Report 8 Joint-training in Tama - 2nd period
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Phone: (secret) city hall news // (yokohama) // Takashi // Rookie training has started!! Ridiculous stuff happened right away!! (Sapporo) // Teck // Details!! (Sendai) // AVY // Some human threw a drink over Itsui!! A guy of the Metropolitan office! (Nagoya) // It was a female high school student [That's what she looked like ;) ] (Fukuoka) // Take // Female High school student [what are you looking at, pervert! ] (Hiroshima) // 34chii // Juza // Seriously!!!? Amazing! www (Kobe) // Itsui-sama ww (Meguro-ku)
Both: Everyone // knows!
Title: Report 8 Joint-training in Tama - 2nd period
Txt: Sayo // Bard // Itsui
Kuroku: I know I'm famous for some reason, but for the whole country to know you... // It sure looks like Tama is full of talent!
Chiaki: Don't you mean the opposite!!
Kuroku: Look at his, it's the list of "highly anticipated Rookies".
Phone: (secret) City hall news!! // Highly Anticipated Rookies // Yuki Chiaki // Please do more!! // A Human? // Good luck!! // She's... cute
Kuroku: Your in 9th place!
Chiaki: A National Ranking!!!?
Kuroku: Well, anyway. // Just calm down! // (Hey!)
Chiaki: (No, no, no, no, why did that happen!?)
Kuroku: The first lecture will start in 10 minutes. // And their impression of Tama already wasn't that great.
Chiaki: Wa... was it that bad...?
Kuroku: That's what the teacher told me.
Chiaki: But we still have a chance, right!!?
Kuroku: Good, forget about what happened so far! // Let's do what we can // and change their minds about us!!
Chiaki: .........! // Ye... // YES...!!!
Teacher: So that means, in accordance with the legal reform of last year, // starting April this year, only residents of 260 years and older are eligible to receive the National pension.
Screen: 2013 Legal reform of the National Pension // previous retirement age 250 years // this year // new retirement age 260 years
Box: In the first lecture we went straight to the practical content. // Due to that, I felt more nervous than I usually am for a class.
Chiaki: (You had to be alive in the Edo period to be that old!)
Box: Well, there was another reason...
Box: why I was filled with nerves // and felt sick within 10 minutes after the lecture started. increase
Box: But Kuroku-san made desperate efforts to behave. // So I... had to do my best too...!!
Kuroku: Don't start a fight, don't start a fight.
Chiaki: ...... // ?
Box: ......... // Ah, oh!?
Box: It wasn't just Kuroku-san!? // Other representatives were sleeping like a log within 10 minutes after the start of the lecture.
Box: It started to look like a game to see who had the most creative sleep position...! // Were they trying to disrupt the class!?
Box: What on earth...
Kuroku: ...thanks, // now I have a reason to stay awake.
Chiaki: Ku...kuroku-san, wha... what was that!?
Kuroku: Even with my eyes half open, I could see that teacher was acting strange.
Kuroku: That bastard, // in between sentences he swiftly throws pieces of chalk at the students.
Kuroku: He is using a monitor, not a chalkboard, so why...!?
Chiaki: That's not the problem!!
Chiaki: Di... did this kind of thing happen last year too...!?
Kuroku: No, // I've never seen this happen before.
Kuroku: Those who can't dodge them will drop out.
Kuroku: Granted that you can even see them coming,
Kuroku: Every hit increases the damage
Kuroku: making it impossible to focus during the next lecture...!!
Chiaki: How on earth could a piece of chalk do that much damage!!!
Teacher: Hey, hey, don't fall asleep. // You won't be able to take the next course.
Kuroku: ...somehow, this year's joint-training // is completely different from anything I've seen before...!!
Teacher: Well then, over there...
Teacher: To pay the municipal taxes, in addition to our special coin, // some species may use their self-produced goods as...
Teacher: an alternative payment for their taxes? // Name five or more!!!
Sayo: The Azukiarai.
Bard: Species registration no. 72: Azukihakari, no. 116: Keukegen, no.122 Kejoro, and no.142: Tofu-kozo
Itsui: ...who cares? // We only accept coins.
T/N: Azukihakari = yokai with no form, makes the noise of azuki beans. Keukegen = small dog covered in long hair, a disease spirit that lives in damp, dark places and causes people in the house to get sick. Kejoro = yokai looking like a woman with long unkempt hair dressed as a prostitute, said to appear in red-light districts. Tofu-kozo: yokai looking like a small child with a tray with tofu.
Sayo: Wow! That's creepy, Bard. He didn't ask you for their name and number.
Bard: That reminds me, Sayo. You can't even remember you own species registration number is 7, right?
Sayo: ...one more word and I'll kill you.
Itsui: You never change, do you Sayo? // Do you really hate your species that much?
Sayo: ...as much as I hate the two pests next to me. // ...by the way, you seem more chipper than usual, Itsui? // Are you all right? Shall I buy you some Nue Breast juice? (Hehehe)
Chiaki: Wait, don't do that!!
Itsui: ...oh, // ... but have you ever seen one, Sayo? A Nue's breast? // I once heard that a Nue must at least be a cup M, or else the perfect mix of 4 flavors won't come out.
Itsui: Even if it's on you, you're still a kid without chest or butt, // I would hate not being able to think of anything but that seedy tasting Nue milk.
Sayo: Let me kill that idiot!
Bard: ...it's not wise to make such statements in front of the person in question. // If you really want to lay him to rest, use a surprise attack or kill him with poison.
Bard: Besides, we're in the middle of a lecture. // If you want to fight, take it outside the lecture hall.
Itsui: ...that's like you, Bard. // Straight to the point.
Teacher: Hey, you two! What are you...
Bard: ...at the Metropolitan office, we approve of fights between staff members to settle mutual grudges. // Anytime, // anyplace.
Bard: The goal of the Metropolitan office is to create the perfect competitive work environment. // Consequently, we can weed out the weaklings // and establish command and order in its most efficient way.
Itsui: ...well, I don't bother with those ideals. // Point is // you can't stop me.
Sayo: Yes, after all in this training // the guy who can neatly line up those pieces of chalk will get a full mark.
Teacher: Well, they're serious. (Yes.) // Suppose even the rookies of Metropolitan office's can just do this.
Chiaki: No, no, you can't talk to a teacher like that!!
Teacher: But that // is how the Metropolitan office works.
Teacher: They can say it, because each and every one of them is better than any of us. // Well,... it's about time
Teacher: to weed out all // who are unfit for this work!
Kuroku: Don't worry, just focus on his lecture.
Teacher: It's a dangerous job. // Those who can't even dodge these attacks with their own power will fail!
Box: I got so used to my work in Tama, I completely forgot. // I'm just a high school student without special powers... // Once again I'm only getting in Kuroku-san's way...
Box: That's the truth...!
Bard: A person who goes on shielding // a powerless individual.
Bard: ...such a person // is very inefficient.
Bard: It's // meaningless.
Teacher: Hey, Ando! It's time you step down. // Or would you like this
Teacher: to become a test...!! // to see how long you can last!!?
Chiaki: Ku // Kuroku-san!!? // You... you are injured!!
Kruoku: ...hmf, // suddenly increasing the power.
Chiaki: St... stop it already!
Kuroku: What!? If I stop, you'll get hurt!?
Chiaki: That, that isn't...
Chiaki: what I meant...!
Kuroku: ...... // I don't understand what you're thinking...
Kuroku: They have their way! // We have our way!
Kuroku: First of all! // Whether I listen or not, I have no clue what this lecture is about!!!
Teacher: ... // ......
Yokai: Eh... // EEEH!!
Chiaki: Ku... Kuroku-san...?
Kuroku: That's why I have you!! // You are listening to this shit in my place!!
Kuroku: Hey! Maybe I haven't been clear about this!! // So listen well!
Kuroku: Chiaki takes care of 15 departments on her own!! // She part of the super Elite!!!
Chiaki: No... well,... // there's just no one else to do it...
Kuroku: ...that's how it's been from the start. // I deal with the special guys! // You are in charge of everything else!!
Kuroku: That's how we do it. // One person with special powers, one without. // Running the Yokai city hall!!
Kuroku: That's how we do it // at the (secret) Tama City Hall!!!
Kuroku: I don't want to hear any complaints! // And
Kuroku: with an Elite subordinate like her, // as a boss, I'm looking a whole lot more awesome!!!
Chiaki: That's what this is about!!?
Teacher: I see.
Teacher: ...if that's the case, //this must be your area of specialty.
Teacher: You are twice... no, four times // more amazing than a normal human!
Teacher: So that means, // you two will answer my last question.
Teacher: Of all weapons that are confiscated due to violation of the rules, // there is one type of weapons that Ward offices are allowed to keep in storage after acquiring a permit of the state.
Teacher: Which type // is that!!!?
Chiaki: ...... // ...thi
Chiaki: 3rd class Spirit Hands... // are!!!
Teacher: Yes, // that's correct.
Yokai: (She knew the answer!? // AAAAH! // And that guy managed to stop that blow!!)
Kuroku: Amazing! Well done, Chiaki!!
Chiaki: Because of that incident earlier... // I... I was just lucky!!
Bard: ...exceptions aside, // employees aren't allowed to handle any information concerning spirit hands until their third year of employment.
Bard: To answer that question with ease... // I was wrong about you, // Yuki Chiaki.
Box: ...I wasn't allowed to handle it? // ...well, // I wasn't aware of that.
Bard: ...in the end // your work set-up is still very inefficient.
Sayo: A new notice.
Itsui: Hey, are you done yet, Sayo!
Sayo: Idiot, I've lost interest.
Sayo: Well, as usual we passed... and // that Red-haired bastard of Tama too... // That girl who spilled her drink on you as well...
Sayo: ......... // Moreover...
Phone: Yuki Chiaki // (Tama City Hall) // Great work. // Humans are amazing. // Is she really an elite!?
Chiaki: Now I'm in 4th place...