Kinnikuman 63

Kinnikuman has joined the WSF...and Skull Bozu already knows! But in order to expose him, the evil Choujin is preparing the worst kind of humiliation...

Chapter 63: An Unexpected Man

126.
Suguru: Skull, what’s with your companion with the super machine gun?
Bozu: You’re thinking badly! I don’t discriminate between friend and enemy. That’s the way of the Choujin Federation.
Bozu: Chanelman, it’s best that you are careful with suspicious behavior as well.
Suguru: Owa…

127.
Sheik: You’re doing well, Chanelman!
Suguru: Fe~~~
Sheik: How are you, did you sleep well last night?
Suguru: No, Meat here’s snoring was annoying!!
Meat: Wa—

128.
Sheik: Meat!?
Meat: N…no, he hasn’t met me snoring at all!
(TN: This was a bit of a weird pun regarding the word “Meat” and “miito”, I tried to make the pun work as best as possible)
Sheik: I don’t doubt them, Sheik. I heard “met” as well.
Sheik: Um…if you heard it, then I can’t doubt it…
Suguru: Of course, Ha hahahaha.
Sheik: Skull, why are you protecting him?
Bozu: I’m doing my duty in revealing his identity, I already should have my proof.
Suguru: OGO~~AGOGA~~~
Meat: Really—they’re laughing at your big mouth………

129.
Meat: Wa—what’s that, what’s that?
Sheik: Fu…we still have to hold the entrance test for the leftover Choujin.
Suguru & Meat: Entrance test?
Sheik: Correct. Our Choujin Federation use leftover Choujin who can’t enter an A-Class organization as our partners…once a month, we have an entrance test for them.
Suguru: Leftover Choujin……
Suguru: Skull, this test…what is this test?
Bozu: Obviously the Choujin Federation is a mercenary organization of evil yakuza Choujin…this test too is extremely brutal.

130-131.
Bozu: It’s a beheading…
Suguru: Beheading?
Bozu: This is the beheading of famous elite Choujin!
Choujin: Examiner, I’ve beheaded Kamen Rider—
Examiner: What is this~~~!? Isn’t this merely a mask~~~you’ve failed~~!!
Choujin: Uwa
Choujin: I’ve beheaded Magma Taishi--!!
(TN: Magma Taishi, also known as “Ambassador Magma”, is a classic hero created by Osamu Tezuka and notable as the first color tokusatsu in 1966, even beating Ultraman by days! He is also known for the US series “Space Giants” and a 1993 anime OVA)
Examiner: You idiot~~~How is that Magma Taishi, look closer~~!!
Choujin: So then I got 8-Man’s leg, is that a beheading?
Examiner: IT ISN’T~~!!
Examiner: OK, next!

132.
Magician: I’ve beheaded former world champion Hansome Raceman.
Examiner: It’s…it’s real……!!
Examiner: Good, you pass!! You can move here!!
Magician: Kakaka…
Yudetamago: Gentlemen!
Yudetamago: That Choujin was sent in by Masashi Maegawa of Kagawa.
Yudetamago: IT’S DEVIL MAGICIAN---!!
(TN: I know I promised to no longer translate “who sent in what” from Japan to create these Choujin & Kaijuu…but since Yudetamago essentially froze the entire plot to reveal him, I really had no choice this time)

133.
Sheik: Fufu…that’s how new evil incarnates are born again.
Suguru: I’m returning to the hotel…
Suguru: Sheik, how could you allow for evil to flourish in a world of justice?
Bozu: Well then, it is simple after all. It’s the face of justice. Evil which shakes them with open arms and walks forwards is status quo. Understand that, Suguru-kun…
Bozu: That guy…his expression didn’t change, even when I called him Suguru.
Sheik: We’ve really got him under us…

134.
Suguru: Idiots, I’ve changed my name to Kinniku Chiharu 5 minutes ago!
Narrator: 10 days passed since Kinnikuman became Chanelman and snuck into the Choujin Federation, but Sheik and Skull Bozu’s revelation investigation hadn’t moved forward.
Suguru: IYA—HAHAHAHAHAHA
Meat: Please get this right, Prince! We aren’t here to play in the Choujin Federation.
Suguru: Isn’t this great! Those guys believe that I’m Chanelman.
TV: And you’re a proper honey!!
Suguru: DAHAHAHA
Meat: You’re laughing too much again, you’ll break your jaw!!

135.
Meat: Even so, this infiltration has been simple…no, something may be up with that…
Suguru: HAHA—OOH…
Meat: No, that’s not it………
Sheik: Skull, when are we going to reveal his true identity?
Bozu: Sorry for making you wait, Sheik!
Bozu: We’re doing it tonight. We’ll do the set-up with the Lumber Jack Joe.

136.
Announcer: Ladies and Gentlemen!!
Announcer: Now for the special main event!! Each round, we’ve invited a guest of the best Choujin in the world, where they’ll go forth in really heated battles with up-and-coming Choujin of the Choujin Federation!!
Suguru: What’s this, what’s this? I was watching some funny TV earlier and you’ve brought me to this place.
Bozu: You’re irresponsible, Chanelman. Immature!!
Announcer: Well then, we’ll introduce the special guest of the evening.
Announcer: The Former Choujin World Champion: Robin Mask~~~!!

137.
Suguru: WHAT!?
Suguru: RO…ROBIN MASK!!
Sheik: Fufufu……

TN: Yep, it's a shock. How could Robin Mask, who seemed very "happily ever after" with his wife and trainer last we saw him, be working alongside the WSF? Well that will be revealed eventually...but for now, just embrace the emotion. Probably the only real complaint I have for this chapter was one part I sort of know I screwed up on regarding Skull Bozu's explanation for why he and the WSF are evil...it's not really a "just because" like some villains, but at least he's one of the few bad guys who relishes in evilness and sees its place either antagonizing or alongside what is considered "just" or "good".