Sexy Commando Gaiden: Sugoiyo!! Masaru-san 61

SEXY COMMANDO GAIDEN: SUGOI YO!! MASARU-SAN #61

tl by molokidan

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Commando 61 - To Not Say Tsukkomi is the Way of Okure
F: Uwahh...!
F: Is this from when you were in the Karate Club?!
F: Amazing! You really are amazing, Machahiko-kun!
H: Nah...that tournament wasn't really a big deal...
H: It was just once a year, that's all.
F: Still though, it's amazing...I've never got a medal in anything before!
H: R...really...?
C: Wow...!
C: I'm not good at anything either...
F: Y...you..
F: used to be a baseball star...!
A: Fufufu...I also won a go tournament once, you know!
H: Hoh...that's amazing too! (what's inside that bag on your head is even more amazing, though)
F: That's great, guys...you're all really good at something.
F: Even Masaru-san was apparently awesome in the past too...
F: Only I, though...have nothing...
A: Really?
H: What are you saying, Fuumin?!
H: You're awesome at things too!

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H: Like Tsukkomi! (*T/l note: The type of Japanese humor that runs rampant in this manga. Basically all the times Fuumin's like "That makes no sense!" or "What the hell are you doing," he's being the tsukkomi role and Masaru's being the boke role. This is classic Japanese manzai comedy.)
Commando 61 - To Not Say Tsukkomi is the Way of Okure

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sign: Okure Corporation
sign: Interview Room
F: ...is the reason I applied to this company!
G: Hmm...I see...
G: Now, I'd like to hear about any sort of specialization you have...
G: or any sorts of skills you have that may apply to this job.
F: Okay...!
F: I'm great at tsukkomi!!
F: Like I'd say that!!!
F: Ahhh...why does my special skill have to be tsukkomi...everyone else is good at things like baseball and karate, but I'm stuck with tsukkomi...!! No! This can't be! It's not like I'm doing tsukkomi because I want to! It's just something I have to do in order to preserve the normal atmosphere all the time!!

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F: There should be something normal I'm good at!
F: If only Masaru-kun wasn't here...I wouldn't do tsukkomis at all!
M: "MA" is the "MA" from Masaruuuuuu!!!!
sfx: guuuuu
F: Ma...Masaru-kun...
F: It's Masaru-kun's fault...!!
F: It's because he always unconsciously becomes the boke!!!
sfx: wakame~ after-school~
M: Eh?!
M: Theater Club?
M: You're joining?!

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F: No...it's not like I'm officially joining...
F: It's just sometimes...I feel like watching other clubs once in a while...
M: Ah! So that's it.
F: Am I...not allowed to...?
M: No, no! We welcome you with open arms!
M: We don't have any male members in our club, so everyone will be happy!
M: That surprised me, though. For a minute I thought you were quitting the Moustache Club, Fuumin-kun...
F: N...no way...! Haha...
F: Quitting the Moustache Club, huh...?
F: When I think about my future...
F: it might depend...
B: Yeah! That was really funny!
G: Kyahaha, woooow...
G: Mecha Iketeru! (*Kansai (Western Honshu) dialect for 'really funny' or 'really cool')
G: Ahahaha!
G: Yeah, it's really iketeru!
G: Iketeru, iketeru!
G: What is?
G: Ahahahaha!

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F: Mecha Iketeru?!
F: Why are they talking in Kansai dialect like that?! It's unnatural!
F: I don't care if it's popular these days, talking in a half-assed dialect like that will kill the boke!
F: Treating the situation carelessly will ruin everything! That's why tsukkomi is such a deep, hard art that newbies can't...
F: Ahh!
M: Wh...what's wrong?
F: N...no! Nothing...
F: What am I thinking about?!
sign: Theater Club!
G: Kyaaaa! Welcome!!
G: Welcome to our Theater Club!
G: Please take your time and enjoy yourself!
G: Kyaa! A boy, a boy!
G: Are you the same year as us?!
G: Um?! Are you interested in theater?!

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M: This is Fuumin, from the Moustache Club!
M: Today he's here just to watch, so he isn't joining yet!
G: Ehhh, really?!
G: Alright, everyone! That's enough excitement for now, let's hurry up and start practicing!
G: Okay!
F: Huh? What about you, Moe-Moe?
M: Oh! Noburi and I come in during a later part.
G: I'm Nobuko!
M: Fuumin, say something to Moe here!
M: All she ever does is make moustaches!
M: Ahaha, that's mean, Noburi...
N: Hahahaha!
G: Umm...Fuumin-san...?
F: Yes?
G: Umm...I apologize...but would you mind helping us out?
G: There's one part we always have a male teacher do for us...
G: Some days he doesn't come, though...
F: Eh?! Um...okay...
F: A...are you sure I can do it...?
G: Don't worry! It's easy!
F: Oh, great!
F: Haha...
G: Men really do come in handy after all!

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F: Well then...?
F: What kind...
F: of part...
F: am...I playing here?
G: Ah.
G: You're an old man.
G: Ah...sorry!
G: Do you not want to...?
F: Eh! N...no! That's not it! I just, uh...
F: It just surprised me...
F: It seems so normal...
F: Huh!!?
G: Eh?!
G: Well yeah, it's normal, but...
F: N...no! Forget I said that! Don't worry about it!! Hahahahaha!!

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F: Wh...what am I talking about...?! Why am I getting so freaked out?!
F: What's the big deal...
F: This IS normal!
F: What else was I expecting myself to say?!
G: Umm...well then, do you mind if we get started?
F: S....sure! Of course! Let's go!
G: Ok...we'll start from Adamo's line...!
F: ...calm down!
F: This is nothing more than the normal world...!
F: Completely different from that weird space I'm normally in!
F: "Tsukkomi" doesn't exist in this place!!
G: OK! Fuumin-san!
G: Could you please give us the next line here?
F: OK!
G: Umm...she she says "But I must go!"...
G: Wait one beat and then deliver your line!
F: This isn't foreplay...!
F: This isn't foreplay...!!
F: O...kay...!
F: Wh...what do I say...?
G: The line is...

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G: "I won't have it!"
F: I...
F: "I won't have it," right!
F: OKAAAAAY!
G: Alright! Now let's give it finish it here.
F: I...
F: I did it...!!
F: I can do this...! I am alright after all...!
F: I'm not a tsukkomi...!
F: I really am a human of this world!!

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F: What are my hands doing!!?
F: N...no! These aren't the kind of hands a tsukkomi would use!!
F: These are...you know! Probably, um...an OK sign! Yeah! It's the OK sing I always make!!!
G: U...umm, Fuumin-san...?
F: Y...
F: Yes?!
G: A...are you alright..? It looks like you're really sweating a lot...
F: Y...yeah! I'm fine! Th...
F: This is just my OK sign...um...er...!
F: S...sorry! I'm going to go to the bathroom...!
G: A...lright...
M: Fuumin-kun...
M: ...it's dyed deeply in me...
M: I've been in the Moustache Club for far too long...!

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F: My body just started moving like it was a conditioned response..
F: Could it be that...
F: my body can't go without tsukkoming anymore...?
F: My future...
F: is pitch black...mother...ufufu...
M: Fuumin-kuuuun!
F: Ah! Moe-Moe-san!
sfx: haa x2
M: Meso-kun, you're heavy!
M: Mokyun!
M(small): No I'm not
M: Haa...um...sorry about that, Fuumin-kun...
M: I told them you were only there to watch...
M: Do you not feel well?
F: No! That's not it at all!
F: It's just, uh...
F: I felt a lot of pressure from the atmosphere there...
M: Oh, right...you don't know any of them, after all...!
F: Y...yeah...
M: It's been a while since I joined in too, so I got tired as well.
M: I was just having so much fun with the Moustache Club...
F: Fun?
F: With Masaru-kun?

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F: I wonder...it feels like I get 10x more tired with him...
M: Fufu! That's true...in a way, I do get tired. Because I'm always swelling with so much power!
M: But it's so nice being there,
M: and fun!
M: We're never forced to overdo ourselves!
M: Fuumin-kun, it was a bit hard for you to be back there, right?
M: Not being able to say tsukkomi and stuff as usual!
F: N...noooo...you're misunderstanding, Moe-Moe-san!
F: It's not like I'm saying tsukkomi because I want to...!
F: It's because Masaru-kun always becomes the boke, I just feel like I have to...
F: As long as no one becomes the boke today, I won't say any tsukkomi.
M: Oh, alright...I thought you were really waiting for someone to become the boke...
F: Hahaha...no, I wasn't...
F: Ah! I'm gonna go to the bathroom, be right back...
F: That's right...! I wasn't doing that at all...!
F: I hate boke, after all!
F: I wasn't overdoing it! I wasn't overdoing it! I wasn't overdoing it!!!

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M: Oh!
M: Fuumin!

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F: WWWWWWWHHHHHHHHHHH
F: YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY?!?!
M: What's wrong, Fuumin...?
F: No...
F: Nothing...
B: At that moment, Fuumin's face was brighter than it ever had been before...

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APOLOGY

Usuta's "Your shirt has a button in a weird place" corner will not appear today.