Cyborg Grampa-G 15

The horrific (but really old) monster Oldzilla has been unleashed on Japan and is preparing to turn the whole nation into elderly to power it's own youth! But the only thing that stands up to the old monster is...an old cybernetic hero!?

Chapter 15: Causing Trouble after 66 Years! (End)

127.
Sharekoube: Gahaha, good Oldzilla!! The first stage of my world conquest is Oldzilla destroying Japan; this is my chance to conquer Japan!!

128.
Oldzilla: GAOON
Oldzilla: I’VE FINALLY BECOME YOUNGER!! FROM TODAY I’LL BE A VILLAINOUS MONSTER!!
Oldzilla: NO—W, SHALL I SETTLE THIS!
Announcer: Uuh…
G: Hyo!? The young became old…!?
Sharekoube: Gufufu! The humans whose youthful energy have been absorbed become old, of course!

129.
Sharekoube: Now go, Oldzilla!! Crush G-chan!!
Oldzilla: SHUT UP!!
Oldzilla: YOU CAN’T ORDER ME, GRAMPS!! I’M YOUNG AGAIN. FROM NOW ON, I LIVE HOW I WANT TO LIVE!!
Oldzilla: NOW, THIS ISLAND IS MINE!! THERE’S SO MANY YOUNG PEOPLE. I’LL SUCK AWAY AS MUCH YOUTHFUL ENERGY I LIKE--!!!
G: What!? He wants to make Japan a nation of only elderly!!
Oldzilla: NOW, SHALL I TAKE ALL OF THEM!
Kaizous: Wa--!!
Kei: I don’t want to be an oldie at the age of 10--!!
Ai: This can’t happen to me--!!

130.
Oldzilla: SHOULD I HAVE THEM FRESH! I’LL SET THEM UP LIKE SO!!
Kaizous: !?
Kaizous: We’re…being sucked in!
G: Gantetsu! As is, iwhat will be left if they have their youth taken!!
Gantetsu: Shi—Shi—Shi—
Kaizous: We don’t want to be old--!!
G: You can do it Gantetsu! Don’t accept getting sucked in--!
G: GANTETSU, TRANSFORM!

131.
G: GANTETSU TRANSFORM: TABLE PEPPER!!
G: Gantetsu Pepper Spray!!
Oldzilla: ACHOO!!
Kaizous: Wa—
Kei: G-chan, you’ve saved us--!
Eiichi: St…stupid~~we’re falling~~
Q: LIVESAVING MAT

132.
G: You did it, grandma! Gantetsu! Come over here so we can save the family!!
Kei: Do it, G-chan!
Oldzilla: Y*O*U…F*O*O*L………
Oldzilla: NOT ENOUGH! I MUST SUCK MORE HUMANS AND GET EVEN YOUNGER!
Announcer: This is terrible…At this rate, Japan will be a nation of elderly…
G: Gantetsu! Come here--!!
Sharekoube: Oyo!?

133.
G: Oldzilla! You won’t do what you’re thinking!!
Oldzilla: SHUT UP, FLY! I’LL SWAT YOU!
G: Whoo--sh whoo—sh whoo—sh!
Kei: G-chan and Oldzilla, the difference is too much for difficulty!!
Z: We’ve got to fight too!!
Z: We can’t rely on just Master! We’re a cool Earth Defense Force!!
Kei: Of course! We should have secret weapons to attack the monster!!
Z: Here! I’ve got a cool laser gun on my hip!

134.
Z: Ah~~this is a sprinkler~~
Kei: A sickle!?
Yuu: A hoe…
Eiichi: How are we going to fight a monster with a bunch of farming goods!
Ai: That f**king gramps!
G: We’re not doing anything with this! At this rate, Oldzilla will defeat us and we’ll be victims to his stolen youthful energy…Isn’t there a way to take out his energy somehow!?
G: Of course!!!
G: It’s here! Published by the laughing grandpa! The Scary Monster Illustrated Encyclopedia!
G: This is Oldzilla’s dissection guide!!
Chart:
DISSECTION DRAWING (Estimated)
-… nails gulp with infused…
-Oldzila’s heart has hair growing on it
-Oldzilla’s stomach
-ENERGY SACK: Stolen energy is stored!

135.
G: Oldzilla’s energy sack!!! There! That sack stores his energy!!
Sack: Energy
G: OK, Gantetsu, go only for that!
Gantetsu: ?
G: Sneak inside his body and get that sack!
Gantetsu: !?
G: I wish you success!!
Oldzilla: WHAT IS THAT…
Kei & Ai: So he’s been a stupid dog, doesn’t mean you should do this to him!!
G: Quiet and watch!

136.
G: You did it, Gantetsu!
Kei: Wa—what? I don’t have a good feeling—
G: N…?
G: You idiot, that’s his stomach!!
Oldzilla: GA!?
Gantetsu: Shi!?
Oldzilla: GYAAAAAA, HOW COULD YOU TAKE MY STOMACH……I HAVEN’T EATEN MY BELOVED HAM—BURGER--!!!
People: Ah—Oldzilla is raging for his stolen stomach!!
Oldzilla: UGAAAAAA!!!

137.
Soldiers: We of the Self-Defense Force can’t touch him either!
Sharekoube: Gahaha, how do you like Oldzilla’s power!! Now Japan will be an elderly nation and become my empire--!!!
Oldzilla: I TOLD YOU I DON’—T TAKE INSTRU—CTIONS!!
Sharekoube: BABI!?
G: If that’s how it is, then we’re going to have him exhaust a lot of his energy! Grandma! Gantetsu! Lend me your power!!
G: TRANSFORM GANTETSU!!

138.
Kei: Wh…what is that massive gun!!
G: GANTETSU BUSTER!!! We’re going to reverse-suck Oldzilla’s youthful energy!
Q: It’s heavy—
Oldzilla: WHAT!!
Oldzilla: KE, I’LL SUCK YOU UP AND MAKE YOU SO SENILE YOU CAN’T STAND!!

139.
G: Muu!
Z: G-chan!
Ai: I don’t want to see your face get even older--!!
Kei: We know you can do it--!
G: Gantetsu, please!!
Gantetsu: ?
Q: Splendidly suck the energy from that guy!!
G: THE GREAT DEADLY ENERGY SUCKING OPERATION!!!

140.
Kei: Amazing—they’re struggling for the energy!!
Z: You can do it Master--!!
Kei: Aah!?
Kei: Look! Oldzilla is………
Kei: Returning to her original senile monster!!
Oldzilla: ………
Eiichi: So then…
Kei: Has G-chan returned to youth……!?
Oldzilla: FOOL~~GIVE BACK MY YOUTH~~~
Kaizous: !?

141.
G: Muo!?
Kei: G…G-chan!
Z: Master!
Oldzilla: BOGE~~~(Don’t mock me for being old. You’re an old fool to go up against my 57 meter height.)
Ai: G-chan…granny.
Z: Master
Eiichi: Gantetsu…

142.
Kaizous: HE…BECAME YOUNG!?

143.
G: Let’s go, grandma! Gantetsu!
Kaizous: Gr…granny too!!
Kaizous: Ga…Gantetsu…!?
G: Concentrated the absorbed energy in the Gantetsu Buster, turn it into a shockwave and strike our enemy!!
Q: Right!

144.
G & Q: GANTETSU MEGATON!!!

145.
Kei: Incredible—they did it--!!
Yuu: G-chan
Narrator: Thus, the shockwave youth energy rained down around everyone.
Announcer: Our youth has returned---! A…miracle has happened. The people who became old have quickly regained their youth!!
Man: It’s great to be young--!!
Yuu & Ai: G-chaa---n!!
G: Hyo!?
Caption: Spare
Narrator: And by releasing the youthful energy, G-chan naturally returned to being an old man!!
G: So, Sharekoube, you’re being absorbed since it’s your duty to give Oldzilla energy to return to the South Seas!
Sharekoube: Oyo--!?
Sharekoube: I’ll get you, G-chan…

146.
Also Playing: CONFUSED DETECTIVE GANTETSU
(In Cinemascope)
Title: Natsuo Toda

Dog: Kyaa, my treasured jewels were stolen (Woof woof wo~~of!!)
Gantetsu: Fufu, leave this to me—(Shi shi shi)
Gantetsu: I am the Great Detective Gantetsu—(Shi shi shi). No matter what it is, I’ll clean it up. (Shi shi shi)
(TN: As I mentioned in the prior chapter, the “mei” here is the classic “mei” of a “Great Detective”, but the title of this bit is the “mei” for “confused”)
Gantetsu: How’s this! First I cleaned up the room. (Shi shi shi)
(TN: The pun in this bit involves the verb “Katazukeru”, which has two different meanings dependant on how it’s read. When Gantetsu says it first, “katazukeru” has the intention of “settling matters” or “clear a matter up”. But when he says it the second time, it has the meaning of “to clean a room”.)

TN: Let's just say this: Q younger is hot. (and Q older...well you saw what she did with her boobs, didn't you!?) Now that this is out of the way...it is somewhat surprising (but not quite considering how pt. 1 went) that G-chan, Q and Gantetsu actually were able to activate "younger forms" to defeat Oldzilla...but considering they were using the youth energy he himself stole, it probably is what we call just desserts. I also did like that Oldzilla really didn't like anyone bossing it around once it became young again...but of course, it's just Sharekoube so it's not like it was ignoring anyone important. And...was it just me or the part where Gantetsu stole the stomach hilarious? Well now that this is done, you will actually see the "younger forms" more often after this...but next time, it's back to the one-shot wackiness! (and one that actually doesn't have that much G-chan)