Sexy Commando Gaiden: Sugoiyo!! Masaru-san 57

SEXY COMMANDO GAIDEN: SUGOI YO!! MASARU-SAN #57

tl by molokidan

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Commando 57 - The Last Supper

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H: Wh...what?!
H: It can't be?! A...all this...
H: This is our dinner?!
H: It looks
H: so good!!
M: Alright guys!! Let's eat till our stomaches burst wide open!!
M: Put your hands together!!

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M: ITA
M: DAKIMASU!!
H: ITADAKIMASU!! (*t/l: said before eating, means something like 'i will receive')

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H: Fu...gufuhh!!
F: What the hell...
C: Th...this is all...
H: F...
H: Fake!!
S: Fake?!
M: What?!
M: Why didn't you say so sooner?!
H: Dammit!! What wrong with this place?!
F: This is too much! You crossed the line!!
M: Seriously!!
M(small): You're gonna pay for this ,bastards!
C: It isn't too much at all!!
C: It's not like I did it on purpose anyway!
C: I just made a mistake!!
C: Fufu...don't act so surprised...
C: There's nothing to be afraid of...!

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C: I'm the innkeeper of the Man-Inn...
C: Hanaatama Aburatorisaburou!! (*t/l note: NoseHead OilBirdSaburou)
M: Ha...Hanaatama?!
H: What the hell kind of a name is that?!
M: But now that you mention it he's kinda...
B: They all seemed to agree that he was very Hanaatama Aburatorisaburou-ish.
H: Fufufu...good job making it all the way to this dinner table...!
H: Now! The real dinner lies one more room inward! Go ahead and enter!
M: Uhyyoo..that's very nice of you!
H: Excuse uuuus!
M: Muu?!
M: Th...this is...

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M: A fancy kitchen table...
M: shaped like a ping-pong table!!
M: It's wonderful!
H: Fufufufu...
F: Uguh...
F: Ma...Masaru...
sfx: haa x2
M: G...guys...!!
M: What are you playing around for like that?!
H: Fufufu...
F: Unfortunately for you...I did a little something to that fake food you all just ate...!
F: How does it taste? The secret drug of the Man-Inn..."Manaesthesia!"

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H: D...dammit, that isn't fair...!!
C: Let us eat dinner!!
M: Are you alright, guys?!
M: How does it taste?! hey! How does it taste?!
H: ...why is only he alright?
H: He was scarfing down more than anyone...
B: Why didn't the drug work on Masaru?!
B: That is because of the Nohhon particles that exist in Masaru's bloodstream!
sfx: healthy
package: Spicy Indian Curry Bread
arrow: Nohhon
B: When the Nohhon inside Masaru mix with his breakfast, an entity similar to 18kpt* materializes and carries on until the next morning.
* line 1: Nohhon do not exist in normal humans.
* line 2: 18kpt..an 18-karat platinum necklace.
M: You bastard! You'd better make everyone better again!!
M: They're hungry, you son of a bitch!!
H: Fufu...whether or not that happens is up to you...
H: If you want to eat...then play me in a match!!
M: Match...?
M: Hmmm, I guess...
M: I'll just do it after all!
H: You're acting like you're gonna buy a refridgerator or something!!

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H: Do you know the Yamanote Line game?! When you say a topic and then have to list stuff that fits into the topic in order?!
H: I've mixed that game with ping-pong to get...
H: The Man-Inn Creation: "Train Ping-Pong: Hell Edition!!"
H: Which means, that even if the ball hits, if you don't answer correctly, you won't get a point!
H: You only get a point if you can successfully do both at the same time! Got it?!
M: Yes...I understand very well!!
M: The general idea seems extremely vague to me, though...!
H: OK...here we go!!
H: The one who gets 10 points first wins!
H: Masaru...
F: We're counting on you, Masaru-kun...!!

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H: Topic!!
H: Types of "anko!!!" (*t/l note: bean paste)
H: Eat this!!
H: Tsubuan!!! (*t/l note: whole beans mixed up)
M: An?!
M: An, an...!!
M: Jaian?! JAIAN!!
M: JAIAN!!! (*a character from doraemon)
M: Hah?! That should have went in perfectly...
M: Or was it a curve?!
M: That's dirty!! Using a curve on an amateur like me...
H: Fufu...more importantly, "Jaian" isn't a type of anko...
H: 1-0!!

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M: Fufufu...so that's how you wanna play it...
M: you goddamn cruel, rule-less fighter!!
M: Don't expect me to give you any mercy, then!!
H: Hoh...interesting...
H: Then here, I'll give you a chance to serve...!
H: Ball change!
M: You're gonna regret that...!
M: Topic!!
M: Types of mackerel that have been cooked in miso sauce!!
M: Mackerel with miso sauce!!!
H: WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAT!!?

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H: Guohh!!
M: Hyaaaa, hoooray! Tie! It's a tie!!
H: Nice fight! Masaru!!
H: Th...that's below the belt, you bastard!! There's only one answer to that topic!!
M: What? You never told me that was against the rules, though.
H: It's it obvi...
H: Ah!! Wait...?!
H: The next serve is mine...which means that I'll always be one point ahead of him until we finish...!!
H: Fufufu...fine, have it your way...
H: Now, the next serve is mine, alright?!
H: Fufu...you sowed this seed yourself...
H: You can't blame me!!
H: Topic...!!
H: Comedians familiar with the "Red Snake Kamon" Routine!!

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H: Zenji Peking!!!
M: Wha...!!
H: Ahhh....!
F: That's dirty!!
H: Fufufu...
H: Fufu...fu...!!
H: I screwed up!!!!
text:
Apology
The Red Snake Joke actually belongs to "Tokyo Comic Show," not "Zenji Peking." I'm shocked to have made such an error. Please excuse me. -Usuta
H: Did you see that?! This is what happens!!
H: This is what happens when there's only one answer!!
M: Really...?
H: There has to be at least three...no!
H: Two!!
H: Two or more!!
H: That's the rule!! Got it?!
M: OK! Two or more, right?!

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H: Fufu...it's his turn...and he'll probably put out a question that only has two answers...
H: And then I'll say the second one...and we'll be tied...!!
M: Here I go!!
M: Topic...
M: Members of Wink(the singers)!!!
H: That's it...!!
H: There are only two answers!
M: with!
M: nicknames...
M: SACCHIN!!!
H: WHAAAAAT!!?

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H: Fugaahhhh!!!
H: Th...that was cheap!!
M: What was?
B: The merciless game continued on in this way....
B: The Moustache Club's numbness only seemed to intensify as they watched the cowardly match run on...
B: And among them, there was one who all of sudden had incontinence for no reason.
B: However, ping-pong is truly a queer game. For no matter how cowardly the fight became...
B: The hardened hearts of the two men only seemed to be washed cleaner...
B: and so, the game ended in a tie.
M: Haa x3
H: Fufu...you really are quite a guy...!
H: I've been waiting for a man like you...
H: You could certainly...become the man who saves this dissolute man-business world...!!
M: Fufu...you too...
M: At the very least, you, out of all the men in the Men-Inn...
M: are the most unmanly!!

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B: There is no winter for our hearts.
B: Because we're the all-summer boys.
B: Today was a little too serious.
M: Farewell!
H: Take care!
B: Because we're
B: the all-summer boys.

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Huh?
Haven't I...
gotten a bit taller?