
M: Wh...what bastards...I just wanted to try saying it once...
M: To think they'd actually hit me...
M(2b): ...but I don't regret it...after all, right now I...
M: I am a man shining magnificently...!!
M: I challenge you to a duel!!
M: Villains!!!
I: Ah...that felt good...
I: Feels like we accomplished something....
G: Yeah, that's true...

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F: Th...this guy...?
F: Um...I'm very sorry...
F: You got terribly injured because of me...
M: N...no, not at all...
M: It's not a big deal..
M: As the leader of this school's Karate Club, it's only natural....
M(2b): Helping people in need is a Karate Club member's...no...a man's duty...!
F: A...man's duty....
M: That's right...if you're also a man...
M: how about joining the Karate Club?
F: Eh!? Er....um....but I...
M(2b): So what?! Join! Come on! Join the club!
M(2b): You've gotta join us! Right now! RIGHT NOW!!
M: Hah....!!?
M: Fufu...what I was saying...
M: suddenly got really out of control...
F: U...um....

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M: Fufu...trying to forcefully get people to join the club isn't something a man would do...
M: We should first sit down and talk this out, man to man...
M: Sorry for introducing myself so late...I am the Karate Club Captain...
M: Kondou Machahiko! Very nice to meet you!
F: Ah...I'm Fujiyama Okometsubu...
F: My pleasure!
M: O...Okometsubu...! F...fantastic. Isn't that such a manly name?!
F: Er...no, not really...
M: What kanji do you use for it? Could you write it here for me?
F: Ah....okay, here...
F: "Fuji," then "Yama"....
F: I...isn't this a club application form?!
F: This is a really dishonest way to do stuff!!

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M: D...
M: Dishonest!
M: D...dishonest...th...that's certainly the truth...
M: I'm a cowardly waste of a man!
M: No matter how much I may want members, resorting to such dirty tactics...
M: The merit is laughable!
F: U...um, excuse me...
F(2b): He got this shocked...and we even had such a friendly atmosphere going.
F: D...did something happen?
M: .........the truth is...
M: The Karate Club is on the verge of becoming inactive...
F: Eh...?
M(2b): The members kept quitting one after another...and three days ago, I was left alone...
M(2b): With that it was decided that the club would become inactive..but I was allowed to prolong the time I have left, with the condition that I gather up five members within a week...

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F: S...so that's why you were desperately...
F(2b): But why...did your members suddenly drop like that?
M: three days ago...if only that man hadn't appeared...
M: No one would have quit...
F: Th...
F: That man...
M: The SIIIIGNAL of LOOOOOVE~ IS A RED SIGNAAAAAL~
M: IN THE NEON NIIIIIGHT~ A SCENT OF DAAANGER~ (GETCHU!)
M: THAT IS A WOMAAAN~ A DISORDERLY COMB~
F(2b): Geh!! Ma...Masaru-kun...
F: What terrible singing!!
H: Ma...
H: Masaru!!?

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M: (Script) Remember, that time...by the way, I....
M: like weiners more than...
M: sausages...
H: Yo!!
H(2b): Long time no...fuguhhh!!
H(2b): Gufuhh...fu...as...as expected of you, Masaru...
H(2b): Speeding up and ramming me where someone would usually slow down...as expected of the man I relied on...!
M: Long time no see, Machahiko!
F: ....!? So that's it...now I remember, Masaru-kun was in the Karate Club...which means the one who pushed the Karate Club to inactivity was unmistakably Masaru-kun...

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H: Masaru....Karate...
M: I refuse!
H: Fu...fufu...you were never one to be reeled in by mere talk...
H: To Masaru...
F: He...he's writing it!!?

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H: Fufufu...just you wait, Masaru...
H: I'll be done writing this soon!!
F: ....for...some reason, Machahiko-kun's atmosphere is changing...
F: He's becoming totally Drifter-ish!! (*Drifters were a popular comedy grop)
Letter: LETTER OF CHALLENGE
H(2b): To Masaru...it's been a while, thanks for earlier...by the way, the Karate Club is about to become inactive...
H(2b): That's because when you joined, despite being a novice, you kicked everyone's ass (excluding me). All the members, having lost their confidence, quit one after another.
H: I hate you...but unfortunately, your abilities are true...I want you to lend me your power...
H: "SHII YUU AGEIN...BAI BAI!", huh?
M: ...sorry, but I cannot return to the Karate Club...
M(2b): Because I...cannot abandon Sexy Commando!
H: So be it...but which is the stronger fighting style...?
H: We must duel, Masaru!!

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H: If I win...
H: Join the Karate Club!!
M: Hmph...without being around the bush with stupid stuff lik that...
M: You should have just said that from the start...!
Letter: To Masaru
Comaneci (*Name of a famous olympic gold medalist in the 70s, but more importantly, part of a famous gag by famous J-comedian Beat Takeshi in the 70s-80s)
F: It's totally different!!!
H(2b): Now...what's wrong, Masaru...
H: Show me that Sexy Commando of yours!!

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H: Time for you to have a good taste...
H: of the true horror of Sexy Commando!!
F: Here it comes...!
F: Something's going to come out of his zipper again...!
M: Here I go!!
M: Watch closely..
H: Fried...
H: KARATE PUNCH!!!

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F: Iiee!?
H: Karate Punch!
H: Karate Punch!
H: Karate!!
H: Karate!
H: Karate Kick!!!
M: Haguohhh!!!
H: Hooo...
F: S...
F: Strong...!!
H(2b): What's wrong, Masaru? This isn't like you...
M: Gumuh...!
H: You're full of openings, you know...!?

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M: Damn you, Machahiko...
M: That was cowardly, you son of a bitch!!!
H: Wh...what!?
H: How!?
M: How...? The truth is, I don't quite understand exactly how...
M(2b): But try and remember the villains from Masked Rider! Despite the fact that they're members of evil organizations...
M: Even though he's full of openings...they never, EVER attack during Rider's transformation sequences...
M(2b): In other words, it's one of the laws of a man...and the very proof of manliness itself!!!
H: P....
H: Proof of manliness!!?

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H: Wh...what the hell...it's exactly as he says....I was only thinking of winning...
H: That's the same as throwing away proof of my manliness!
H: Ahh....what a fool I am...
H: I'm nothing more than human trash. A perfect example of a good-for-nothing...
M: Ah...
M: He's full of openings...
M: SASOON QUALITY!!! (*Another commercial saying)

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F: That was dirty!!!
H: I...
H: I lost...
M: Machahiko...
H: I...I was an idiot...
H(2b): The club will become inactive...but I'll accept my loss fair and square...ah, what relief!
M(2b): Dummy! The duel still hasn't been decided!
M: Don't give up on Karate! Machahiko!
H: Masaru...
H: Let's keep...
H: fighting our heated battle...!!
F(2b): Th...that doesn't really matter, but...why the hell was he speaking Kansai-ben!? (*After Machahiko got whacked by Masaru, his accent changed for some reason)
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