Bleach 247

Hummmmmmmmmmmm, back again to be the mouthpiece!

Uhh, nuthin else for me to say!

Ah, that's a lie! Using more of D's neat format this week to point out random mess!

Enjoy! (I'll use non-micro font since Times looked weird last week @@;;)

Okies, done!
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Onmitsu Kidou agent: Permission to speak!

OnKi agent: Both sir Abarai Renji of the 6th Division and lady Kuchiki Rukia of the 13th Division's presences have taken leave of their adminstrative quarters!
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NOTE: The honorific -dono is used here, didn't want to explain it so much so I just tagged in "loose" English equivalents =x
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OnKi agent: The Onmitsu Kidou's second squad, our Sentinel corps, is being deployed to conduct a search across Seireitei------
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NOTE: Onmitsu Kidou is divided into five squads like the Gotei is divided into thirteen. We already know the first! It's Soifon's Keigun, which she heads along with the Gotei's 2nd Division! Double-dipping!
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Yamamoto: ......Impudent children...

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B L E A C H c247 - United on the Desert

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Ichigo: Rukia...! Renji...!

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Neru: Huh? Where're you stomping off to, Ichigo!?

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Neru: Whaaa!? There's m-more! More bad guys!!!

Ishida: ...Good call, Sherlock...

Ichigo: Rukia... Renji...

Ichigo: Hey...

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Ichigo: Acckkk!

Ichigo: Owwwww!

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Ishida: ...Still in one piece over there?

Rukia: You blockhead!!!

Rukia: You just had to barge in here without clearance! Couldn't you have held out for a few more till I returned!?

Ichigo: ...Gimme a break, I didn't know you'd return...

Rukia: Of course I would!! Through hell and highwater!!

Rukia: Both Renji and I, we made this decision together a long time ago!

Rukia: Why didn't you show some patience...!?

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Rukia: At least give us that... We all have the same goal here...!

Ichigo: ...Yeah... ...Sorry.

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Rukia: ...Mmkay. You're off the hook.

Rukia: However, if there's a next time, don't expect the cush treatment frome me!

Rukia: Let's move out. Stop your gawking! Pick up your feet and let's save Inoue!

Ichigo: ...Oh yeah, I wanted to ask. Where'd the new look come from? Did you find that cape?

Rukia: Well... we were given some advice to cover up because of all the sand here...

Ichigo: Oh, by who?

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Rukia: ...My older brother.

Ichigo: W-wait! So Byakuya had a hand in you two getting here...!?

Renji: Urahara-san gave us passage here, but it was the Captain who got us into the Living World in the first place.

Rukia: He said... "I was only ordered to facilitate your withdrawal, nothing more."

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Rukia: "They never dictated what I was to do after the point." "You are free to do as you see fit."

Rukia: ------Yup...

Ichigo: Ooooooooo...

Ichigo: Well, well... That sly sonofagun...

Rukia: That and, "Hueco Mundo is no place for that whelp to be nosing around in."

Ichigo: That smartass...!

Rukia: ...Anyway...

Bawa: Huh!?

Rukia: Just who are these clowns?

Neru: Ehh...!

Neru: What... What was that for? Everyone here's so rude!

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Neru: Neru Tou!!

Dondochakka: Dondochakka!!

Pesshe: Pesshe Gatiiishe!! And together, we are...

Hollows: <G~A~R~B~L~E~D>
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NOTE: I can't see the kanji in LQ... Scanlators! When you typeset, Djudge recommended you take each of the Hollow brothers' suggestions and stack 'em all on top of each other for that BLARGH effect.
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Ichigo: So much for being in synch.

Neru: H-hold on! I thought we said it'd be "Bandit Nerudonbe!!"

Pesshe: The only thing I settled on was "Great Desert Brothers!!"

Dondochakka: Whatever it is, it needs "Three Brothers" in it!!

Ichigo: ...Well, uhh, they're all Hollows.

Rukia: Okay, I give in. What's their story?

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Bawa: Bawa~~~!! Bawa~~~~~~!!!

Neru: Ahhh, Bawabawa's throwing a fit

Pesshe: Don't cry!! We didn't leave you out!!

Dondochakka: Okaaaay! This time let's put Bawabawa in!

Hollows: <G~A~R~B~L~E~D, AGAIN>

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Ulquiorra: How curious, it looks good on you.

Orihime: Huh! H-have you been hanging around long!?

Ulquiorra: No. Cease your anxious chirping, you employ it to gross excess.

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Ulquiorra: I bring news.

Ulquiorra: Your comrades

Ulquiorra: have infiltrated Hueco Mundo.

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Orihime: ...But why...

Ishida: ...Finally made it...

Neru: Most excellent Bawabawa!! You outdid yourself this time!!

Rukia: ...Now the question is... what do we do about this wall here...

Rukia: I don't think they used Lethalite, though...
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NOTE: Y'know, that stuff they use in Soul Society, err Seireitei to be precise. When Rukia was locked up in the Senzaikyuu (Tower of Penitence) she was shackled with clamps and locked up in a chamber made of this reiatsu-inhibiting stuff! Some scan groups dubbed it "Bloodstone or Lethal Ore."
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Ichigo: Well if it's not not that stuff, then we can just cleave it apart!

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Ichigo: Get set, Renji!

Renji: Speak for yourself, I'm way ahead of you!

Ulquiorra: ...Isn't it simple?

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Ulquiorra: They're all here to make sure you come to no harm.

Ulquiorra: It is for that reason alone, that they put themselves in harm's way.

End of c247