Sexy Commando Gaiden: Sugoiyo!! Masaru-san 50

SEXY COMMANDO GAIDEN: SUGOI YO!! MASARU-SAN #50

tl by molokidan

101)
M: Mokyukyuuuuun
M: moookyukyukyushuuukyusookyunenkyute
M: Mokyun...
M: MONKYOKYOOOKYOOOOOO!!
M: Mokkyukyo! kyonkyooo!!
F: What the hell!!?

102-103)
COMMANDO 50 - Masaru and the Mystery Man Satoru

Official Character Popularity Poll Results
1. Masaru
2. Meso
3. Machahiko
4. Moe-Moe
5. Fuumin
6. Susan
7. Yoroshiku Mask
8. Catherine
9. Mashin
10. Bonanza
11. Afro-kun
12. Torepan
13. Copernicus mk.I
14. Sakurada
15. Fish Judo Gi
16. Ondy
17. Sawamura Rie
18. Takeda
19. Tasty Stick

104)
A: We lost to monkey.
B arrow: Monkey

105)
panel1: seaweed~ seaweed~ period 2~ this chime means it's beginning~
P: Ahh...
P: Man, this sucks...
P: Why do we have to take the same class two years in a row...
P: Wanna go to an arcade?
P: This really pisses me off...wonder if anyone will let me hit them...
P: Why don't you ask someone around here...?
S: Heeeey!
S: You boys...class has already started!
S: You can smoke in the classroom, can't you?!
small line at top: You can't!!
G: Huh...?
G: What's this guy talking about...
G: is he a dumbass?

106)
S: IS THAT HOW YOU TALK TO YOUR ELDERS!!?
G: kyuu
P: Wha...?!
P: Wh...when did you...?!
S: There is something...
S: I must say to you boys...!

107)
S: Don't say "oini"...
S: Don't say it in the wrong order!!!
P: I...
P: I didn't say it!!
S: That is all I have to tell you...!
P: Ahh....awawa...
P: I...I don't get it...
P: I don't get it!
P: I don't get it!!
P: But for some reason...
S: Hah!!
P: He reminds me of someone...!!

108)
F: It's...bugging me...! Those hands are bugging me!
F: They're really bugging me!!
M: Gufuh Old people, you know, are... munya munya...
F: What kind of a dream is this!!?
S: Masaruuuuu...
F: Masaru...?!

109)
F: Something's there!!!
F: Ma...Masaru-kun! Wake up!!
F: Th...there's some weird guy out there calling for you!!
F: Masaru-kuuuuun!!
M: Uuun...let me sleep a little more, Tony...
F: I'm not Tony, dammit!!
S: Masaru!!
S: Wake up!!

110)
S: Golombo.
F: Why did that work?!

111)
S: What...but I'm in school...
S: I could have sworn I heard "Golombo" for a second, though...
S: Must just be my imagination...!
S: Ahhh, that surprised me...
F: It wasn't your imagination, Masaru-kun...someone shouted "Golombo" from the clock out there...
M: WHAT!!?
F: Huh?! He disappeared...
F: That's strange...I'm sure he was just there...
M: C...could it be...
M: Could it really be HIM!?
S: Umu...
S: That was a 92 just now!!

112)
panel: seaweed~ seaweed~ seaweed~ lunchtime~
C: What's wrong, Masaru? You're shaking...
C: Aren't you going to eat lunch?
M: Oh yeah...lunch!
M: I'll eat it...I really will!
F: Masaru-kun...
F: Did you forget your lunch?
M: Hm? Lunch? Oh...
M: I left it in the classroom...
H: What the hell is wrong, Masaru? You're being really weird.
M: Hm? Th...that's not true!
M: See, look, my underwear is...
sfx: jakajaaaaaaan
sfx: poropironponpiriiiinjakajaaaan

113)
S: Maaasaaaruuuuuuu!!!
H: Wh...who the hell is that...?!
F: Ahh! That helmet...
F: It's the guy from before!!
M: F...
M: Father!!

114)
F: WHAT!!?
H: Ma...Masaru's dad!?
F: Huh?! H...he's gone!!
S(small): Haaa, hah hah hah hah!
F: He's over there!!!
F: H...how did he move...?!
H: Is...it another one of those things?! Does the helmet have something to do with it?!
S: Pudding ala mode!!

115)
H: Pudding ala mode...?
M: ...father always used to say..."Heroes appear in unexpected ways in unexpected places! If your entrace is somehow foreseen, you cannot call yourself a hero..."
M: "That can be said of me, your father, as well!"
M: He ended up saying it so many times that we just decided to abbreviate it...
M: into "Pudding ala mode"...!
F: Ehhhhh!!?
F: H...how did it turn into that?!
H: They have the exact same personality!!
S: Masaru!!
S: I'm coming there right this instant!!
S: Satoru Mutation!!!
F: H...he disappeared...?!
H: Teleportation?!

116)
S: I have arrived!!
S(sfx): zeh x3
H: He's breathing really hard!!!
F: D...did he run here!!?
M: F...father...!!
M: What did you come here for?!
M: I...haven't done anything wrong!!
S: Masaru...
M: W...
M: Wha...what...?

117)
S: You forgot this.
M: M...my lunch...?!
M: S...so you didn't come here out of anger...
S: You think a middle-aged man like me would get angry that easily?! Fool!!
S: Sheesh...get your head screwed on straight! Masaru!
S: Remember what your father always says...
S: Comăneci! (*t/l: famous romanian olympian. Beat Takeshi often did a joke imitating her in the 80s.)
S: ...remember it!
M: Father...!
M: My daddy is...
M: a "hangnail"...!!
B: Fatherly love is beautiful,
B: however Fuumin really had to wonder about a father who expresses it with "Comăneci."

118)
My pen is shaking...
Gotta keep it a secret from everyonendy...
Usuta