Sexy Commando Gaiden: Sugoiyo!! Masaru-san 62

SEXY COMMANDO GAIDEN: SUGOI YO!! MASARU-SAN #62

tl by molokidan

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Commando 62 - In Which the Motorbike Master Rides the Windbreak and Surpasses Even the Wind Itself

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S: morning~
F: Eh?
F: A moped license?
H: Yeah...I've gotten a little into motorbikes lately...
H: And it'd be no fun by myself, so why don't you get one too, Fuumin?!
F: Hmmm...
H: Bikes are great! And no matter what, they look super cool!
H: They're a great way to express a man's romanticism!
H: Seeking tomorrow, a man gets on his bike...and then, toward that asshole twilight, he yells "Give me back my companion...!! Give me back my companion (springtime of life), dammit!! Yes...because that man died right here...searching for something beneath that blood-red twilight...
H: What did he see in that twilight? I have a feeling I know...
H: He was a fan of Agnes...(*t/l note:Agnes Chan, famous singer)and he'd put her stickers on his pencil box and pencil board and stuff...and then, you know, there were those gold edition ones...
F: Ma...Machahiko-kun...
F: You're really getting off track here...
H: ...well, anyway! Let's go get those licenses, Fuumin!
H: At the very least, we'll be able to learn something! During lunch!
F: Eh...? OK...
F: Well then, I'll go just to learn something...

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F: Ah? Hey, now that I think about it...
F: Can't Masaru-kun ride a motorbike...?
H: Ahh...but please, don't call Masaru along! Things'll get too complicated...
sfx: boiiin
sfx: bururuuuuun
sfx: bushuuuuu
sfx: lunchtime~
M: Fuuumin, let's hurry, hurry, hurry and go to lunch!
M: Ahh! Just how long are you gonna make me wait, anyway?!
F: Ah...! Sorry, Masaru-kun...!
F: There's somewhere I have to go right now.
F: Sorry, but can you just go ahead of me?
M: Mu?! Is that so...
M: Well then, I'll be waiting in the clubhouse!
F: Alright...!
F: The rooftop!

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F: Gehh!!
sign: (You'll get lots of authority!!)
Moped License
F: Oh shit!!
F: What?
F: Ah...yesterday I bought a copy of the test, but...
F: I forgot to bring the answers...
F: Ehh?! Then...I don't know anything about bikes, you know?!
H: Yeah...this is a problem...
M: Fufufu...
M: Don't get so down!
F: Masaru(kun)!!?

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M: Hey, hey, what are you so surprised about?!
M: Is there something stabbing my face?
F: What is that supposed to mean?!
F: Wh...what do we do? Machahiko-kun...?
H: ...well we have no choice now. I feel a little uneasy about this, but I'll try asking him...
H: For now, the only one of us who's familiar with mopeds is him, after all...
M: Hah hah hah! That's all?!
M: That'll be super easy! Just leave it all to me!
M: I'll tell you all the answers!
sfx: hahahahaha
H: You'd better tell us the RIGHT ones! Seriously!
F: Alright, I'll read them off.
F: Let's start from an easy one first...
F: Umm..
F: When driving a motorized bicycle, you must always wear a helmet!
H: Aw, come on, Fuumin...
H: That's obviously "true"...
M: ...no!
M: It isn't!

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M: This is actually a trick question!
M: The answer is "false!"
F: Eh?!
F: Why?!
M: It's true that you fundamentally always must wear a helmet, but there are cases in which you shouldn't...!
M: Fufu...for example!
M: You must not wear a helmet when you really like your current hairstyle!
F: Masaru-kun, isn't that...
F: just your personal opinion?
H: What do hairstyles matter...!?
M: It's true! I don't ever wear my helmet!
F: R...really...?
H: No, he's got to be wrong...
M: Nuu?! You don't believe me?!
M: I don't mind stepping down, you know!!
M: Just go and get into an accident or whatever!
M: Go ahead and live with tons of regret!!
F: A...alright...sorry, Masaru-kun!

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F: I'll read the next question now...
F: At an intersection where there is no light, and you see an elderly man attempting to cross, you should drop your speed and continue slowly.
H: T...true...right?
M: No, it's false...! There's an old guy involved!!
F: So you come to a full stop?
M: Yeah...but that's not all!
M: Old people and kids can't predict what will come ahead, so it's important to approach the situation carefully!
M: They also sometimes think that intersections are safe and bolt across, too!
M: The order is....
M: 1. First, stop.
M: 2. Then turn off the engine.
M: Get off the bike.
M: Then, 3. Help the old man across the road.
small: Thanks!
M: And then, finally...

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M: 4. Run him over!
small print at the bottom: DON'T ACTUALLY DO THIS!!
F: Uwaaaaaahhhhhhhhh!?
F: Don't run him over!!!
M: Ufufufufu...
H: T...tell us the right stuff, dammit!!
H: If you don't think you can take this seriously...
H: then we don't want you here!!
H: Just go back already!!
M: Hahaha...! I just bit off a little more than I could chew, that's all...!
M: No...I know what the problem was...that problem was badly made!
M: Those kind of problems always have tricks to them! They exploit the vague nuances in the Japanese language!
F: Hmm...yeah, I have a feeling you're right...
H: Yeah, you do hear that a lot...
M: See?
M: It's fine! We don't need it! We don't need that book!
M: Today, I'll just make up some special questions for you myself!!
H: We're seriously counting on you...!

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M: Alright! Here we go then...
M: Question 1!
M: If I had to label him, I'd say he's the silent type.
F: Who is!!?
M: The answer is...
M: mmmm...
M: "it's normal," I guess...?
F: Are you talking about yourself!!?
H: Enough playing around, Masaru!!
M: Haha...well, that was just an example question!
M: Next is a real one!

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M: OK, now I'm going to say the question...
M: so I want you all to imagine the scene in your heads, alright?!
M: Imagine yourself driving!
M: And I want you to identify the problem!
H: A...alright!
M: Now then...you are riding on your bike!
M: You're in the suburbs in the afternoon, and it feels really nice!
M: It's very quiet here, different from the noisy city.
M: The subdued sounds of cars in the distance, the chirping of little birds, and the laughter of children...
M: It's a very fresh feeling.
M: You feel so comfortable, as if you're riding on the spring wind itself...
M: Yes...he was doing drugs.
H: It was a hallucination!???

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F: You can't do drugs!!!
M: Yes! Exactly!
M: Seeing hallucinations while riding is absolutely out of the question!
small line: Annoying Warning: Do NOT do drugs!!
M: Now, to continue! The afternoon sun you saw was actually a hallucination,
M: and you're really riding through the suburbs in twilight.
M: It becomes much harder to see at night,
M: so you dropped your speed and continued, without turning on your light.
H: No! You have to turn on the light!
M: Yes! Exactly, Machahiko!
M: But since you're an idiot, you completely forget to turn it on.
H: Dammit!!!
M: Not only that, but you're also a coward to boot, so you're afraid of dark roads.
M: And before you know it, you're gaining speed on a hill.
M: So, just like that, you continue gaining speed on the slope until, upon reaching the top, you finally remember
M: to turn your light back on.

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M: It appears
M: that you ran over three people on the way.
M: You just laugh, though.
F: This is scary!!!!

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F: This question is ridiculous!!!
H: How would such a 'black' question appear on the test?!?!
M: Well...
M: you never know? There's a possibility.
F: It doesn't even have anything to do with traffic rules!
H: Do you really have a license?!
M: Hahaha! You guys are so dumb!
M: You don't need to know traffic rules!
M: What's important is just to ride the bike!
F: But if we don't know the rules, we won't be able to pass the test...
H: How did you pass it, anyway...?
M: I dunno...?

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M: I was in elementary school back then.
F: How could an elementary schooler get a license?!?!
H: Do you REALLY have a license?!
M: Nu?!
M: Still doubting me?!
M: Fufufu...fine! If you're gonna be that much of a pest...
M: Let's see if you'll still be singing the same tune after taking a look at this?!
M: Spread those eyes of yours wide open and take a gander!!

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card: Driver's License
Hananakajima Satoru
Valid until Heisei 12
F: It's his dad's!!
Box: You must not drive without a license! Absolutely not! From the Youth Motorbike Safety Speeding Committee

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M: buuuuuuuun