Sexy Commando Gaiden: Sugoiyo!! Masaru-san 18

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COMMANDO 18 Masaru and the True Hero
M: Everyone, listen up!
M: Today our practice will be...
M: through observation!!
F: Observation...?
H: Observing what?
M: ...Today, there is a man coming to a certain place...
M(2b): That man, as far as I know, is the strongest man on this planet...
M: And the single man in the world...
M: whom I admire the most!
F: A...a man Masaru-kun admires...?
H(2b): Hoh...sounds interesting...but where are we going...?
M: Saiyuu!

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COMMANDO 18 Masaru and the True Hero

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Sign: THE YOROSHIKU MASK SHOW
Little text on sign: Say "Yoroshiku" as Yoroshiku Mask arrives! (Yoroshiku!)
H: M...Masaru, is that guy...
F: could it be that masked guy...
M: ....hm?
M: Of course...
H: Wh...what do you mean, of course...
F: What is he reading?
Paper:
Yoroshiku Mask Theme
Yoroshiku Middle Kick
1 September, Yoroshiku
Next month, Yoroshiku
Chorus{Since my sun
is so hot,
swell full of zest}
2 Aggressive Yoroshiku
Someone else's parents, Yoroshiku
{Same thing as above
F: A lyrics sheet...!!

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F: Don't read it so enthusiastically!
H: How can you seriously watch such a show that's obviously aimed toward little kids, anyway?!
M: What the fuck was that, you bastard...?
?: Thank you for waiting! Without further ado, it's time to begin!!
M: Ahh!! This isn't good! It's gonna start!!
M: If we don't get to the front fast...!!
M: Come! You guys need to hurry too!
F: U...uhh...
H: We'll pass...
M: Don't worry, just follow me!
M: Just watch it and pretend like you were tricked...!
F: Fiiiifififisssh!
M: Master "Fish Judo Uniform" will now take over this world-fish!

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F: Fuhahaha, sell! Sell! Sell some more!
F: We'll see plain white flour as love potions to the unsuspecting youth population, and cut huge deals-fish!!
Y: Stop this at once!!
F: Nuu!? Who are you!?
Y: To villains such as yourself...
Y: I have no name...!
F: Ahhh!!
F: Y...you're...!?
Y: Exactly! I am Yoroshiku Mask!!
Y: Normally, he's known as a nice, sociable guy to his friends, suprisingly enough! It's true!

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F: Nuu! So you appeared at last! Curse you, Yoroshiku Mask!
Y(2b): Hahaha! Stop this, brother! You're enemy, but you can call me "Yokkun!" What did I tell you!? I'm not the kinda guy to worry about little things like that! Gahahahahaha!
M: Nice! Yokkun!!
M: Friendly!!
F: We...
F: were tricked...!
H: Wh...what should we do...go home...?
C: No...it could be dangerous to say anything now...
F: He's totally into it, after all...
F: EAT THIS! SUPER FISH MUNCH!!
Y: Guwahhh! It's suddenly a desperate situation, gahahahaha!!
Y: You fool! As if I'd allow myself to be eaten so easily!!
F: Hn...!?
H: Geh!!
H: His...briefs!!

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M: Mu...!? Here it comes...!
M: He's gonna do it! The Sure-Kill "Briefs Dance!"
M: Goooo!! Mask!!
?: Yokkun, Super Briefs Charge!!
Y: Crap...
Y: My ass is hanging out...
Y: No...not just that...
Y: If I dance now...
Y: Something else will come out!!
?: Allow me to explain! When Yoroshiku Mask performs his Briefs Dance...
?(2b): He absorbs the Briefissure Energy in the air...and tarnsforms into an even more elegant man!!

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?: Huh?
?: What?
?: He's not transforming!
Y: To find out what happens...
Y: watch the second part!!
M: What!!?
H: Th...that was an incredibly half-assed ending...
M: Fumuh...to think it'd be a two-parter...!
?: What the hell...that sucked balls!
?: Yeah, that was pretty gross, and it didn't make any sense...
M: Stand up this instant, you fuckers!!
sfx: Ahh...who the hell is this loser!?
F: Ma...Masaru-kun!!

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Y: Owww....
?: A...are you alright...?
Y: Yeah...nothing out of the ordinary...
?: B...but...
O: Hey! What's the meaning of this?! Don't just randomly make it a two-parter...
Y: Ahh, sorry...but I had a little problem...
O: What!? You're injured, aren't you...
Y: The truth is, in the middle of the show, my briefs ripped.
Y: I was in a bit of a hurry to get off the stage, so things just fell into place one after another...
O: Wh...what a disaster...
?: We don't have anyone else who can fill in...
O(2b): I see...so there's no use...we'll have to postpone the show...
Y: Th...that can't be done!
Y: The children are waiting for me!
Y: I'm not hurt that bad, I should still be able to perform!
?: O...Ooki-san!
Y: Ha...!?
Y: Hauuu!?
O: Something wrong?

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Y: I...
Y: don't have an extra pair of briefs...
Y: Alright, then it's decided...
Y: I'll...just do it naked!
O: Stop this insanity...!
Y(2b): Y..yeah, I can't do it naked...that's right! A leaf...I'll use a leaf!!
?: We can't do it, Ooki-san...
Y: Ooki-kun...you, having acted in our Greeting Mask Series for a long time...I understand your feelings...
Y: But at this point, we just have to give up...
Y: Give up!? Kobayashi-san...!
Y: How can you say that...
K: Not only that, Ooki-kun...
K: There's something else, too...
K: The world these days is a cold place...
K: It doesn't give a second glance to things that give up once...
K: What young people are looking for now
K: isn't anything like Yoroshiku Mask...

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M: What's that, you son of a bitch?!
?: Wh...who are you...!?
M: Those lines are inexcusable...
K: Huh?
M: Alright, sit down for a second!
H: Ma...Masaruuu!!
H: E...excuse us! We'll leave immediately...!
M(2b): Lemme go! I need to show make this guy realize just how much charm Yoroshiku Mask has...hmm!?
M: Ahhhhhh!!
M: Yo...Yoroshiku In the Flesh Mask!!
M: Uoohhhh! In the flesh! In flesh!
H(small): Shut up already!!
M: In the fleeeeeeeeesh!!

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K: H...hey, you! This place is employees only!
K: You can't be in here!
F: S...sorry!
F(2b): Come on, Masaru, let's GO! I think it might start raining soon...
M(2b): H..hold on a second! Your autograph...would you at least please give me your autograph!?
Y: A...autograph...?
K: What? You actually like Yoroshiku Mask?
M: Fufu...I live by the Greeting Mask Series...!
M: "Like" doesn't even begin to describe my feelings!
Y: I'll give you...
Y: my autograph...
M: Really!? Well then, please do it...
M: on these!
Scratched-out name: Satoru

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F: EHHHHHHH!!?
H: Don't walk around carrying that kind of stuff!
H: Whose are they, anyway!?
M: Silence!
Y: B...briefs...
Y: Briefs!!
Y: We...can do it...with these, we can do the second part..!
Y: Al...though...
Y: Who in the world is this Satoru...!?
Y: ...let me just ask you one thing...
Y: Why briefs?
Y: Hahaha...oh, come on.
M: When you say Yoroshiku Mask, you just think of "Daddy's briefs!"
Y(2b): He...he purposely came carrying his father's briefs...his determination is true...!

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Y: Would you...like to try doing it...?
Y: Yoroshiku Mask...!
M: Eh!?
K: Wha...
K: Wha...what are you, crazy!? Ooki-kun! You can't decide something so unreasonable like that...!!
Y: No...he should be fine...
Y: Whether you want to or not is up to you...
Y: What do you say?
M: Uwaaaaaaaann!!
Y: Y...yes or no, dammit!!
M: I'll do it!!
Y: R...really, now! I'm so glad! Hahahaha...!
K: Ooki...

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K: Do your best....!!
K Hang in there! New Yoroshiku Mask!!
F: Is...Masaru-kun really going to be alright...
H: He won't overdo it!
?: Ahhhh....
?: You can count on me!

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F: No one's here...

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Give it back!