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He's one part Bo-bobo, one part Don Patch, one part Tennosuke...and the last hope against the Three Civilizations!!! Will this unbelievable triple-fusion accomplish what he needs to and finally end this fight!? ARE YOU SERIOUS!?!?!?!?

Ougi 84: Majide Time

119.
Bobopatchnosuke: Watch me. This is the true power of Bobopatchnosuke.....
Mesopotamia: IDIOT!! WHAT CAN YOU DO WITH THAT SWORD!!?
Koga: HA HA HA!!!
Bobopatchnosuke: Flashing
SFX: Hyu
Bobopatchnosuke: TANAKA SLASH!!!!
Mesopotamia: GYAAAA!!!!!

120.
Bobopatchnosuke: AND ANOTHER TANAKA SLASH FOR YOUR BACK!!!!
Mesopotamia: GYAA!!!!
Koga: MESOPOTAMIA CIVILIZATION!!!
Mesopotamia: My mental circuits were right near Tanaka...I want to cry now.
Koga: What was that now!!? He's horrible...too horrible...it's bad if we make him angry! If he get's angry, it's over...
Koga: HE APPEARS ABSURDLY ANGRY----!!!!
Bobopatchnosuke: I can not forgive any of you...I will defeat you with all my powers...
Bobopatchnosuke: THIS IS ALSO FOR THE THREE THAT HAVE DIED!!!!
Beauty: WE'RE STILL ALIVE BUT...

121.
Bobopatchnosuke: I also have a limit of fifty seconds remaining that I can stay in this form! We will take the second-death course.
(Translator's Note: The expression he uses for "second-death" is "pyousatsu", which I assume is the ability to kill within seconds and thus the translation)
Koga: IDIOT!!! YOU'RE GOING TO DEFEAT US IN FIFTY SECONDS!!? IT'S IMPOSSIBLE!!!!
Bobopatchnosuke: LET'S GO, ULTIMATE OUGI:
Bobopatchnosuke: MA
Bobopatchnosuke: JI
Bobopatchnosuke: DE!!?

122.
Bobopatchnosuke: M - T (MAJIDE TIME)!!!!!
(Translator's Note: "Majide" is a word using the Japanese word "maji" or "serious". Usually when combined in means such as "majime" or "majide", it is translated in ways such as "Get serious!" or "Are you serious!?" or "Seriously!" But when it is said in this entire segment we're about to go through, it will remain as is as "Majide")
Mesopotamia: WH WHAT'S GOING ON!!?
Koga & Indus: IT'S BECOME SPACE!!!
Bobopatchnosuke: MAJIDE TIME IS A SPACE DIMENSION!!! ALL OF YOU WILL BE ATTACKED BY "MAJIDE!!?" THINGS!!! REDUCE YOUR TENSION OR YOU'LL SUFFOCATE TO DEATH!!!

123.
Civilizations: MAJIDE!!!!?
Bobopatchnosuke: INTERESTING REACTION----!!!!
Mesopotamia: MAJIDE!!!!
Bobopatchnosuke: CHI! THEY'LL SNIFF YOU OUT FOR THAT REACTION NOW...
Mesopotamia: Eh?
Bobopatchnosuke: "MAJIDE METEOR SHOWER"
Civilizations: MAJIDE!!!!?

124.
SFX: BAM
Civilizations: GUBO!!!!
Bobopatchnosuke: GUBO!!!!
Koga: "YOU MASOCHISTIC"!!?
Bobopatchnosuke: HA HA...I AM...
Koga: MASOCHIST--!!!! (Majide!!?)
Sign: Employment information
Koga: MAJIDE!!!? (Do we have to find employment too!!?)

125.
Announcer: Will the 56th "Majide" please submit your information.
Majide: U----n...This does look seriously good eh--hm--Right
Koga: ............
Chart:
Employment Column ! Annual Pay
Lawyer ! 50 Yen
Lawyer ! 500,000,000 Yen
Lawyer ! 4,000 Yen
Lawyer ! Three Bikkuriman Stickers
Lawyer ! 3,400 Yen
(Translator's Note: I didn't really go into it last time we had it as a reference, but "Bikkuriman" is a long-running series of collectable stickers, usually with an imaginary storyline pitting angels against devils. The series originally started in 1977 and have gone on for over thirty years and has a franchise that includes five seperate anime series)
Koga: THEY'RE ONLY LAWYERS--!!!!! (Majide!!?)
Koga: KU...WHAT IS THIS SPACE!!? FIFTY SECONDS TAKE AN EXTREMELY LONG TIME HERE...AREN'T THE FIFTY SECONDS PAST YET?
Koga: Ooh, that's just it!! There's a clock!!! I'll check what time is left!!
Koga: WHAT IS THAT CLOCK--!!!?
Clock: THE CURRENT TIME NOW IS "MAJIDE"

126.
SFX: PA
Bobopatchnosuke: Within Majide Time, everything is Majide. Words other than Majide mean nothing.
Civilizations: DON'T SAY THERE IS NO MEANING-------!!! WE'LL KILL YOU!!!
Bobopatchnosuke: MAJIDE
Civilizations: MAJIDEE-----!!!?
Narrator: Majide

127.
Bobopatchnosuke: I've hit you with a surge of MAJIDE. Starting now, you will come to encounter incidents of "Majide!!?".
Koga: Gu!! What does that mean!!?
Mesopotamia: IT MEANS THIS.
Koga: MAJIDE!!!?
Indus: BIG BROTHER!!!
Mesopotamia: TOSHIROU!!!
Koga: MAJIDE!!!?
Koga: ............
Koga: I'M ACTUALLY A WOMAN.
Mesopotamia & Indus: MAJIDE!!!!?

128.
Indus: I've love you since three years ago.
Mesopotamia: MAJIDE!!!?
Dog: WE WANT TO GET MARRIED!!!
Mesopotamia: MAJIDE!!!?
SFX: Bing bong bing bong
People: Congratuations, congratulations, congratulations, congratulations
Mesopotamia: MAJIDE!!!?
Indus & Koga: OUR HONEYMOON IS IN HAWAII!!!
Sky: Majide----
Indus: Hey, here's a gift of Marseilles Butter Sand.
(Translator's Note: "Marseilles Butter Sand" are sort of sandwiches...but not from Marseilles. In reality, they are a sandwich-like candy that comes from Obihiro on the island of Hokkaido)
Mesopotamia: MAJIDE!!!?
Mesopotamia: Actually, I've only eaten Marseilles Butter Sand for the last three years. (It's a habit)
Indus: MAJIDE!!!?
Bobopatchnosuke: THE SPACESHIP HAS ARRIVED!!! WE'RE SETTING OFF, NUMBNUTS!!!
Civilizations: WHERE TO?

129.
Bobopatchnosuke: Istanbul
Ship: Majide-Gou
Civilizations: NOT ISCANDAR!!!?
(Translator's Note: "Iscandar" is the destination of the characters in the anime "Space Battleship Yamato", where they must reach to get a device to save Earth from poisonous radiation)
Bobopatchnosuke: TUMBLE INSIDE!!!!
Civilizations: TUMBLE!!!?
SFX: BAN
Bobopatchnosuke: AND NOW WE'LL FIRE THE WAVE-MOTION GUN ON EARTH.
(Translator's Note: Keeping with the "Yamato" joke, the "Hadohou" or "Wave-Motion Gun" was Yamato's ultimate weapon)
Civilizations: MAJIDE!!!?

130.
SFX: TOSHUU TOSHUU TOSHUU TOSHUU TOSHUU TOSHUU TOSHUU TOSHUU
Civilizations: HE'S FIRED SO MANY------!!!?
SFX: GYUUUUU----N
Planet: Earth
SFX: KABOO--M
SFX: WELL-DONE
Civilizations: MAJIDE!!!?
Door: Engine Room
SFX: Creak
Civilizations: WE'RE ALSO MAJIDE!!!?
SFX: CREAK CREAK CREAK CREAK CREAK CREAK CREAK CREAK CREAK CREAK CREAK CREAK

131.
Mesopotamia: Ha~~~~~~~if there was a dinosaur in the ice we destroyed, I'll teach him to ride a ball......
Koga: MAJIDE!!!?
Bobopatchnosuke: I am satisfied with Majide Time.
Civilizations: !!
Bobopatchnosuke: SO, LET'S QUIETLY PUT AN END TO THIS.
Civilizations: MAMAMAMAMAMAMAMAMAJIDE, THIS FEELS BAD------!!!!!!
Civilizations: But those pedals look neat----
Koga: LET'S GO!!!
Mesopotamia: UWA, HERE HE COMES!!
SFX: CREAK CREAK CREAK CREAK CREAK CREAK
Bobopatchnosuke: MAMAMAMAMAMAMAMAMA

132.
Bobopatchnosuke: MATSUGE SHINKEN FOREVER
(Translator's Note: "Matsuge" = "Eyelashes")
Civilizations: MAJIDE----------!!!?

133.
SFX: PA
Beauty: YOU'VE COME BACK!!!!
SFX: KACHING
Bobopatchnosuke: Let's ride.
Beauty: Eh?
Bobopatchnosuke: If its fine by you, let's ride.
Beauty: ......
SFX: Plop
Caption: End
Heppokomaru: NO!! THAT'S NOT PRETTY AT ALL!! THAT'S LIKE THE END!! HAVEN'T YOU GUYS FORGOTTEN ABOUT US!!! WHAT'S WITH THE SUNSET!!?

Translator's Note: And thus...the insanity has hit an all-time high. Its hard to admit but Majide Time is just one of those experiences that makes Bo-bobo the series that it is. In one chapter, Sawai has packaged everything he knows about shonen manga and Japanese culture, thrown it in a blender and created a frappe that has blended the chaos and unpredictability in a way that is just hard to predict one moment to the next! From living "Majide" symbols to the Yamato references to bizarre takes (like Mesopotamia with the swirly eyes and tentacles at the beginning of the segment) and...well, that weird sequence with the Civilizations (its still sort of hard to differentiate whether Koga is a girl or not...it does seem to make the "flirting" with Mesopotamia several chapters back less disturbing...but relationships like such between men in that era of Japan really wasn't taboo at all so it could really go either way...but then there's the whole matter of the long hair and eyelashes either making he a she...or just effeminate), Sawai was at the top of his game this time around! (outside leaving Heppokomaru and Dengaku Man behind but that's not their fault). So with the Deadly Five-Ninshu finally dealt with, its time for the mad-man himself! Next time: Team Bo-bobo vs. OVER! (even if one character will really, really live to regret this next sequence)