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Translations: One Piece 917 by cnet128 , Gintama 698 (2)
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Gintama 672

Beware of Cryptocurrency.

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+ posted by Bomber D Rufi as translation on Feb 23, 2018 14:28 | Go to Gintama

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GINTAMA
Lesson 672: Beware of Cryptocurrency.
SORACHI HIDEAKI
(Side text- At the center of the government….)
{To continue…}
(Bottom text- The TV anime ‘Silver Soul arc” airs on TV Tokyo and it’s affiliates every Sunday night at 1:35!)
{To commemorate the organization of the National Diet congress hall…}
{Our leader…}
{The first Prime Minister…}
{Donald Zuramp-kun will address us with a greeting..}
(Sfx- Baaaann *thoook*)
Katsura: I am not Zuramp!!
I’m Katsuraaaaaaaaaa!!!

002
(Sfx- Zawa zawa *hustle bustle*)
Katsura: Uh…
My mistake….I just ended up falling back into old habits…
And when I said “Katsura” I meant the wig kind of Katsura, yeah.
I thought it was best to come out about it before the Bunshun, you see.
(Sfx- Puchiiinn *pluck*)
(TN- The Bunshun Kiichigo Awards are sort of the Japanese Equivalent to the Golden Raspberry Awards which give…well, notice and award bad movies with prizes.)
Katsura: I am the first Prime Minister of Japan, Donald Zurump.
I’d say something like I will be the one representing you all from this stage, however…
But I am of no more special or of any importance than all of you.
In fact I am the same as all of you.
A human who eats, shits, and goes to sleep.
Up until now we have elevated the Shogun into the position of king…
And relied on the government.
When things go badly we’d just blame the landlords…
Who live for themselves without taking responsibility for how the country is rather than how it should be.

003
Katsura: And consequently…
We lost our kings.
Who until the end bore the responsibility of protecting us upon their shoulders.
So we cannot let their sacrifices be in vain.
They said that this country no longer has a need for a shogun.
That everyone should decide on and take responsibility for their lives.
If we do not band together and support this country then an age where it cannot maintain itself will come.
That’s right, each and every person living in this country….
Will rise upon this stage…
As a little king.

004
Katsura: There is a little king within…
Each and every one of our hearts.
Live like them –as royalty without shame.
Create a country like they did –without shame.
When you many king joins hands…
That tragic past can turn into one of pride for them.
That day was not one where this country went to pieces under rubble, no…
It was the say that this country was reborn!!
(Sfx- Kuwaaaaaah *roaaaaar*)
(Sfx- Dooohh *thok*)
Dude: Eh?
Wait…that’s…
No way…!!

005
Terroist: You conmen who dare to distort our country….
Will receive divine punish---
Katsura: And of course…
(Sfx- Zurriihhh *shhhft*)
(Sfx- Paaaaan *thooooom*)
(Sfx- Goooaaaaaah *Craaash*)
Katsura: A new country will require the creation of new rules.
And that is this “Kenbou”.
It is here that I have written down the foundations necessary for what we will create from here on in.
(Sfx- Para para *Clatter*)
Katsura: These will be added to the appendixes of Jump, Sunday and Magazine so be sure to check each one.
Someone: Um…he was stabbed just now right? Wasn’t that an assassin---
(Sfx- Dododododo *thoooom*)
(Sfx- Kuwaaaaaah *roaaaaaar*)
Dudes: Donald Zuramp!!
Thieves that invade our country will be given divine punishmeeeeent!!
(Sfx- Dodododododo *blamblamblam*)

006
(Sfx- Dogyagaaaaah *baboooom*)
Katsura: The road we must travel upon is long and harsh…
But if we all lend each of our strengths…
(Sfx- Dodododododo *thothothoooom*)
(Sfx- Gyaan gyaahnn)
Katsura: We will….
Be able to arrive at our goals.
(Sfx- Ooooohhhh *fwhooooom*)
Katsura: So every---
(Sfx- Kyaaaah!)
(Sfx- Kuwaaaaahhh *roaaar*)
(Sfx- Gyaaahhh)
Terrorist: Is this your new country?
Must be one hell of a country if all it takes is a few bullets to bring it down.
(Sfx- Gachaa gachaaa *clack*)
Terroist: There’s no need for anyone else to get hurt…
We only want you.
Katsura: Heh…to think it is I who would have divine punishment wrought upon myself….
Though it’s not as if I can deny you gents this…
Although the direction you’re headed in is wrong, it isn’t wrong that there isn’t only one source of energy to move this country.
(Sfx- Pihh *ptft*)
Katsura: But let me give you a warning.

007
Katsura: True divine punishment isn’t nearly as naive as you make it.
Revolutionaries must be aware of the times.
And your methods of doling out punishment are already ancient.
You revolutionaries….
Are fired!!
(Sfx- Dododooooon *baboooooom*)
Matsudaira: You screwed up huh? I see.
Don’t let it get you down. There will be other chances.
And that’s the long and short of it –meet the princess’s rival.
The very first Prime Minister of our country –Donald Zuramp, AKA Katsura Kotarou.
Shinpachi: …see but you were the one leading the assassination of the prime minister. Rather than rival, you’re basically the mastermind, no?

008
Matsudaira: What fool would let a former terrorist run the country?
Sure his plans for restructuring has led to reforms,
But this is a completely different matter.
Shinpachi: And why are the guys who used to be on the same team…back at this again?
Matsudaira: Hey there are times where wolves will team up for a minute to take down the same prey, but once that prey is gone, it goes right back to being a territorial war.
Shinpachi: But he was your savor right? Back during the incident at Kokujyou island….
Katsura: You do understand Matsudaira…
What I am opening now isn’t the door to the cell that binds you, no…
It is to a new era.
Should we be able to escape this island and repair the country…
Matsudaira: Yeah, yeah. I’ll hear you out about the Bakufu or a new government or whatever.
That’s IF we live through this.
To be honest I really thought we’d die, so….
Shinpachi: SO THE BIRTH OF THIS MONSTER PRIME MINISTER WAS YOUR DOING?!
Matsudaira: No, but I was just saying what I had to back then.
I was thinking once he got the job then I’d just get rid of him after that, but the guy just doesn’t know how to die.
Shinpachi: THE NEW GOVERNMENT IS WAY SHADIER THAN THE OLD ONE EVER WAS?!
THEN ISN’T THE FATE OF THE SHINSENGUMI YOUR FAULT!?
Matsudaira: Once I eliminate that guy they’ll come back.
Actually I’m not even sure why I’m having this conversation with you Yorozuya, but here goes…

009
Matsudaira: Have you ever….killed a man?
Shinpachi: NOOOO?! WHAT ARE YOU TRYING TO MAKE ME AN ACCOMPLICE TO?!
Matsudaira: Do you think you’re here to make that kind of decision?
You got two choices. Do or Die.
Shinpachi: I WONT?!
Soyo: That’s enough Katakuriko.
That person remembered…
That promise…
Of back then.
Soyo: The king….still lives, huh?
That’s right…
We’ll do it for sure…
Please watch over us…
As we make a splendid country.

010
(Sfx- Gahahahahahah)
???: I gotcha…
Seems like Zura’s still makin’ Edo one fun place to be, huh?
Shinpachi: Uh, I don’t see how this is at all funny, Tatsuma-san. You’re just flitting around space so this is all someone else’s problem to you….
But there’s no way that we could live in a country that he’s created if this keeps up.
Tamako: I shall rewrite my data…
Shinpachi-sama has quit the Yorozuya and changed occupations to assassin.
Shinpachi: Could you please not make it sound so terrible? At least give a step by step explanation!
Tamako: Well, you did accept the money and you are waiting here at the rendezvous point.
Shinpachi: O—obviously because I want to stop this!!
Matsudaira: The princess mighta said that, but we’ve already prepared a weapon that you’ll go to the port to pick up from our comrades.
We can’t kill Katsura through halfassed methods…we’ve got a badass weapon from the best assassins in the underworld.
Shinpachi: Tatsuma-san, can’t you do something about this? You’re the only one who can stop him—Katsura-san now!!
If this keeps up, Edo will be drawn into a whirlpool of strife!! Where are you and what are you doing right now?!

011
Sakamoto: I’m uhhhh a little busy right now.
Shinpachi: With work?
Sakamoto: Just started some new business which has got me away from the Kaientai for a bit.
I’m on the boat “Espoir” right now tryin’ to get control of cryptocurrency.
Shinpachi: Well, ride that boat back to earth immediately, I’m begging you!
Sakamoto: Yeah, uh, the thing is the boat’s kiiiinda far out, and…
Right now I’m takin’ a stroll over a steel bar for a huge sum o’ money…
Shinpachi: YOU’RE BANKRUPT?!
Is it Bi**?! You tried getting into *bi**?!
Sakamoto: Hey, if it’s not too much trouble, could you help a guy out, Shinpachi-kun? You’re the only one I can rely on…
Shinpachi: BUT WE’RE THE ONES WHO NEED HELP HERE!!
Sakamoto: I getcha, okay,, how about this…you help me out, and I’ll help you.
Pretty sure Mutsu should be doin’ work on Earth about now, and…
(Sfx- FUhhh *wfft*)

012
(Sfx- Aaaaaaaaaahhhhhh)
(Sfx- Tsuhh suhh *beep beep*)
Tamako: I’ll rewrite my data. The captain of the Kaientai –Sakamoto Tatsuma has just died.
Shinpachi: DON’T SAY UNLUCKY THINGS, HE’S ALIVE, HE HAS TO BE!!
Even if he’s an idiot, it’ll be bad if he’s not around!!
Can’t anyone change this situation!!
He said Mutsu-san is around but how the heck do we contact her?!
Someone: Hey.
Are you the guy who’s supposed to accept this product?
{The underworld merchants…!!}
Shinpachi: N—no, you’ve got it all wrong, uh…
Tamako: Yes, we’re the Yorozuya who’ll do anything from killing to smuggling weapons.
Shinpachi: HEEEEEEY!!
Tamako: Hm? Did I say something that was incorrect?
Dudes: Boss, there seems to be a problem here…
???: Don’t worry about it. Just give them the product, and get the cash.

013
Mutsu: We don’t give a damn who the customer is or what they intend to use the product for…..
That’s just who we are –underworld merchants.
Shinpachi: IT’S YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOU!?
Why did things end up this way---forget being saved…
Who’d have thought Mutsu-san would be involved in this vortex too?!
Mutsuu: You earthlings aren’t the only ones who have been through a lot in the last two years…
We’ve had difficulties in space too.

014
Mutsuu: We got wrapped up in the collision of the broken down Amenotorifune…
And more than half of our ship was turned into space dust.
On top of that, a certain idiot tried to recoup our losses by sinking our remaining cash into cryptocurrency.
And as you can probably figure we ended up penniless.
There wasn’t much of a way to preserve the fleet like that so we disbanded temporarily,
So that everyone could work their means of gathering cash and we could restore the Kaientai.
Shinpachi: WHAT MEANS WERE YOU USING?! FORGET GETTING BACK TOGETHER, THAT’S A GROUP YOU NEVER RETURN FROM!!
Mutsu: Y’know before I was a volunteer with the Kaientai I had my own set of skills learned way back when…
Well….nothing wrong with a little bit of working in the grey….
Shinpachi: BUT THAT’S CLEARLY A PIRATE MARK DRAWN ON YOUR BACK?! YOU’RE BASICALLY LIVING IN THE DEEPEST DARKNESS?!
Mutsu: I don’t wanna hear that from you who’s an assassin now.
Shinpachi: That’s not it…
Mutsu: Well, we can both commiserate in how our stupid bosses got us into this mess, huh?
Geez, just what the hell did the Joi patriot four gather together to do?
They’ll bust their asses on the battle field….
But in a peaceful world one of those guys drives his business into the ground and has to sell his body to avoid bankruptcy…
The other is a terrorist who’s gunning to be a politician…
And then the other two just up and disappear somewhere and no one has seen them again.
Did you not know?
It wasn’t just your general who disappeared over the last two years…

015
Mutsu: Or well, strictly speaking…
Should I say it’s his corpse that disappeared?
That guy suffered injuries that left him at the brink of death during his fight with the Liberation front.
It was a miracle that he was still alive.
He could no longer move…
So all that waited for him after that was death.
Though at that time…
I surely saw him.
In the shaking annals of that ship…
That man…
Wouldn’t stop walking.

016
Mutsu: That was the last time I saw him.
After the war we searched the ship…
And never found him, or his corpse.
Mutsu: Shinpachi…
Where have your generals gone?
Shinpachi: Those two….
Are you saying they had the same reason to disappear?
That Takasugi-san…
Is still alive, somewhere?
Mutsuu: I haven’t a clue.
However, I’m feeling a vague sense of apprehension.
We’ve been smuggling weapons too, you see….
It’s almost as if a political faction is gathering firepower for their own influence.
As if they’re vigorously preparing for war to start.

017
Mutsu: If that’s the case then…
Probably everyone can feel it…
That…
Perhaps nothing has ended yet.
Shinpachi: Mutsu-san…!!
Mutsu: It’s like I said, we don’t care who the customer is, or what they’ll use the product for…we’re just underworld merchants who sell to the highest bidder.
(Sfx- Dododooohhh *thoooom*)
Mutsu: Take it.
As ordered it’s the strongest weapon we could lay our hands on.

018
Mutsu: With that, any defense, strict VIPs or assassins don’t stand a chance…
Hell, it’d be easy to annihilate a country with it.
Shinpachi: Th---
This is…
Mutsu: On that note…
It ca an even deal with vague senses of apprehension.
And…
Blow them clean away.
(Sfx- Paapaaaaaan *karaaaaaah*)
(Sfx- Doshaaaah *thuddd*)
Shinpachi: Buraaaagh!!
(Sfx- Pushiiii *blooorshi*)

019
????: I do not want to see a creepy face…
Upon just waking up, yes?
(Sfx- Mukuhhhh *wifft*)
(Sfx- Zaa zaa zaa zaa *tptptp*)
(Sfx- Zaaaah *sssffft*)
(Side text- Upon the place of their fates once again….)
GINTAMA LESSON 672…………….END.

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