The School’s King of Laughter
-> RTS Page for Beshari Gurashi 1
**I'm picking up this series as well since it looks like no one has worked on this in the past. Thanks c_k for the recommendations!
Vol. 1 The School’s King of Laughter
A: Ohh I remember when Hitomi-chan confessed her love for me in the fall of my senior year!
B: Yeahh I remember, you dated her for some time didn’t yah?
A: And when I’d get ready to go home she’d come over...
B: Heh // "were yah waiting for meeee!?"
A: That’s not my Hitomi-chan!
B: Wait, you’re not talking about the one in class-C?
B: There’s a Hitomi-chan like that in class-C! I swear it!
A: Dude! I’m talking about the cuter one! You know? // so I’d be getting ready to leave! // and she says “What do you want to do Kei-chan? Do you want to have dinner here?”
B: Your mom is also a “Hitomi” isn’t she!?
Vol. 1 The School’s King of Laughter
Wow shit! // noo it’s Tamaki! // Stop him!
Look it’s Tamaki-kun! // he’s so hot! // Tamaki-kun! // go get em! // you’re hot!
Writing on the dirt: laughter
Writing on the dirt: 1) Someone kicks the ball → super catch → my pants miraculously fall down → laughter
2) someone kicks the ball → super catch → I run into the goal with the ball and make a scene → laughter
3) someone kicks the ball → super catch → but it turns out to be a shoe → laughter
Keisuke: Number 3 is the funniest…
Go! // there he goes! // Keisuke!
Keisuke: But, number 2 is the only possible one…
What are you doing!? // it hit him in the face! // GYAHAHAHA
Tamaki: Sorry, Agatsuma…
Keisuke: Ugggghhh wait, they’re laughing…
Hey Keisuke, that was on purpose wasn’t it!? You could have dodged that…!!
Woah Keisuke! Your nose! It’s bleeding!
AHAHAHAHAHA // it’s bleeding horizontally! // what the hell is that! // GYAHAHAHA
Keisuke: Wha? Bleeding? Horizontally…? // woah… // wow… // a miracle… // OooOooohh!! I knew it…the God of laughter is within me!
It’s time for // Keisuke&Akihiro’s lunchtime show!
K: Hey Aki, listen to this
K: I got hit in the face with a soccerball today
A: I know! You did it on purpose!
K: No way! I can’t do something like that on purpose!
A: The nose bleed was pretty funny though
K: Gyahaha it was totally a moment when the God of laughter came down on me
A: Keisuke, can ya please stop fooling around during phys-ed? // we’ve never beaten team-B because of you
K: You idiot! Guys that own the skill of laughter are the most popular guys in this world
A: In which world!?
K: Oh good one, Aki!
Classmate Girls: AHAHAHAHA // hahaha // what’s Agatsuma-kun saying, popular guys are the good-looking ones! // like Tamaki-kun // and they have to be smart and athletic and…kyaaaa // he’s every girl’s dream // kya kya
Girl: I made too many sandwiches… / would you like some…
Tamaki: Really!? Seriously? // thanks!
Classmate Girls: Hey, you can’t betray us! // I’m not!
Bullies: Heh // shit
K: Oh yeah, speaking of nosebleeds!
K: My nose started bleeding the other day when I was jerking off!
K: I didn’t know which one to…
Classmates: Hah // eww gross // huh? what happened to the sound?
Notebook: Dirty jokes are forbidden! I’ll kill you!!
K: Hey don’t turn it off! // Hey!
A: Hey, the chief looks pretty mad!
Nana: No, Koyasu-kun! Leave the sound off!
K: “Jerking off” is borderline in the safe zone! // Koyasu! Turn the mic on! // I was about to tell a story about my masturbation life…
Nana: Koyasu-kun! Turn on the music!
Koyasu: Is the “Warai no mon” (gate of laughter) theme song okay?
Nana: It doesn’t matter!
Classmates: They changed it to music // ohh no I bet Nana-chan is mad, she hates dirty jokes // gyahaha
Nana: Okay, you’re done
K: Wait, it’s only been 1 minute! // you promised us 5!
Nana: I told you I’d shut you off the second you said anything perverted! // I can’t put my guard down with you
K: I joined the broadcasting club just for this! // what if the entire school is saddened because they’re deprived of my jokes!?
Nana: Who the hell do you think you are!?
K: Who the hell am I? // you should know I am // the laughter’s school… // the school’s king of laughter! // aaaah I screwed up the most important part!
Nana: Are you an idiot?
Koyasu: hehehe Keisuke-kun is so funny // even though he can be kind of a dope…
K: The laughter’s school…oops // the king’s school… // the school king…
A: Let's go Keisuke
K: Tsk I still have lots of work to do! // I gotta do something really funny… / shit, I want to be laughed at!
Tamaki: Even though this sentence says “had to” // it’s different from using “must” // it’s because this says “have much to eat” and it comes before the “much”…
Girls: Oh yeah! // you’re so smart Tamaki-kun! // thanks!
Girls: Thanks for the help! // I’ll do anything you say in return! // kya kya // kya kya
A: He’s so popular…shit…
K: Heh, what a loser
K: So what if he’s smart and athletic // and tall and handsome… // and nice and welcoming… // AAAAHH marry me Tamaki!!
K: I’ll satisfy you, Tamaki-chaaaan oh…they’re laughing!
I’ll work you out every night!
Girl: Ahahaha ewww
K: keep going! Think of something funny!
Who does soft SM on Tuesdays, Thursdays and Saturdays! // no way!
AHHAHAHAHA // so funny! // ahahahaha // Tuesdays, Thursdays and Saturdays are for soft SM! // Why!? Haha
K: Yess! They love it! Gyahaha // This moment is so…gratifying…!
Nana: Heyy don’t give him ideas! // he’ll only make dirty jokes from now on!
Girl: Oh, Nana
K: Woah // sorry! I won’t say penis!
Nana: Keisuke! // wait a minute Keisuke!
Girls: Wow…Nana-chan has it tough
Tamaki: Tsuchiya Nana…chan…
Nana: I’m sorry
Tamaki: wait…! // uh.. // I… // ever since… // what… // why…
I’ve been…rejected…me…? // shit…so Nana-chan likes…
Bully: You’ve been acting all smug these days haven’t yah // just cuz you’re a little popular with the girls
Tamaki: No…not really… // heh…
Tamaki: Hey uh… // don’t you want me to introduce you to some girls?
Tamaki: There are so many girls that will listen to what I say, I can fix things up for you...
Tamaki: Heh… Agatsuma…I’ll show you…! It’s for making Nana-chan interested in you…! I’ll punish you…!!
Bully: Hey, are you the one who always plays that weirdo theme song?
Koyasu: What’s going on!?
K: WHAAAAAT!? // the equipment is broken so we can’t do the lunch time show!? // seriously!?
Koyasu: Yeah… // it’s going to take some time to fix…
K: Nooooo my main event of the day!
Bully: It’s a favor for someone // he doesn't like that Agatsuma’s jokes are laughed at // so he’s asking you to stop doing his annoying lunch time shows // you’re the one that handles all the equipment right?
Bully: And you, stop laughing at Agatsuma’s stupid jokes too // got it?
Koyasu: I’m sorry Keisuke-kun…!
K: Ughhh shit
A: There isn’t anything we can do!
Classmates: blah blah // blah blah // hey that’s crazy // gyahaha // I am so getting an au (cell phone) // what? you tape soap operas? // kyahaha
K: Shut up // I’m on the phone! // ahem // wow you’re the real thing, I’m getting nervous // wait, really!? Someone like me…? // this is live right now, right!? // Yes, I’m okay, I’ll go to the Fuji TV studio alta at lunch time // no not at all… // I don’t have anything to bring you…yes… // IITOMO*!! (yes I can)
* A popular phrase spoken by all upcoming guests for the show “Waratte Iitomo”
A: NO WAY!!
A: Why are you talking to Tamori*! / Ahahaha // there’s no way!! // hah…
* Host of the show
Hahahaha // AHAHAHA // huh…? // it was pretty funny… // wait wait wait…huh!?
Bully: You guys laughed at Agatsuma’s joke didn’t you?
Classmates: Huh…!? // no we…
Bully: Didn’t I tell you not to laugh, no matter what? // we’re the ones that will face the consequences!* // don’t laugh!
*if the classmates laugh, Tamaki won't introduce girls to the bullies
Classmates: UGGHH // we got it! // sorry! // Uhhgghh
K: Owww // what is this // my face hurts // it hurts so…
K: Ow… // hey // wait a minute // listen up, I have to tell you something!
alright…I feel a fart coming…
Girls: What…? // let’s just go…
Girls: Haha Tamaki-kun…
Tamaki: Uhh my nose is funny
K: this guy did it on purpose to get them to laugh…
No…there’s no way… // anyway, what is it!? Why doesn’t anyone laugh at my jokes…!? // and there’s my fart now! // ...they didn't even hear it!
Tamaki: Heh I know what tortures you the most, Agatsuma // not having a single person laugh at you…! // you’re worthless now // suffer, you loser, suffer!
K: AAAAAH shit // what’s going on! // they used to laugh at me all the time! // did I lose it!? // what changed so that I’m no longer funny!?
what if I did…lose it? // or what if everyone’s laughter was always forced…
No, there’s no way! // ohh noo my cool hairstyle…
K: GUWA // what was that for! // who the hell are you!?
Bullies: Stop saying those dumb jokes // we’ll take care of you so you never want to make another one again
K: What!? // try me asshole!
Koyasu: WAAAAH! // Keisuke-kun!
K: Am I Yabuki Joe in the last episode or something…? // shit…who the hell were they… // I don’t get it…!
Koyasu: could it be…?
K: So I never want to make another joke ever again…!? // whaaaat!?
Teacher: Today’s phys-ed for class A and B is // a softball game
Koyasu: It’s gotta be them… // who’s asking them for this favor… // there are so many people that were beaten up for laughing too…
Tamaki: Heh… he’ll never make another joke again…
K: OH NOO I made a mistake!!
A: WHaaat!? // GYAHAHAHA what is that! // it’s your sister’s isn’t it!?
Classmates: Heh // don’t laugh! They’ll kill you…! // I know! I know but… // haha // crap!
K: Hey LAUGH!! // you know I’m funny!
HAHAHAHA // maybe you’re scaring them!
K: AAH Shit! // you all should die!! // You should die, even if you just bought JUMP but haven’t read One Piece or Naruto yet!! // You should die, even if you still haven't used all your new year money you saved up since you were a kid!!
Hah // hah… // gyahahaha
K: Die! Even if you left your porn in your DVD player! / I hope your parents find it!
Hah… // hehe..
Tamaki: Shit… // he doesn’t give up…
One two // three four // five six // seven eight
A: URRYAA // Yeah, run! // Waaaa
One two // three four
K: Oh man // I guess I’m just not funny! // no! impossible! // I’m a genius! // maybe it’s just not getting across to them! // wait wait wait // I don’t know…!
Koyasu: Oh no… // Keisuke-kun is in trouble… // I should probably apologize… // but what should I say… // wow // uhhhm
K: Koyasu, you’re a fan of comedy right?
Koyasu: Huh!? // uh…yeah
K: Am I really…that unfunny?!
Koyasu: Huh!? // no…no! you’re really funny! // I bet you could become a professional comedian! // really! // Keisuke-kun…!?
K: Of course I am!
Koyasu: Wha!? What?!
K: Shit, then what the hell…
Koyasu: Umm… // actually… // we’re all being threatened not to laugh at your jokes…
Koyasu: You’re not going to ask…by who…?
K: Shut up…it doesn’t matter who… // shit…
K: Shit! // The two things I'm devoted to in my life are my hair style and my jokes! // If I can’t make everyone laugh, it means that my skills are not at that high a level…
K: Alright now, just watch! // I will get them all laughing!
K: Hm…? // that’s Tamaki
Koyasu: That’s the girl’s locker room…! // what’s he doing… // what!?
Tamaki: heh… // let’s see…
Girls: Seriously? // yeaaahh it’s terrible // he suddenly told us that we have to date these two losers in class B // I mean…we want to help Tamaki-kun but… // and I don’t even get why we’re not supposed to laugh at Agatsuma-kun’s jokes? // he said it with such a scary expression
Girls: I mean…I’ll do it because I don’t want him to hate me… // some guys aren’t laughing at Agatsuma-kun’s jokes anymore either // I wonder if it has to do with Agatsuma-kun’s injuries…
Tamaki: Here it is
Tamaki: This is Nana-chan’s skirt…
K: Did you see that…?
Koyasu: I did…
K: Wait a minute… // is he… // planning to dress up as a girl and get people to laugh at him!?
Koyasu: Wait, that wasn’t a funny joke…
K: I knew that sneeze the other day wasn’t a coincidence… // he’s trying to be funny now on top of being smart and athletic… // wait a minute…!
Koyasu: No…I don’t think that’s it…
K: That asshole! // What does he think he knows about comedy!?
Koyasu: Oh man // he’s such an idiot!
Tamaki: heh // Nana-chan’s skirt…I wish I could steal it but then I’d just be labeled as a hentai… // so instead, you shall be treated as a hentai…
Agatsuma! // hehe // she’ll hate you…!
Koyasu: I knew something was weird…
Koyasu: I knew it… // now I know for sure… // it was all Tamaki-kun…
Girls: Kya kya // kya kya // what’s wrong Nana?
Nana: Hm? Yeah…
A: What!? Nana-chan’s skirt has gone missing!?
Chinami: You guys know where it is don’t you!?
A: Why would we!?
Nana: Chinami, you can stop! It’s embarrassing!
Tamaki: Hey, I did see Agatsuma go into the classroom earlier
Tamaki: It looked like he was putting something into his locker
Classmtes: Wait, seriously!? // he wasn’t around during phys-ed! // hey where is Keisuke? // he’s not here! // he might do something like that!
A: Should we try opening his locker?
A: There’s nothing in here
Friend: That’s my Naruto volume 8 that I lent him!
Koyasu: Maybe Tamaki-kun is the one who took it?
Koyasu: Keisuke-kun was with me the whole time
Koyasu: It’s weird for you to say that anyway // let us see your locker too
Koyasu: I immediately switched the skirt into Tamaki-kun’s locker… // since I didn’t think anyone would believe me just by saying it…
Tamaki: Fine…check it then…
K: Hmmm…? That’s weird… // what’s this?
K: I can’t zip it up // what’s going on?
K: So weird…my underwear is showing // why is this so tight on me // huh!? // hm? Wait! // this isn’t mine // oh shit! // who’s is this?
Ha // haha // ha
Nana: Ahaha // oh my god // that’s so funny // Ahahaha what an idiot! // ahahaha
A: Whaaa!? Huh!?
Koyasu: Nana-chan… but it’s her skirt…
Ha // haha // heheh // hahaha
GYAHAHAHAHA // HAHAHAHAH // HAHAHAHA // what an idiot!! // what was that!!
K: YES! // finally… // haha
K: YEAAAAH! // Did you see that! // How’s that Tamaki! // This is what comedy is! // There’s no way you could pull this off!
Tamaki: Ughh…. // guhh…
Koyasu: After I switched the skirt from his locker, he took it out of Tamaki-kun’s locker… // because he wanted to do this…
Koyasu: Everyone suddenly…
Keisuke-kun is… // amazing!!
Nana: You hentai!
K: Whaaaaaa!? // you were laughing too!
Nana: NO I wasn’t! // there’s no way I would! Idiot!
Bully: those girls wouldn’t listen to us like you said // this isn’t what you promised to deliver
Bully: Making a fool of us!
K: I’m serious! Nana’s skirt! // it smelled really good! // an example would be, like freshly cooked rice!
A: Gyahaha I don’t understand your example!
Nana: hey! What’s he saying! Koyasu-kun stop him! // stop laughing!
Koyasu: Keisuke-kun is so funny… // he should aim to become a pro… // I bet he can succeed // as a comedian!
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