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Title: Strangely 1 The Law of Horror
Mimio: So this is the haunted hospital you guys were talking about!!
Mimio: You guys sure like to hang out in places like this~~~~~
Bandanna Punk: There's also a morgue here. Wanna go and take a look, Mimio?
Mimio: Wow~~~ There sure are loads of them roaming around here
Round Face Spirit: Tehehehehehe
Dead-man-walking ghost: Yo
Mimio: Exactly what you would expect from an abandoned hospital
Punk: Since no one comes here, we get to do stuff like nude parties and treasure huntings
Punk: An abondoned building at night is like a paradise for us
Bandanna Punk: Here's the morgue. It's the first time for you, Mimio, isn't it?
Mimio: Sure, we'll end up here when we die, too
Kaori (the girl): Kyaaa
Bandanna Punk: Oh, there's someone already here
Takeru (the guy with white shirt): What the!! It's just some guy!!
Takeru: The three of us are just doing a bit of ghost hunting here
Bandanna Punk: That so. I figured that you guys probably aren't here for a date
Door SFX: *Doors shut*
Bandanna Punk: What the?
Takeru: It's the door
Mimio: Why can't I open it? It must be locked or something
Bandanna Punk: You're kidding!?
Punk: The hell, man?
Punk: Why did the door get locked by itself?
Punk: We can't get out!!
Ghastly Voice: No return for you~~~ No return~~~~~
Takeshi (Dark Sweater dude): What now!?
Takeru: What's that sound!?
Ghastly Voice: You'll all die one by one...... Hehehehe
Takeru: This must be the evil spirit!!
Kaori: I told you guys I didn't wanna come!!
Mimio: She said no and yet you took her here. You're such a dick
Takeru: It's ok, Kaori-chan
Takeru: The three of us are currently protected by a certain law
Punks: A law!?
Takeru: The law states that punks get it first
Bandanna Punk: Say... Say what!!
Takeru: What are you mumbling about? You got a problem with me, huh?
Mimio: Hold it
Mimio: It's like the dude said. The Law of Horror does exist
Mimio: Haven't you seen those horror films?
Panel Text: The punks who were the antagonists in the film...!!
Words on the skull: Effort Friendship Victory
Words on shirts: Punk
Punk in the middle: Da---d---dy!
Panel Text: They were always ones who died of a horrible death!!
Mimio: If we continue to act as punkish as we are right now, we'll die for sure!!
Mimio: We have to do stuff that would overturn the Law of Horror!!
Mohawk Punk: Inside a room with a girl......
Egghead Punk: My balls are aching for action
Mimio: You guys!! Chill out!!
Mimio: Acting like a perv in this situation is like egging death on!!
Mimio: We first need to change appearances to fight the Law of Horror!!
Mimio: And to break the horror mood, we'll need to laugh like nuts whilst cleaning the place up!!
Punks SFX: Ha----Ha Ha Ha
Mimio: However you look at it, we're just a happy bunch of do-gooders!!
Takeru: Hey, look!! This airduct might lead to a way out!
Takeshi: Alright Takeru!! Let me check it out!!
Takeru: Go for it, Takeshi!!
Takeshi: Leave it to me!!
Punks: Even the Law of Horror wouldn't come for those who are doing a flashy move like this!!
Punks: The Law of Horror can still show some mercy and sympathy!!
Takeshi SFX from airduct: Guhwaaaaaa
Takeru: Ack!! It's Takeshi's scream~~~~!!
Kaori: Nooooo~~~! We're all going to die!!
Takeru: It's ok!! These punks will be the ones getting killed while we two survive by following the Law
Mimio: You annoying piece of crap!!
Kaori SFX: Kyaaa---
Mimio: Well~~~~ now!! Let's see a fugly asshole like you stay safe and alive with just some underwear!!
Bandanna Punk: Mimio!! You gonna be ok after doing bad stuff like that!?
Mimio: Hell yeah!!
Panel Text: My lovely sister and dearest dog are waiting for me with all their hearts......!!
Panel Text: There's someone waiting for me out there!!
Takeru: What the hell!?
Panel Text: Why yes......!!
Panel Text: I also have someone waiting for me!!
Panel Text: My sick mother is all alone, waiting for my return!!
Takeru: I should be the last one standing......!!
Panel Text: I have my dream of becoming a shoujo mangaka!!
Panel Text: Who's gonna feed my pill-bugs if I die!?
Punks: Even punks should have the right to live a dignified life!!
Punks SFX: ooooooooohhhh
Bandanna Punk: Hey!! The door's open......!! What's going on!?
Punk: We've defied the Law of Horror!!
Punk: We're free!!
Spirit of LoH: Everyone! I am the Spirit of the Law of Horror.....
DeroDero Monster Index 1
The Spirit of the Law of Horror
The Great-Fiend who lords over the Law of Horror, dictating films as well as movies and mangas. Lives at various famous haunted spots.
Spirit of LoH: This time, I'm suprised by your actions... and overwhelmed by your emotions
Spirit of LoH: Whilst I hated punks, this experience has changed my preconceptions
Spirit of LoH: I'll consider making modifications to the Law
Punks: Awesome!! Our power has changed the Law of Horror!!
Punks: Al~~~~right! Let's head home with pride!!
Thus, all the punks successfully managed to stayed alive
Small Text Kaori: I really don't get it...
Mimio: I got locked out......!!
The lovely sister didn't bother to wait
Strangely 1 The End