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Name Mutter: - Means a person says something outside a bubble
SFX: - Sound Effect
Name: Apple Banana(STYLE) Cucumber. Means a particular word has to be done in a specific style.
Name:(STYLE)Bla bla bla(/STYLE) marks a segment that needs to be done in that style.
Name(STYLE): - Means the entire sentence is done in the mentioned style.
(Random) - Means a comment only meant for working purposes.
(TN:) - Means this comment is meant to be included in the typesetted version.
(H) - Heart Symbol
Title: Chapter 2 Pretend
Ebisu: I wonder if a hundred million yen would just fall out of the sky~
Ebisu: Ten million yen would be sweet too. Well I'd take a million too but that's as low as I'd go!!
Ebisu: If it does happen I'd give you twenty thousand.
Satomi: Right, no more snacks for you.
Ebisu: I was thinking about giving you a hundred thousand really! Give em!
Satomi: I don't want your imaginary money.
Ebisu: Just hear me out Satomi! I did come by to see how you were doing after all!
Satomi: ...Ebisu-kun, look where you're stamping.
Ebisu: Assets! It's all about assets! From here on out the survival of these private shops are going to...
Ebisu: Crap... Mom's going to kill me...
Satomi: Stop messing around. Go deliver them.
Ebisu: Don't wanna. It's cold today.
Ebisu: I've got it Satomi!
Ebisu: Let's go get some lotteries!
Ebisu: Let's buy them together! The place in front of the station should still be open!
Ebisu: What the heck! Come on!!
Satomi: I'm not going
Ebisu: Why not!?
Satomi: Customers that's why.
Satomi: They might just...
Satomi: Come by...
Ebisu: AS if they'd come!! This shop's on it's last legs!!
Satomi: Last legs!?
Yamano: Excuse me
Yamano: Are you open?
Ebisu: They're huge!
Satomi: Welcome! How can I help you?
Satomi: Where are the adults?
Ebisu: For... For the time being this is the shopkeeper! She's just a little squirt though!
SmallText: In a lot of ways
SatomiMutter: In a lot of ways...
Satomi: Y-yes! I'm in charge!!
Yamano: Really? Small but so mature.
Yamano: Well then miss shopkeeper, do you have any university notebooks?
Satomi: We don't have anything but these...
Yamano: Oh? There are these kinds of notebooks too aren't there?
Yamano: That's really cool. First time I've seen these.
Yamano: But then again, I really can't use these for university.
YamanoMutter: I do want them though
Satomi: I'm sorry. I'll be sure to stock up on them.
Yamano: Then I'll come by again okay.
Yamano: Bye bye.
Ebisu: I wonder what's her cup size.
Text: I'll be sure to stock up on them.
Satomi: What should I do...
Ebisu: I bet they were Ds. Maybe even Es.
Dad: Morning Satomi... Is the food ready?
Satomi: Don't we have even one normal notebook in stock?
Dad: Go put on some pants first.
Dad: Notebooks huh...
Dad: I think we sold all the ones we had in the house.
Satomi: ...And it doesn't look like I'll be able to get any from the wholesalers...
Dad: Now back off to dreamland.
Satomi: I know about it. You had a fight with the one wholesaler we did business with last year.
SatomiMutter: Hey. You're leaving behind the ramen broth.
Text: I'm going to have to look for a new wholesaler...
Satomi: But I'd have to handle it
Satomi: And I don't have any information or connections...
Satomi: Alright then. It's necessary after all.
Box: Told her the computer is off limits.
SmallText: 10 years is too soon!
Satomi: It came out
Satomi: Let's see... Open the internet...
Satomi(BOLD): What the heck is this
Ero (H) Moe Store
Amozon Ero Ero House
You Tuve Anime
Ero (H) Moe Store Alternate
Shota Lookup (H) Traps
Precure Doujin Search
3Chan 20 & Below
Satomi: What is this!? That's not secret at all!
Text: Secret Ero Folder
Satomi: This isn't illegal isn't it!?
Text: Emulated Stuff
Satomi: I don't even want to know
Text: Peeping Stuff
Satomi: No good... I better just keep my nose out of that stuff
Satomi: Erm... I wonder if this will work...
Search: Stationery Wholesaler X Town
Site: Refer to http://i1223.photobucket.com/albums/dd502/Transfade/LocketPage049.jpg
(Don't actually type in blablaba into the right box)
Satomi: Wholesale in small denominations?
TvMutter: Good morning! It's eight a.m.!
Shinya: So it's already morning huh
Shinya: I better go buy some food
Shinya: I'm always going all out at this
Shinya: So why is it I only just manage make my deadlines...
Shinya: Ah. Someone's moving in.
Shinya: It's weekday so it has to be a student.
Shinya: It'd be nice I could take it easy.
Yamano: Good morning!
Yamano: I'm Yamano. I'm the one moving into room 102.
Shinya: Oh... He-hello there. Umm... I'm in 201.
Note: Hasn't talked to humans in a while
Yamano: Sorry for all the noise. It'll all be done soon.
Shinya: Ye- Yes?
Yamano: There's something on your head
Yamano: Lower your head
Shinya: Ah Hey...
Yamano: There. I got it off.
Shinya: A Tonecast
SmallText: And it was out real nicely too
Yamano: What's this? A sticker? Label? It's got some patterns on it.
ManMutter: We've finished carrying them in
Yamano: Cooooming! Please do come by and to say hi some time.
Yamano: I brought some sweets with me so let's enjoy them then okay.
Shinya: They were huge
Satomi: Uwaaah... There are a lot of shops here
Satomi: It's to the right of the corner... Ah
Satomi: So this is the place...
Satomi: Ex- Excuse me...
Oomura: Ah. I'm sorry.
Oomura: But we don't sell in small amounts.
Satomi: Umm That is
Satomi: I'd like to make a request on behalf of the store manager
Oomura: Whose daughter from which store are you?
Satomi: No... I... you see... I! I'm here on behalf of Marutamachi store. I found your wholesale stationery store on the net...
Oomura: So there won't be an adult coming?
satomi: Ye-yes! For now, I'm representing us.
Oomura: So your store sent over a kid like you.
Oomura: It seems we're being looked down on as well.
Satomi: We We are not looking down on you!
Satomi: I am the store manager! I'd like you to sell us some notebooks!
Oomura: Are you pretending to be a store manager?
Oomura: Sorry again but this is a business.
Oomura: I don't have enough goods for my clients to play pretend with you.
Oomura: Could you have someone else come next time?
Oomura: ...go home already.
Satomi: I'm not playing pretend here.
Satomi: Sell me some regular notebooks. Please do business with m...
Oomura: Yes yes. I've got it. My bad.
Oomura: Are two packs enough for you?
Oomura: If so, go play(EMPHASIS) with them and don't come back.
Text: So there won't be an adult coming?
Text: So you're pretending to be a store manager then?
Text: If so, go play with them and don't come back.
Shinya: It's fine! Really!
Shinya: Hey! Stop pushing me!
Shinya: I said it's fine already!
Yamano: No it's not! You can't live off that stuff!
Yamano: The food's going to be on me so eat lots okay!!
Shinya: Why are you doing this? I'm doing fine!
Waitress: Welcome to Sai-
Satomi: I better go home...
Yamano: See! It's the girl from the shop that I was talking about!
Yamano: Hey there! Watcha doin' over there?
Shinya: Ya-Yamano-san. You're drawing attention to us.
Yamano: Come here~ I'll give you whatever you want~
Yamano: Come right here~
Yamano: What!? She left!!
Shinya: I knew it looked suspicious!
Shinya: Now that I think about it, I haven't been there lately.
Shinya: I wonder if she's feeling better now.
Dad: Welcome home.
Dad: We're having your favorite today, Sanma(H)
Satomi: You made it Dad!?
Satomi: What's this?
Satomi: Don't touch that !!
Dad: This is a rare item you know! It's a Yuu-gi-oh card with a Shockman seal that goes for 5000 yen a pop.
DadMutter: We're cursed
(Probably a reference to something in the original anime. No idea what)
Satomi: In that case don't just leave it lying on the dinner table.
Dad: I got it from Ebisu.
Dad: From time to time I'll be the one to make food for you.
EbisuMutter: I'll give it to you if you put it on
DadMutter: No way! Really!?
Note: Elementary School Level
Dad: It's not like I didn't work for this rare card.
Dad: Still, to make me put on an item as rare as this.
Dad: Just how lucky is that kid?
Satomi: Ahhh? What did you stick on me!?
Dad: That's a present from me. It's a rare item you know~
Satomi: Geeeez If it's so rare take good care of
Banner: Come Come Cat
RightNote: Business fortune UP!!
LeftNote: Loads of custom(CUT OFF)
Dad: There's also a fortune on the back. Did you get one?
Satomi: ...it's fine.
Satomi: More importantly
Satomi: I'm feeling
Satomi: kinda famished
Dad: I see! I see! Right! Let's get down to the food!
Dad: Make sure you drink your milk so you grow up big!
SmallText: In all sorts of ways
Satomi: Geez! I already did the other day! And what do you mean by in all sorts of ways!?
Radio: The time for us to say goodbye has come.
Satomi: ...I'm not pretending.