Sexy Commando Gaiden: Sugoiyo!! Masaru-san 32

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COMMANDO 32 - Masaru and the Newbie With a Lack of Personality
G: Ehhhh?
G: Gross!
N: Huh?
G(2b): What do you mean, "huh?" Did you actually think I'd say yes?
G: People without personality aren't charming at all!
G: It seems like it'd just be boring if I went out with you, OK?
G(2b): That's just the way things are! See ya!
N: Eh? Uh...okay...see ya...
N: Strange...
N: I had calculated the probability that she'd say yes to be 70%, before asking her...
N(2b): In other words, the probability she'd say no would be 30%...thereby making the probability of saying no X = 3...

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COMMANDO 32 - Masaru and the Newbie With a Lack of Personality
N: Now I get it...
N: The probability that she'd say no was 100%!!
N: Fufufu...it truly was a simple question after all...
N(2b): In other words, it's not that I have no personality, I just wasn't her type...hence, I was rejected by her in both form and content...fu...
N: That's horrible!!

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N: That's hoooorible!!
G: Moe!
M: Hey! Long time no see!
G: It hasn't been that long!
G: What? Are you still hanging out with that one club?
G(2b): Come on, Moe, you've been spending too much time with them lately...you should come back to the Theater Club once in a while!
G: Yeah! Things are really a mess when you aren't around!
M: Oh...sorry! I'll definitely come back then!
G: OK, see you later! Do your best!
G: Alright! You'd better be there! It's a promise!
M: It's true, lately...
M: I've done nothing but hang out with the Moustache Club...

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M: Hmmm...
M: But I just feel so comfortable there...
N: ...curses!
N: Who cares about girls! Who cares about personality!
N: Is personality really that important...!?
N(2b): Even without personality, I should be charming enough...I mean, come on, I'm rich, and I even have glasses!!
N(2b): How could anyone not understand my charm...damn that woman...she can eat shit for all I care!
N: In short, she should feast on waste!!
N: Hebushi!!
M: Kyaa!!
N: Owwwwie!
N: S...sorr...
M: Sorry...
M: Are you OK?

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M: Heeey...
M(2b): Hey, did you hear me?
N: P...please...
N: Be the one to make my miso soup every morning!!
M: I refuse.
N: The fact that she refused to make my miso soup every morning means she actually prefers some other type of breakfast food, leaving the probability at x = 8...
N: Wa...wait a moment!!
M: Eh!?
N(2b): Wh...why...!? Why not!? Please answer clearly in 400 words!!
M(2b): A reason...hmm...
M: It'd be a pain.
N: Four words!!?

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N: U...uuu...so...I guess it really is no good...
N(2b): Everyone always talks about stuff like personality...when in the end, they really just don't like me...
M: It's...not that I don't like you...
N(2b): No, you hate me!! If not that, then you're jealous of my family for being so rich!
N: That's it! That's definitely it!!
M: Hmmm...this guy must be a weirdo...
M: What a problem...I don't really want to get involved with him...
M: Moe-Moe!
M: Ah! Ma...Masaru-kun!
M: What are you doing in a place like this?
M: Great timing...I just happened to run into this guy just now...
M: I see...well, anyway, we're about to begin practice soon!
small text: not listening
N: Ma...Masaru-kun...!?

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M: Who the hell are you, motherfucker!?!?
N: Hiiiieeeeeeee!!!
M(2b): Ma...Masaru-kun! He's the guy I was telling you about!! The one I ran into!
M: Hm? Ahh! The one who likes pickles...?
M: Yeah, the one who likes pickles...
N: Pickles have nothing to do with this!
small text: tsukkomi (*t/l note: a style of japanese comedy)
N: Wh...who...
N: Who is this guy...!?
N: What a fashionable hairstyle...
N: And he has such a gentlemanly air about him!
N: A shirt that fits him so well, and those mysterious rings around his shoulders...
N: His form has a touch of refinement, as if it flashes an image of the Manhattan skyline into all who see it!
N: And of course, who could forget the phrases he says one after another that have nothing to do with each other...
N: He...he...

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N: He has personality!!
N: He is the very definition of personality...
N: Compared to him, I'm just an insignificant little chick...a tiny little chick going tweety-tweet!!
N: Which means compared to me...
N: He is a cock!!!
N: Cock!!!

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M: I see...
M: In short, you want to become a man with personality, right?!
N: Yes! Please help me!
H(2b): Hmm...but that's easier said than done...
F: It's not something that can be fixed by other people...
N: P...please, at least try something!!
N: I'm beggng you!
H: Hmmm...
M: First things first, tell us your name, you mannerless cretin!
N: Ah! Please excluse me! I completely forgot my self-introduction!
N: I am a new student here at Seaweed High...
N: Class 1-3, Satou Gojirou!
H: Satou Gojirou...?
M: Don't you have a nickname or anything?
F: It seems kinda easy to remember, and kinda forgettable...
N: Fufufu...I've been waiting for that question...
N: The truth is, I do have a nickname...one that was quickly given to me on my 3rd day here...

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N: Glasses-kun!
F: It's so simple!!
H: well, it mkaes sense...
F: Yeah, I can understand why...
H: I think you should give...
M: Alright, let's do this!!
N: R...really!?
H: Masaru!!
M: What?! Leave it to me! I won't do anything wrong!
M: Personality starts with appearance!
M: If you change the way you look, what lies within will soon change as well!
M: Leave it to me!
N: What a face...the suspicious feeling being sent to me from beneath that smile...!!

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N: Ummm...
N: Why are you covering my eyes...?
M: Fufu...don't worry, don't worry!
M: Can you see?
N: N...no...
M: Oh, ok...don't take it off, alright?! If you take it off...
M: You'll be sucked in!
N: Su...sucked into what?!
sfx: bikuh
M: Geez, calm down! I was just kidding!
sfx: kyuuuu
sfx: kyukyuuuu
sfx: kyuuuu
N: There's something being written on my forehead!
sfx: goso goso goso
F: Ma...Masaru-kuuuuun!!!
sfx: bikuh
M: What!?
F: Why would you choose such a fiery...!!
N: F...fiery!? What is!?
F: Forget the fiery thing, what about that long thing he's holding?!
sfx: doki doki doki
N: Eh!? Wait, what are you...
N: Ehhh!?
N: EHHHHHH!?
sfx: doki x7
N: Wh...what...!?
N(2): Ah...alright...
sfx: hoh
N: WHAT'S ALRIGHT!?
M(2b): OK! It's finished!!

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Writing on forehead: Clean-cut
A: Uh...do you have a mirror?
M: Nope! Not a single one!!
H: S...sorry...
A: This...
A: isn't an afro, is it...
H: N...no, no!
H: Yeah right!
H: You look really cool! I thought you were, like, Jimi Hendrix or something!
A: Eh?
F: Y...yeah! I thought you were Apollo from Rocky!
A: Eh...
A: Really...!?

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A: They both have huge afros!!
F: R...really...?
M: Ahhh...so that's an afro...
A: SO I WAS RIGHT!!?
A: Th...this isn't what I asked for!!
A(2b): I wanted "personality"...I didn't say "give me an afro!!"
F: S...sorry...
sfx: kyupiiiin
H(2b): We...tried to stop him...but figured that it might be alright...
A: There's no way this would possibly be alright?!
M: YOU SPOILED LITTLE SHIT!!
M: You're the one who asked for this in the first place!!
M: If you don't like it, then it's your fault for asking for help!!
A: Wha...

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M: Personality has nothing to do with appearance! It's about what's inside!!
M: The way you look is just a reflection of your personality and the way you are within!!
F: That's the complete opposite of what he said before!!
H: How irresponsible...
A: B...
A: Brilliant...
A: I expected no less!!
A: You've truly moved me!!
A: Ahhh...it's just like I felt that one time I solved all the problems in a high-school math book in half a day...
A: Like a bird with wings, flying freely in the sky...
A: Thank you,
A: human race...!

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A: Masaru-san...
A(2b): Can I really change...despite having no redeeming qualities?
M(2b): Of course...you've already gotten a hell of a lot more personality!
M: Like your hairstyle, for instance!
A: Fufu...
M: That's it! We'll give you a new nickname to commemorate this day...
M: You can't be Glasses-kun forever, right?
A: R...
A: Really?
M: Yeah...you will change, from this day forward!
M: And with that, comes a new nickname truly befitting of the new you...
M: Afro-kun!
Box: It was incredibly simple.
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