Sexy Commando Gaiden: Sugoiyo!! Masaru-san 14

COMMANDO 14 Masaru and the Moustache Soul
C: Wanchuu!
F: Huh? Where's Masaru?
C: He said he was going to refresh the club room, and went ahead of us...
H: Refresh? You mean cleaning?
H: No way...
H: This is Masaru we're talking about. There's no way it'd be something that simple...
F: Hmmmm..the verb "refresh" is suspicious...
F: I could see him trying to put up some decorations for Christmas...
C: Ah! Me too!
H: Hahaha...that's possible...like, setting up dolls, and stuff...
F: I dunno if even Masaru-kun would go THAT far...
H: Hey, you never know...

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COMMANDO 14 Masaru and the Beard Soul
M: Hooo....
H: EHHHHHHH!!?

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H: Wh..what the HELL are you doing, Masaruuuuu!!
F: And...and why is there a bathtub in here, dammit!?
M: Why...? Because I built in in here, of course!
M: What do you think? It's pretty refreshing, right?
F: Y...you can't just build a bathtub in our club room!!
F: Besides, we'd never need one that big anyway!!
M: Really?
H: I think it's a good idea, though...it's heartwarming..
F: The hell it is!
F: Hurry up and get it out of here!!
M: Ah! That's right...speaking of heartwarming...
M(2b): We really need to get a manager for our club...so today I've decided, instead of
practice, we'd begin an aimless journey of manager-acquiring (Steamy Story Arc)...
M: What do you say?
H: Ma...
H: Manager?

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M: You must be so tired...
M: Please...use this!
small text: Lavender Scent
H: Sankyuu...
Note: I like you. Please go out with me.
H: Manager!
F: S...sounds great!
C: Y...yeah, it does!
H: A club's got to have a manager, after all! Guess there's no use...we'll have to come
with you!
M: Alright! Then it's decided!
M: But...beforehand, maybe we should get rid of the tub...?
H: TUB..!?
text in the back, from right to left: Female Body / Bathing / Manager / Naked / Totally
Naked

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H: J...just leave it there!
F: Yeah, you don't have to tear it down!!
H: That's right! If we keep it, I'm sure it'll come in handy sometime!!
M: Eh? Wh...what's with you guys, all of a sudden!!?
Sign: A/V Room
In Use by
the Theater Club!
G: Heey, Tomoe...
G: Do I have to be the man AGAIN?
T: Hmmm...just a little more...
G: Are you fussing over the moustache!? Just give it a break!!
T: No! With that attitude, I'd never be able to make a good moustache...
T: Moustaches are a woman's life, you know!
G: There she goes, saying weird stuff again...
Small text: Geez, this girl...
G: Why do moustaches have to be a woman's life?!
G: Moeeee, quit it already!
T: I...I can't! The left fibers still don't look right!

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G: Buuuut, we'll lose all our time to rehearse!
G: She's right..
G: And since it's a rehearsal, we shouldn't even need any makeup in the first place...
T: Hm...ah...you're right...
T: Sorry...
T: I...I just...when it comes to moustaches, sometimes I get in a trance...
G: You're such a weirdo, Moe-Moe...
G: Alright! Time to start the rehearsal!!
G: Ohhh! Senorita! Why are you a Senorita?!
G: Fufufu...you got me! I may look like a Senorita, but I am not a Senorita!!
G: This moustache is the proof of that!!
G: Nuuu! You got me now, you shitty little maggot!!
T: Am I...a weirdo?

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M: Okay!! Let's start by looking around here!
H: Do your best, Masaru...!
M: Mmm!
M: Ban-ban-babanba~
M: Today I have to go to work again~
M: And tomorrow~I also have to go to work~
M: The day after that, too~
M: Lalala, and then~
M: You're our manageeeer~
F: WHAT THE HELL!!?

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H: Dumbass...as usual, your invitations are horrible...
F: It...just too devoid of any logic...
H: At this rate, we shouldn't let our expectations get too high...
M: Fufu...don't worry! I've already thought about my next move...
F: S...seaweed!? Are you seriously thinking of passing out seaweed again...!?
M: Fufu...close. But it's not seaweed I'll be passing out...
M: See it?
F: NOBODY WANTS THAT SHIT!!

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M: Hooo...
Small text: Papa, moustache!
P: Hahaha...hey now, Tomoe...that's dangerous (for the customer)
P: Tomoe, your dad will someday...
P: be the best Mustachian in all of Japan!
T: The best man?
P: Hahaha...look! Tomoe! Your father's a champion!!
T: My daddy's the best man in Japan, yaaay!!
P: Hahaha, look! Tomoe! Can you see your father's body!?
T: Uwahh, dad, that's too much!
P: Tomoe...even now, your father still has a dream...someday, I want to grow the
legendary Blue Moustache...
T: Legendary Moustache? What's that?
P: Fufufu...just anticipate me growing it!
T: Ufu...I should just call you moustache instead of daddy now!
P: Tomoe...can you hear me? Tomoe...
T: Yes...
P: There's something I must tell you...listen carefully...
T: Yes...

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P: In this world...there exist good bearsd and bad beards...and I ended up growing a
beard the wrong way...
T: Yeah...I can tell just by looking at you, daddy...
P: ...I see. So you really do have the skill of a Mustachian...
P: Gohoh, gohoh! Egohuh!!
P: P...paper...and...a...pen...
T: F...father, hang on...! Hang on!!
Paper: Don't cry, Tomoe
Paper 2: The legendary blue moustache is
Paper 3: Meso
T: F...father...!?
T: What the hell is a meso!!?

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T: My father was the same way...
T: Of course I'm a weirdo...
T: Hoo...
T: No one understands me...
T: On the outside, I probably look like a strange gloomy person...
T: But it's fine...
T: After all...
T: This is when I'm the happiest I can be...
sfx: ufufufufufufu
T: Ahh!?
T: Wh...
T: WHAT'S WRONG WITH ME?!

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T: Wh...where else is there a high schooler like this?!
T(small): Haa x2
T: What the hell is wrong with me?!
T: I just need to act normal...! Normal's the best way!
T: I'll just graduate from college normally, and become an office lady!
T(2b): I won't become a Mustachian..! At the most, it'll just be an interest!!
T(2b): After all, I'm just a normal high school girl, right? Or at least like one!
Uwahh, this is super cute!
T: Super cute...and hairy!
M: Oh!
H: The 23rd person!
F: We're not finished yet...!?
M: Hey, you!!
M: Wouldn't you like a paperweight?
M: I also happen to have some vanilla essence with me...

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T: !? ...this guy's another...
T: weirdo!!
T: Ah...ah, I'm in a hurry now, so...
T: No...I can't get involved with other weirdos!!
M: Ehh!?
M: W..wait! I haven't even told you about the conditions yet!!
T(2b): Eh!? B...but I'm really in a hurry....ahh!!
T: Kyaaa!!
T: Huh!!?
T: Oh...no...they saw it...
T: I'll be called a weirdo again!!

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M: Wh...what...
M: What a marvelous moustache...!!!
T: Eh...!?
M: Hey...could you show that to me one more time...?
T: Hm...? Ah...
T: Wh...what...?
T: This?
M(2b): ...M...magnificent...this is the first time I've seen such an amazing moustache...
M: This gloss...this smoothness...and then, the trim itself! I can't find a single
fault!!
T: A...are those compliments...?
M: This must truly be...
T: To my moustache...
M: a moustache of the 21st century!!
T: He's complimenting...
T: my moustache...!!
M: Are you the one who made this moustache...?
T: Y...yes...

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M: Wonderful...
M: It's truly soulful!!
T(2b): Th...thank you...
M: My name is Hananakajima Masaru...
M: You...please, won't you join our club...?
T: M...
T: Me?
sfx: clap clap clap
T: I...I'm Kitahara Tomoe...!
T(2b): If...it's okay...I'd definitely like to join your club!!
T: The Moustache Club!!
Box: "Moustache Club" sounded very similar to "hidebu"...but no one really cared...(*The joke here is that 'higebu,' or 'moustache club,' does sound really similar to 'hidebu,' which is a really famous death shout that was overused in the popular manga Hokuto No Ken [Fist of the North Star])