Yotsubato! 67

Yotsubato! chapter 67

page 1:
top: Today is always the most enjoyable day. (itsudemo kyou ga, ichiban tanoshii hi.)
vertical text: The end of one thing is the beginning of another. (nanika no owari wa, nanika no hajimari.)
title: Yotsuba&!
chapter 67: Yotsuba & the Electronics Store, Part 2 (dai-67-wa Yotsuba to denki-ya kouhen)

page 2:
SFX: click (patan) [closing phone]

Yotsuba: Next! (sugi da!)

page 3:
Yotsuba: It's a test model. (o-tameshi da)

Yotsuba: Daddy, what's this? (to--chan kore wa--?)
Koiwai: That's a razor. (sore wa higezori)
I use one -- you know, the one I use? (ore mo yoku tsukatte 'ru daro?)

Yotsuba: Daddy, like this ... ? (to--chan ko--n'na)
Move it up and down like this. (ko--nna ugoki o suru ya tsuka--)

SFX: click (pachi)
weeeee [razor whining]

page 4:
Yotsuba: Jumbo, Jumbo! (Janbo Janbo!)
Jumbo: Yeah? (n--?)

SFX: R-r-r-r-ip (bari bari bari) [tearing or crunching sound]

page 5:
Yotsuba: Done! (dekita!)
Jumbo: What the heck have you done? (dekita ja ne--- yo!!)

Yotsuba: It's smooth. (tsurutsuru desu)
Fuka: Ah-ha-ha-ha-ha (ahahahaha)
Jumbo: Oy -- you'd better apologize. (oi oi kanben shite kure yo--)
[TN: or maybe, "Oy, gimme a break"]

Koiwai: It looks surprisingly good on you. (igai to niatte 'ru)
Jumbo: It doesn't look good at all! (niatte nee yo!!)

Fuka: Ah -- (ha--)

Fuka: Beard trimmer? (hige torima-- ... ?)
[sign says the same]

page 6:
Fuka: Jumbo, do you use one of these? (Janbo-san, ko--yu-- no tsukatte 'ru no?)
[TN: kouyuu = "one of these"? Not sure]
A beard trimmer? (hige torima--)
Jumbo: I use one -- so? (tsukatte 'ru kedo?)

Fuka: Ah-ha-ha-ha! A beard trimmer! (ahahahaha! higetorima-- datte)
Ah-ha-ha-ha! (ahahaha)
A trimmer, he says! (torima-- tte)
Jumbo: What's so funny? (nani ga okashii n'da yo)

Fuka: Ah-ha-ha-ha-ha -- funny face (ahahahaha hen na kao)
Please, stop making that that face. (sono kao yamete kudasai yo)

Jumbo: Yotsuba, shave the rest already. (Yotsuba mou zenbu sore)
Yotsuba: Okay (hai)
Shave your eyebrows as well? (mayuge mo sorimasu ka?)
Jumbo: Not them! (son'na!)

page 7:
Fuka: Should I trim my eyebrows? (watashi wa meyuge sotta hou ga ii desu ka ne!?)
Koiwai: Eh? (e ... )
Not particularly ... (iya betsu ni ... )
I think it's cute the way they are. (sono mama de kawaii to omou kedo)

Fuka: guh? (uga)

Yotsuba: What's this? What's this? (kore wa--!? kore wa--!?)
Koiwai: That's a, ah, what -- a machine used to make your face pretty. (sore wa a-- nande tsukau to kao ga kirei ni naru kikai da)

Yotsuba: Then Fuka should use it. (jaa Fu--ka mo tsukaeba ii no ni)
Fuka: What do you mean by that? (dou iu imi ka na?)

page 8:
Fuka: Right -- next! (yoshi tsugi da)
Yotsuba: Next! (tsugi da!)

Yotsuba: Fuka, there's something weird attached to your bag. (Fu--ka no kaban hen na no tsuite 'ru)
Fuka: What's weird about them? (hen na no to wa nanda)

Jumbo: She's right! You are carrying some weird things! (honto da! hen na no tsuite 'ru zo!)
Koiwai: Is that a scrubbing pad? (sore tawashi?)
Fuka: Eh? Yeah. (e? un tawashi)
A mini-pad.

page 9:
Koiwai: Is that convenient? ( ... benri na no?)
Fuka: Ah-ha-ha-ha-ha -- convenient you say. (ahahahaha benri 'tte)
I put it on because it's cute. (kawaii kara tsukete 'ru dake desu yo)

Yotsuba: You've also got a whistle. (fue mo tsuite 'ru)
Fuka: That's in case I get buried in an earthquake. (sore wa jishin de umatta toki ni tsukau no)

SFX: wheeeet! (piririri)

Fuka: Yotsuba, you can also dress up your bag with things like scrubbing pads. (Yotsuba-chan mo ko--yatte kaban ni tawashi to ka tsukeru to oshare)
Koiwai: Please don't tell my daughter such weird things. (uchi no ko ni hen na koto oshie nai de kureru ka na)

page 10:
Yotsuba: What's this? (kore wa?)
Fuka: That's a glow-in-the-dark doll. (sore wa yakou 'ru ningyou)

page 11:
Yotsuba: I'm on TV! (Yotsuba ga terebi ni dete 'ru!)

That's weird ... on its own ... (komaru na ... katte ni ... )

Fuka: Cool, it's Yotsuba! (Yotsuba-chan sugoi!)
Can I have your autograph? (sain shite)
Yotsuba: Later -- (ato de)
I'll do that later. (sou iu no wa ato ni shite)

page 12:
Voice Off: Ah-ha-ha-ha (ahahaha)

page 13:
Koiwai: Here they are. (atta atta)
Voice (Jumbo?): Yeah. (n--)

Yotsuba: Lemme see! Lemme see! (kashite! kashite!)

Jumbo: Get a single-lens reflex. (ichigan ni shiyou ze)
Koiwai: It should be a small one. (chisai no ga ii yo)
Jumbo: Right -- an Olympus PEN. (ja-- orinpusu no pen)
Koiwai: Eh? Where's that? (n? dore?)

page 14:
Yotsuba: Daddy, let's keep going. (to--chan tsugi iko)
Koiwai: Huh? (e---)
But Daddy wants to look at cameras some more. (to--chan motto kamera mitai n'da kedo)

Fuka: Hey, want to take a look around with me? (ja watashi to mite mawaro 'kka--)
Yotsuba: Since it can't be helped (shikatanai)
[TN: Or, "this is boring"]
why not? (so-- suru ka)

Yotsuba: Bye-bye! (bai ba--i)

SFX: tap tap (take take)

page 15:
Yotsuba: It's all fridges. (reizouko ippai)

It's big (ookii)

It's small (chisai)

Big (ookii)
Small (chisai)
Small (chisai)
Big (ookii)
Fuka: Big (ookii)
Big (ookii)

Yotsuba: Ng! (n) [grunt]

SFX: pop (gapa)

Yotsuba: Empty! (nai)

Yotsuba: Empty! (nai)

page 16:
Fuka: Here goes. (yoshi)

Yotsuba: What's this? (kore nani!?)
How do you play? (ka 'nno asobi?)
Fuka: This is, un, a diet machine! A machine for exercising! (kore wa e---tto daietto mashi--n! undou suru kikai!)
[TN: The first is in English, the second is her translation for Yotsuba.]

SFX: grnn grnn (guin guin)
Yotsuba: Oh! (o---!)

page 17:
Fuka: Yeah. (u--n)
With one of these, I could lose weight while watching tv ... ? (kore wa areba terebi mi-nagara yaserareru ... no ka?)

Yotsuba: Switch! I wanna try! (koutai!! Yotsuba mo yaru!!)

Yotsuba: Wow (o--)

SFX: beep beep beep beep beep (pi pi pi pi pi)

page 18:
SFX: thnk thnk thnk (gaku gaku gaku)

Yotsuba: Ah-ha-ha-ha-etc! (ahahahahaha)
Yee-ha! (hi--- ha---!!)

page 19:
Yotsuba: Ah (ha--)

Yotsuba: Dieting's hard, isn't it. (daietto wa taihen da na)
Fuka: Got that right. (da yo ne--)

Fuka: Ah -- a massage chair. (a masa--ji chea-- da)

Fuka: Ain't that jus' the thing for relaxing? (choudo ii kore de kyuukei suru be?)
Yotsuba: Ain't? (be?)
[TN: If I'm understanding this a-right, Fuka uses a north Japan dialect particle for questions, one that Yotsuba hasn't heard, growing up near Kobe in the south.]

page 20:
SFX: grrn grrn (guin guin)
Fuka: Ooo (o--)

SFX: rrn rrn (gui gui)
Yotsuba: My head ... (atama ga ... )

page 21:
Fuka: Ohhh. That made me doze off. (o ikan utouto shite 'ta)

Eh? (are?)
Yotsuba? (Yotsuba-chan?)

Yotsuba: Ha (ha--)
That chair hurt. (itai iso datta)

Hmm-mm (fun fu---)

page 22:
Da-daaaaan (jan ja---n)
It doesn't play. (oto de nai na)

Empty (nai)

Empty (nai)

SFX: chp (cha)

Fuka: Where is she? Where is she? (doko da? doko da?)

page 23:
Fuka: Ah! There! (a! ita!)

[TN: LOL woman taking cellphone pic of headbanger girl]

Fuka: We should head back to your father soon. (sorosoro otousan no toko modotte miyo 'kka--)

page 24:
Yotsuba: We just bought batteries. (katta no denchi dake datta)
Voice (Koiwai?): Yeah -- I'll think a while and decide on a camera. (n-- kamera wa mou choi kangaete kimeru)
Voice (Jumbo?): Hurry up and buy a car too. (karuma mo hayaku kaou ze)
Voice (Fuka?): You're buying a car?

Yotsuba: Daddy, I'm thirsty. (to--chan nodo kawai 'ta)
Koiwai: Eh? Where's a vending machine? (n--? dokka jihanki atta 'kke?)

right side text: Send encouragement to clean-shaven Jumbo! Though, the beard will grow back in three days ... (hige nashi Janbo ni hagemashi no ota yori o! ma, hige nande 3-ka ma areba haemasu ga.)

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