Naruto 158

Title: I won't forgive ya...!!
Caption: In a world in turmoil, a shinobi appears: Shodai Hokage... His great ideal is the starting point of everything...!!

Caption: A request comes out of the blue. How will Tsunade answer it?

Jiraiya: So what do you say, Tsunade?
Shizune: ....... (Tsunade-sama)
Naruto: Uuuuuuuh...
Tsunade: Not happening./ Answer's no!

Jiraiya, Shizune, Tonton, Naruto: !
Jiraiya: That line brings back memories.../ Like how you refused me back in the day, when I asked you out, you know.
Naruto: Aaaaahhh./ What happens to "information" or whatever?! What the heck's going on, fer cryin' out loud?!// Forget about it! We were s'posed ta bring 'er back to the village to take care of Sasuke and Kakashi-sensei, right?!/ Now you ask her to become Hokage, what the hell?! ... And the icing on the cake: she says no!!

Shizune: ....//(... Tsunade-sama.../ Please tell me you're not considering Orochimaru's deal...)
Jiraya: No need to freak out like that./ Tsunade is the only possible choice for the Godaime's job.// She played a great part in Konoha's victories during the horror that was the warring era... She is yet to find her match in combat medical techniques./ On top of that, Tsunade, here, is by blood the most legitimate choice, as Shodai Hokage's granddaughter and a shinobi of Konoha...

Naruto: !
Jiraiya: If she becomes Hokage, she'll return to the village./ And when she does, it's gonna be just like you said. You can ask her to take care of those two, right?// Plus the decision comes from the highest authority, the advisors./ A Genin like you has absolutely no say in the matter...

*skulk*
Tsunade: Hmph... Jiraiya./ ... This kid is something of a step down from your previous disciple... In brains, in the way he talks. And in looks too, while we're at it.
Naruto: Say wuuuut!
Jiraiya: Being compared to Yondaime would be tough for anyone, right?// Capable shinobi such as him appear only once in a generation, after all.../Jutsu were something he was so talented at. He was smart... and really popular. And well... He was about as handsome as myself, he was.
Tsunade: ...... But even a guy like Yondaime died. Just like that...

Tsunade: Going as far as putting his life on the line for the village...
Naruto: ........
Tsunade: Money and life are two different things...
Shizune: .....
Tsunade: Putting your life on the table and forfeiting it at the drop of a hat... That's for morons.

Tsunade: My granddad and Nidaime... More than anything else they wanted and end to the war... They just died for nothing. Halfway through. For the village.
Jiraiya: You've changed, Tsunade...... I don't know what's going on through your head, but what you did say aloud was quite something.
Tsunade: Hmph. I don't look like it, but I'm 50, you know.../ People change, with time.
Jiraiya: .......
Tsunade: Same goes for Sarutobi-sensei./ The senile old man tried to be smart. Now he's dead!
Jiraya: *stare*

*tremble* *tremble* *tremble*
Tsunade: I shit on the Hokage. Only a retard would want that job. (tn: She's right, when you think about it. A Kage is essentially a walking target. LOL)
*VLAM*
*STEP*

*clasp* *BLAM*
Naruto: gasp// WAAAAARGH!!! Let goooo!!!!
Jiraiya: Hold it. This is an inn, right here.
Customer: Wha... What is it?
Other customer: What's going on?
Tsunade: Hmph...
Shizune: Tsunade-sama...!
Naruto: If anyone bad-mouths gramps or Yondaime or whoever in front of me......
Tsunade: .......

Naruto: Woman or not, I don't give a damn!!/ I'm gonna kick their ass big time!!! *CRACK*

Tsunade, Jiraiya, Shizune, Tonton: .........
Naruto: .......
Tsunade: Coming at me of all people... Some spirit you got there.../ Let's take this outside, kiddo...
Shizune: ... Tsunade-sama!
Naruto: Gh...!!

Jiraiya: ...../ Aah....
Tsunade: I may not look like it, but I used to count as one of the Sannin./ I can't go all-out against a Genin.
Naruto: Say wuuut!!
Tsunade: One finger will be more than enough. *swip*
Naruto: ..... *clasp* *SWOOSH* *SWIP*

*clasp*
Naruto: Enough of your bullshit!! *swish*
*SWOOSH* *SWISH*
*slip*
Naruto: Oww! *pah* *swish*
*clasp*
*CLANG*
Naruto: Crap! *grr*
Naruto: ! **grrr*
Naruto: Gwaah! *PASH*

Shizune: Tsunade-sama... *RUMBLERUMBLERUMBLE*
Naruto: Uuh... (A forehead poke...? Bitch)// ! *swish
Naruto: !! *chak* *clang*

Tsunade: ... Hey, kid..../ I've got a question for you before you pass out.
Jiraiya: .......!
Tsunade: Why.../ Why do you get so fired up about the Hokage?
Naruto: Cause unlike you... *pant *pant* I'll definitely get to become Hokage...
Tsunade: ....... *startle*

Naruto: Cause becoming Hokage is my dream.

Jiraiya: .....
Shizune: ....... (That kid...)
Tonton: ... Oink...

Tsunade: ....
Naruto: ?! (Whaddayaknow! An opening...!//... I'll use that technique, then...//Concentrate... *Swish*

*GAH* *GAH* GAH*
Jiraiya: ......
Tsunade: !
Naruto: Haaaaa!!
Tsunade: !! (Wha... That jutsu, that's...!!) *STEP*
Naruto: Eat that!!