Sket Dance 72

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Sket Dance 72

01
S- I
S- Am quitting being a samurai
Tagline- Shocking Confession!?
B- I see
B- Well that’s fine isn’t it?
B- Let me just say you weren’t actually a samurai to begin with
H- Your position was that of a cosplayer wasn’t it?
Shinohara Kenta
Chapter 72 – Fashionable Samurai

02
B- Hm, a penfriend you say
B- And you’re going to meet her
S- Indeed
B- Not ‘indeed’ you shitty samurai!
B- Why are you amusing yourself by earnestly meeting people!?
B- Do you want a girlfriend or something!?
H- I knew it you’re nothing like a samurai!
H- You’re just a sore, Japanese style guy!
S- N…no! To begin with I just started it half heartedly to kill time it wasn’t anything more constructive than that!
S- My path is that of bushido to the end!
S- …I couldn’t put it off
S- And… Megumi-dono who I have been exchanging messages with is…

03
S- She is exceptionally lovely
B- Woah!
B- She’s so pretty, Megumi-dono!!
H- Seriously!! Screw off you!!
S- While being embarrassed it was love at first sight and everyday my heart awaits her messages
S- My cell phone screensaver is also Megumi-dono
B- That’s gross dude
S- Amongst the pictures she sent me there’s also a longways picture
S-I made my longways screensaver Megumi-dono too
H- Enough already!!

04
S- Its come about that I am going to meet Megumi-dono but
S- I searched for references as to what type of boy she likes…
B- Ooh
B- This bastard is quite serious
S- Tall and muscular
B- Oh
B- That’s fine
S- Strong
H- Hoh
S- Manly
H- That’s fine
S- Wild
Sw- That fits
S- Fashion should be current
H- Ooooh!!
H- And we’re out!!
H- How unfortunate!! That’s defiantly impossible!!
H- It’s already a lost cause~
H- Old! You’re unreasonably old!
H- Lame~
B- Gay~
Sw- You have the face of a 30 year old~
S- Alright already!!
S- I know!! I’m in the wrong time period!
S- So like this…
B- Oi oi oi

05
B- And so you said you were going to quit being a samurai?
B- You want to switch that style for something more current
H- Isn’t the samurai style your faith?
S- Because of that I am truthfully hesitating
S- For the sake of my faith I have put together this style
S- Should I or should I not pervert this faith in order to be liked by a girl…
S- Truthfully I would like everyone’s opinions on this matter
S- What do you think Bossun-dono?

06
B- To hell with faith!!!
B- What the hell is faith it can kiss my ass!!
B- There’s no way you can become a real samurai anyway!
B- More important than the way of the samurai
B- Is the love before your eyes!!
B- That’s the real motive of high school students!! Don’t deceive yourself!!!

07
S- Bossun-dono…
S- Oh… you have opened my eyes!! The awakening is upon us!!
S- The time of change has come
H- Well said Bossun!!
Sw- Let’s do it let’s do it (because it sounds fun)
Sw- So basically the consultation you want is on doing something about the coordination of your clothing right?
S- Affirmative
S- I don’t have any confidence in my sense when it comes to such things
B- That’s cuz you’ve never seen anything but that lame gi
H- I contacted Momoka
H- She asked a favour of a stylist and said we could use a room at the TV studio
B- Oh! As expected of an actress
B- So Shinzou all you have to do is try on various clothes
S- Thankyou I am so happy!
Sw- Let’s go then (because it sounds fun)
B- Anyway it seems we only have the room for two hours

08
B- Just taking a quick look there’s a good variety of clothes here
H- We just have to think about what among these we can coordinate to suit Shinzou
S- Let’s do it without making bad jokes this time
B- I don’t want to hear that from you!
B- Alright! First off, Shinzou!
B- Pick something you think looks good
S- Eh? Me?
B- Yeah, I want to know what you like and what your sense is
S- Hm~
S- What should I pick…
S- I’m not confident though
S- Then if I match these…
S- Yes, that’s quite good
S- Alright excuse me
B- Bet he comes out in something really lame
Sw- Seconded
H- Isn’t that too thick?
H- But thirded

09
S-Sorry to keep you waiting
B- Woah lame!!!
B- Woah~!! Woah lame~!! He’s wearing an Ukiyo-e T-shirt!!
B- Woah~!! He’s wearing fingerless gloves!!
H- Don’t wear stonewashed jeans!!
H- The bandanna is lame too!!
B- He looks like the Lethal Crusher Guy
B- Alright alright we were wrong!
B- We’ll do something about it after all
S- I’m serious
S- I’m counting on you
H- I’ll pick something for you
H- Something with a wild manly feel right?
H- Something bad boy would be good I think
H- Try this
S- Okay
B- One vote for the Yankee commando look

10
S- Sorry to keep you waiting
B- Huh!?
B- It quite suits him!
H- How is it!?
H- I tried for a rock taste
B- No it’s not bad!
B- It’s quite good!
S- Haha… this is my first time in clothes like this I’m embarrassed
S- But opening a new door is quite exciting
S- Thankyou I’m happy Himeko-dono
B- The quiff is long!!
B- The quiff is long!!
B- Long! What the hell it’s creepy!
S- I want to keep my hair long no matter what
B- Is that a hot dog!?
B- How the hell did you get it to sit like that!?
Sw- Something’s poking out
S- It’s a splint
B- Is that a hot dog!?

11
Sw- Since your hair is already long we may as well use that
Sw- Leave it to me
Sw- And this will defiantly accentuate the ‘manly’ part of Shinzou
B- Oh, he’s suddenly muttering about something
Sw- Mu
Sw- These clothes are perfect
H- You’re awfully confident aren’t you
Sw- Try it like this
S- Alright
B- Oh! He’s overflowing!
B- I can even tell from his back, he’s overflowing with confidence
H- With this we can do it!
H- Coordination that invokes strength!
S- Mwahaha
S- Alright?
S- Let me show you how you’re going to die

12
S- Vegenta’s crushing power!!
B- Hold on a second!!
S- Its over!! Kukakakorotto…!!
B- Don’t bite!!
B- Wait wait wait it’s strong no doubt about but!
B- Why did you become an elite fighting race!!
B- The hair is tall!
B- Isn’t this a bad jokes!? Alright I get it I’ll do it
B- That’s good enough right!?
H- Yeah!
H- Do it, Bossun!!
B- I’ve chosen clothes that emphasize the wildness and clothes that daringly set off his attitude
B- Try this on
S- Understood

13
H- GYAAAAAAAAAH!!!
H- What the hell!!
H- What the hell kind of coordination is that!? It’s scary!!
B- Woah! I knew it the power is no joke
H- Are you an idiot!?
H-What’s he supposed to do with his whole face and body hidden!?
H- If it were me going to meet my penfriend and he came like this I’d run away!!
B- Th… that’s true
Sw- That’s embarrassingly true
S- If it’s my face I can show it
H- Creepy!!
B- I defiantly think we should cut this long hair
B- Alright?
S- Y…yeah
S- Well I don’t really mind but…
B- I believe with all my heart we should do this
Sw- As expected of Bossun, he doesn’t give an inch
H- Aren’t you cutting his fringe a bit too much?

14
B- Your beard is messy too so I’ll shave it
H- It’s neat
H- Let’s pluck his eyebrows too
H-What’s with this little bit that sticks up
S- Wai… it seems like… you’re cutting off all my special features…
B- Let’s just go for something simple with the clothes
B- A basic tone of black and no accessories
B- Try this
S- Alright
S- Ooh, these clothes are good I like them
H- Why is he Niizuma Eiji!!? (T/N: Rival character from Bakuman :D)
H- Let’s get away from Jump characters!!!
H- Why!? Why did it become like this!?
B- It’s the most serious one so far
H- It doesn’t resemble Shinzou’s character one bit!!
S- Ping, I’m good at kendou I’m amazing
H- Why are you good at acting like that!?
H- Cut it out you guys!!
H- What are we going to do about his clothes for tomorrow!!
B- Oh, these Gin-san clothes are good aren’t they? (T/N: Gintoki from Gintama)
H- So we’re going back to Japanese style after all that!?

15
H- Oh
H- Good good
S- In the end we just referenced a fashion magazine
B- I knew it you’re tall so everything suits you
S- Its all thanks to you guys I can never repay you!
B- Seriously forget it
H- Treat us to a meal
B- So Megumi-dono is still not here?
S- She should be here any minute…
S- Ah there!!
H- Eh!?
H- Seriously? Where where?

16
S- Ah, she noticed us too
S- Eh?
M- You’re Shinzou-kun right?
S- Yes…
S- HUH!?
M- Nice to meet you
M- I’m Megumi Daigorou <3
B/H- A…
B/H- A MAAAN!!?

17
B- The balance is terrible!!
B- What is this person!!? Megumi-dono!?
M- Ah, just as I imagined you’re a wild and fashionable boy
M- Well
M- Shall we go?
S- Ah… actually I’m…
M- Oh my god you said sessha, that’s soooo cute (T/N: Shinzou uses ‘sessha’ to refer to himself, which is an old fashioned word for I used by samurai)
S- Bo… Bossun-dono!?
S- Bossun-dono~!!
B- I knew it…
B- You should never discard your faith
B- Never
S- Agreed
H- He took it far too lightly
H- That’s bad
Tagline: Wait, you three… isn’t that a bit too cruel!?