Cyborg Grampa-G 13

Summer, a time for the beach, the ocean and girls in bikinis! But one girl of the Kaizous may not really want to go on a summer retreat...and it may have something to do with her nutty cybernetic grandpa!

Chapter 13: Be Careful of the Summer Sea!

88.
Voice: It’s hot~~
Eiichi: We’re finally entering summer vacation.
Kei: So where are we going, po—ps!
Kei: He’s dead. He’s impossible with a disadvantage.
Yuu: Stop that, Kei! Your father is tired from work.
Kei: Eh~~
G: BUA----!!!

89.
Kaizous: WA----!!??
Kei: What are you doing, G-chan!
G: Swimming practice!
G: Well this isn’t refreshing at all, grandma!
Kei: That’s obvious--!!
G: So we’ll have the whole family go to the sea!!
Kei: Eh—serious--!?
Ai: I’m out. I don’t want to go together with f**king gramps—
Eiichi: Hey, Ai! You’ve really been rebellious lately!!

90.
G: You fool! It’s important to have family communication. You kids have been running with delinquency!
Ai: Let go! Sorry but I’m already a delinquent!!
Yuu: You…you can’t have us…ride this, G-chan…
G: We’re off!!!

91.
Punk: Ahaha—look at that rearcar—can you really see people coming to the sea in that!?
(TN: A “rearcar” is a trailer carried by bicycle)
Kaizous: ……
Ai: That’s why I said no!! Usually stupidity happens if we come!
Punk 1: Mis—sy, how about getting out that rearcar and coming with us?
Punk 2: It’s cool in this car and we have a boat!
G: What are you calling my rearcar! This rearcar has special functions!
G: CHANGE: JET REARCAR!!
G: This can fly on it’s own to our destination!!
Punks: Wa---!? The rearcar can fly--!?

92.
Punk: Wh…what is that…
Punk: That girl is with him…
Voice: The sea!! We’re here just like that!!
Kei: Ye—s! Let’s swim--!!
G: Don’t get disorganized! First we have to warm up.
Q: First loosen the head by spinning—
G: Next we firm up by flexing!
Kei: I’m human! Can I do those?

93.
Kei: Yay--!
Kaizous: Hahaha
G: What’s wrong, Ai, can’t you swim?
Ai: Shut—up.
Ai: WH…WHAT’S THAT!?
G: Underwater G-chan #1!
Q: We also have Underwater Grandma #2—
Ai: Uh…

94.
Ai: I’m embarrassed being here together with you!!
People: Whisper whisper
G: Hyo!?
Ai: Really, that gramps is the cancer of the family.
Ai: Ah—I’m bored.
Punk: What, we’re not alone anymore today—S**t~~~there isn’t any cute girls here!
Punk 2: Hey!
Punk 1: Oh~~~!
Punk 1: We meet again. Are you alone?

95.
Kei: Huh? Where’s—sis?
Eiichi: N?
Eiichi: She was on the beach earlier…
Kei: Ah--!?
G: HE—Y, LOOK AT THIS SANDCASTLE I MADE!!
Kei: !?
Kei: How could you make it so big!!
G: I’m comfortable in living here from today!
Z: Master! Ai-chan is…!!
Caption: Swimsuit
G: Mu!?

96.
G: Hyo!? Ai’s being kidnapped!
G: What do you want with Ai! Let’s go, Gantetsu!
G: WE’RE GONNA RESCUE AI!!
Q: Wha~~the shock now has made the castle crumble~~~
Kei: Ah—it’s si—s!!
Eiichi: What?
Punk 1: Hahaha, out of the way---!!
Eiichi: Hold on, Ai~~I’m coming now—

97.
Ai: Hey! Let me go you jerks—what do you want—
Punk 1: This is the latest American-model Dixie Boat. There’s nothing more fun than the great boat you’re riding in now.
Punk 1: Be my girl. I’ll tell papa and he’ll buy you many of these boats.
Punk 1: Oho!
Ai: Why papa—you’re a big man!!
Punk 1: Yo…you…
Punk 1: Do you want to confront pain? This ship has set off, the beach cant hear you no matter how loud you yell!

98.
G: OK, Gantetsu, Midair Transformation!!
G: Gantetsu Transform—
G: GANTETSU JETSKI--!!!
G: Lets go, Gantetsu!

99.
G: You can’t, Gantetsu…
G: YOU ONLY KNOW THE DOG PADDLE!?
Gantetsu: ?
G: I have to turn it up much more!!
G: Hyo---!!
G: There it is!
Punk: Hey, there’s a gramps following us!!

100.
Punk 1: Hmph, he’s a lively gramps. We have a hostage, he can’t interfere.
Ai: G-chan…
Punk 1: This can be good. Aim for the jetski!
Punk 1: TAKE THIS!!
G: Muo!?
Ai: G-chan…Gantetsu!!

101.
Punk 1: Hahaha—we did it—he won’t float! Rest in peace! Gramps!!
G: SUBMARINE GANTETSU!!
Narrator: The All-Purpose Dog Gantetsu can instantly transform into the submersible Submarine Gantetsu!
G: A torpedo with a destructive power to sink a battleship in one charge!
G: And here’s radar! The enemy is above us!!
G: Hyo!? What’s wrong Gantetsu? Why are we surfacing!?

102.
G: Hyo--!? You’re a submarine and yet you have to breathe!?
Punk: Ge—they’re still following.
Ai: Yes—G-chan!
G: Hyo!? Grandma!!
Q: You can’t go out like that on your own~~
G: OK, let’s combine our three powers!!
G: DEADLY ROUND-AND-ROUND ATTACK!!
Gantetsu: ?
Punk 1: What, the boats are spinning around us!?

103.
Punks: Wa--!?
Punk: My eyes are whirling around~~~
Ai: Kya
G: No, I overdid it, Ai will……!!
Q: Got her~~~!!

104.
Punks: Wha~~what’s that granny!!
G: Gantetsu!! Fire Torpedo!!!
Punks: Wa—shark~~get off—
G: JUDGEMENT!!!

105.
G: How about learning that!!
Punks: Hi~~we won’t do that again~
Ai: I…said some mean things to G-chan…
Ai: I’M SO~~~~RRY!!
Q: My cute granddaughter is completely soft~~~
Punk 1: My boat~~Dad is going to scold me~~
G: If you want a boat, I’ve got one for you.
Punks: How long will it take to reach shore? Let’s go this way~~Dad~~
Gantetsu: Shi shi shi
Narrator: At that moment, G-chan’s body had rusted and couldn’t move due to long exposure to ocean water!
G: Mu…
Ai: Shouldn’t we go home, f**king gramps?

TN: The chapter probably was a tad obvious with where it was going but it was still a ton of fun to see. In particular I like all the various crazy devices used this time around, from the Gantetsu transformations into the jetski and the "still needs breathing" submersible to the flying handcart G-chan is (still) carrying his family around. Even little things such as "G-chan getting fired from a cannon destroying his sand castle" were fun. Ai's storyline was a tad predictable but its probably one that needed to be done considering...well, the situation regarding her first storyline in the series compared to Kei.