Sexy Commando Gaiden: Sugoiyo!! Masaru-san 44

SEXY COMMANDO GAIDEN: SUGOI YO!! MASARU-SAN #44

tl by molokidan

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Volume 5 - Masaru Night Fever

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Commando 44 - Roar! Newspaper Man!

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Seaweed News
Sexy Commando Club
top part: National Victory!!
Our lives were saved by him...
From Masaru-san ~ The Yoroshiku Mask was so huge, it was great.
G: What the hell?!
G: What's the meaning of this?! Takumi?!
G: This is completely different from what I wrote!! Whyyyyy?!
S: S...sorry, Mr. Director, Todorokiguruma Jirou-san...
S: Th...the truth is, yesterday after class Hananakajima-kun came by...
M: Sorry to trouble you--no wait! There's no way I'd be causing any problems! You think I'd do something like that?!
M: Let's work hard today.
B: For some reason he said that in a weak voice and then started to put on PE clothes (on top of the clothes he was already wearing)

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B: And then, while singing the Theme of Ganges, he started doing an original dance. Finally, when he finished...
B: he stuck lemon slices on me and left.
G: For the purpose?
S: None!
S: He probably just felt like it...
S: But before I could realized it, ink had been spilled all over my finished draft,
S: and a threatening message saying "Publish this"
S: along with a new draft was on the table.
G: And so you just decided to publish it...?
S: I...I'm sorry! But we still haven't sent it out anywhere...

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G: Of course not, you dumbass!!!
S: Guwaaahhh!!
S: Oh...oh no! An up-close low-angle shot of my nostrils that I'm embarassed about was taken!!
G: That's your punishment!! I'm going to have a cute girl develop the film!!
G: Damn you...
G: Hananakajima of the Sexy Commando Club...
G: How dare you make a mockery of my newspaper...
G: I'm going to get revenge on you!!
G: Secretly, at all costs!!
M: Hmmm, it's not up yet...
M: That's strange...

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M: Those bastards...next time I'll have to sing a song about the mystique of the Amazon...
S: ...did you ever consider that maybe the way you approached them was the problem?
M: What?! Susan! You didn't even come to the tournament!!
S(2b): Hohoho....it was the anniversary of my grandpa's death
D: That guy...won a national tournament on his first try...?!
D: He seems really fishy...
G: Director!
D: Oh, did you think of something?
G: Yes...there's one thing that's been bugging me...
G: Those guys...um, the Sexy Commando Club, was it...?
G: Apparently they had a little scuffle before with the Baseball Club about their budget.
D: The baseball club?
D: Aha...so they tried to steal the baseball club's money...?
G: No, that's not it...
G: The truth is, their budget...
G: is 500,000 yen!

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D: What are they using it for!!?
G: Sssh! Sssh! Y...you're being too loud!!
M: Hm?
M: Did you just hear a voice?
S: Hm? No, why?
M: Yeah...I'm pretty sure I heard it...
M: Something like "What are they going to use it for, woof?!"
S: "Woof?!" Isn't that a dog?
M: Oh! Just a dog, huh...
M: Well, there's no use making a big deal over a dog like this.
S: Yeah, we should get going.
D: Hoo...
G: Th...that was close...
D: Fufu...but 500,000 yen is far too much...
D: They really must be up to something...

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M: Allllright, everyone!! Let's give it our all today!!
M: We're gonna learn a new move!!
M: I can't hear you!!?
F: Roger!
H: Wanchuu!
C: Rubberman!!
M: OK! First we'll start with "Elise!!"
F: Wanchuu!
H: Rubberman!!
A: Clean-up clean-miss...
M: haaaaaaa...
D: They just repeat those moves, and that's their practice...?
G: I...I suppose so...
D: They aren't using equipment or anything...?! What are they using the 500,000 yen for?!
G: We only have 40,000...

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D: Alright...Takumi! I want you to take photos as proof!
T: Y...yes sir!
M: Alright, guys!! That was some good sweating!!
M: Now it's time for that new move I promised!!
M: But from this moment forward, if you act halfhearted, you won't be bale to keep up...!
M: Put your hearts into it 100%!!
M: The 48 Foreplay Moves of Sexy Commando...
M: #23!
M: Its name...
M: "A Summering Boy!!"
M: Goddamn Muromachi People..!!

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F: Hm?
F: What's that...?
M: Ahh...a stray dog? It's been there for a while.
M: Come on! Concentrate, Fuumin!
M(small): First start from the double eyelid!
F(small): What?!
D: Wh...what the hell...?! H...his hair got shorter...?!
T: I...I saw it too...! The minute he took those ring things off, it's like it got sucked up...
T: H...he isn't some normal guy...!
T: it must have to do with those rings...
D: The 500,000 yen budget...and their national victory as well!!
D: Those rings must really be mechanisms that somehow instantly enhance the powers of the human body...!!
D: They obviously must have utilized those to secure their national victory...!
D: And I imagine his hair is just one of the side-effects...
T: Then...what about the 500,000 yen...?
D: That's...how much they must have cost...
D: Or could it have been to keep news of what a minor club like the Sexy Commando Club was doing from getting out to the public...?!
D: Fufu...it really smells like something crazy's going on here...!

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M: Oh, come on...! Ready?! Watch closely!!
M: It goes like this!!
M: OK!
F: Wh...what do you mean, "OK"...
M: Nmuu?! Come on, what's with you guys today...
M: ...then again, I guess it's too much to expect you to be able to do this move all of a sudden...
M: Oh well...we'll just stop things here for today...!
M: Now all that's left...
M: is independent practice!
F: Oh, good...we didn't have to lose any more of our humanity this time...
H: Mother, father...thank you for giving birth to me...
M: Huuuh!!?
F: Wh...what's wrong, Masaru-kun...?
F: They're gone...! Gone!!
F: My charm points!!!

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D: Haa x3
D: G...goddammit, these things are heavy...
D: haa x3
G: This should be far enough...
D: Fufufu...but to think he's wearing such heavy things as these on his shoulders...
D: They truly must be magnificent inventions...!
D: Alright...now, to try them out, I'll...
D: Fugohhhhh...!!
T: Fight! Fight, Director!!
sfx: hebushi
T: Director!!!
D: Ugaahhhh!! P...pick me up!! Pick me me back up!!
T: Hiieee!!
D: Haa, haa...th...that was scary...
T: A...are you alright?!
D: Yeah...
D: I'm fine now!

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D: No I'm not!!!
T: Wh...why are only your sideburns growing!!?
T: Wh...why?! What did we do wrong?!
D: What's going on!!?
D: Ah! That's it! Maybe one isn't on enough...!!
D: The proper effects must not happen unless they're both lined up together! OK!
D: Umu!
D: It just got straighter!!!
T: Wh...what's going on!!?

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D: I guess the power doesn't depend on where you put them on...
D: In fact, it's become even harder to move them now...!!
D: I don't get it! Just what are these things anyway?!
M: Charm points, that's what!
D: Eh...?!
M: Hooo...
M: Fashion
M: Perfect!!!
D: He...put them on...
D: With...his bare hands...easily...!!
M: It's 10 years too early...
M: for you two to even try and wear these!!
D: Hieee!!
M: Those who intrude on other peoples' fashion...
M: are fashion thieves!!!

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M: No matter how many times you look at Daniel, he seems like a foreigner!!!
D: Fufu...Takumi...I just realized something...
T: ...what?
D: He was strong to begin with...
T: As expected of your genius intuition...!!
D: We've completely lost...

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M: "Those who laugh at fashion..."
M: "Should wear hats"...!
D: Uuu...wa...wait a minute, Hananakajima...
D: I...just want to ask...
D: one more thing...
D: What...
D: do you call that hairstyle?
M: Fufu...
M: This...?
M: "The Wonderful Cut!"
D: I see...
D: Thanks...!!
M: The Wonderful Cut...
M: is gonna be in style this year...!
B: And so...
B: the next issue's topic was decided.