You might be a god, but aren't you a tiny tit god, and a misfortune god?
-> RTS Page for Binbougami Ga 1
This is for CxC's use only.
panel1) Since ancient times, Japan was known as the land of the gods. // From the mountains to the sea, to even a single tree or a pebble in the road was said to have a god in it. // It was believed that gods were in every visible thing.
panel2) The land of the misfortune gods.
b1) Right now, the human world's luck is out of balance.
b2) It's our duty to make sure that balance stays in check, // so Momoji, please head to the human world.
b1) Truthfully, this is a pain in the ass...
b2) Well, that was blunt.
b3) Anyway, you need to head to where she is.
b4) She's the one causing the disruption in the balance,
b6) Sakura Ichiko. You need to get to her now.
title) You might be a god, but aren't you a tiny tit god, and not a misfortune god?
panel) Why is this girl stuffing her chest with watermelons!? // Yeah right... those are the real deal. Ha ha ha! They're amazing.
b2) I can't stand this chick!
b3) Come on, don't get jealous.
b4) Well whatever, let me get to work.
b5) Yeah, please do.
b6) Oh yeah.
b7) Can I return that dvd that I borrowed from blockbuster?
b8) GET YOUR LAZY ASS ON THE JOB!!!
panel) The human world, Butsume high school.
b1) Have a good day at school, my lady.
b2) Yeah, I'll be on my way.
b1) GOOD MORNING, SAKURA-SAN!!
b2,3) GOOD MORNING!!
b4) Good morning.
b5) We have your shoe's ready for you!
b6) I'll hold your bag for you!
b7) Thanks for always doing this.
panel1) I'm going to hold her bag for her!! // NO, ME!! // I WILL!!!
panel2) What's that? // From the start of the day?
b1) Even your pronunciation was perfect!
b6) She really pisses me off...
b2) Sakura Ichiko.
b3) Oh, Titty-ko.
b4) Yeah, she's been going around like she owns the place lately.
b5) Since her tits are so big, she should at least be dumb.
b6) I wish she'd just die.
b7) Like someone would hold a magnifying glass on an ant.
b8) Or someone would tie her up with weights and dump her with in the ocean.
b9) I hear her eyesight is really good too. // 20/20.
b0) Is she a Mongolian!?
b1) I bet she's possessed by some demon!
b2) Kyah hah hah hah!
b3) Anyway, about tonight...
b1) AH HA HA HA HA HA!!! THIS IS WHY I CAN'T STAND PEOPLE WHO CAN ONLY LOOK UP AT ME AND COMPLAIN!!
b2) DON'T YOU REALIZE YOUR JEALOUSY AND ENVY IS WHAT FUELS ME TO STAY ON TOP!!?
b3) THESE 16 YEARS OF MY LIFE HAS BEEN NOTHING BUT GOOD LUCK!!
panel) I was born beautiful!! And intelligent!! And I've never been sick!! (I shouldn't compliment myself!? Oh, I'm SOOO sorry! //I have a body good enough to be though of as a foreigner!! // I've never once been troubled about men or money! I don't even know the meaning of 'hard work'! There have always only been open doors in front of me! // I have enough men and money to last 10 lifetimes.
b4) Is this what it means to live a rosy life?
panel sfx.) ding dong dang don.
b5) Damn, break is over.
b6) Well, whatever the case. People are NOT all equal. // If you want to hate someone, hate yourself for being born into your poor circumstances.
b2) What... // THE F^&K!!!!?
b1) Huh... W-what the!?
b3) Was that?
b4) Would you like some misfortune?
b5) To the little girl that's looked down on life, // would you like some misfortune?
b6) I've come to make you equal to those around you.
b7) Have you been well? // Huh?
b1) W-W-W-W-W-W-WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT!? // A toilet spirit that comes out during the day!?
b2) Sensei! Please help me!!
b3) There's some creep in the girl's bathroom!
b4) Excuse me?
b5) WHAT WAS THAT!!!!?
b6) OHHHHHHH!!!! I'm going to save Sakura-san from this creep!!!
b7,8) No, I am!!
b9) YOU GUYS ARE SUPPOSED TO BE IN CLASS!!!
b0) What... // there's no one here.
b1) Seriously, what was all the fuss about?
panel1) You guys, get back to class.
b2) Ichiko-sama, // the bath has been prepared.
b3) Thanks, Suwano.
b4) ...so what the hell was that anyway? A daydream? // It was a little to real to be though...
b5) Is there something wrong? Is there something bothering you?
b6) No, it's nothing.
b1) I think I might be able to help with what ev...
b4) I'm glad that you're worried about me, but... // YOU NEED TO GET OUT!!
b6) I can't believe what I was doing! // I'll leave your towel out here.
b7) Right, right.
panel) What do you mean "whoa"?
b2) This feels so good.
b4) teehee // Did I do that right?
b5) gy... // GYAHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!
B1) WHERE THE HELL DID YOU COME FROM!!? HOW DARE YOU ENTER A GIRL'S BATH!!!!?
b2) blub blub blub blub blub blub (I'm a girl too, you know.)
b3) What is going on, Ichiko-sama!?
b4) A SICK PERVERT HAS SHOWED UP!!!!
b6) I DON'T EVER WANT TO SEE YOU HERE AGAIN!!!
b7) Damn you! okay, if you want play that way...
panel sfx.) ding dong
b8) Excuse me! // Who's there? // The idol Momiji from the misfortune god world! // Please come in!
b1) Thank you.
b2) WHOA!! // wha...
b3) What the...
b4) YOU DAMN MONSTER!!!
b5) What a shame!! You can't hit me while I'm in this form!
b6) The downside is, I can't do anything either.
b7) ...you? // Just who the hell are you?
b8) I'm Momiji, the misfortune god. // I've come from the land of the gods.
b1) A misfortune god!?
b2) One of the myriad of gods that have existed in japan since times past.
b3) So, what does a misfortune god want from me?
b4) I've come...
b5) to turn you into a regular person.
b6) You mean, you've come to make fun of me.
b7) This is one of the misfortune god's items, it's called a scouter. // It allows you to see the amount of good and bad energy in a thing.
b1) What energy?
b2) Good and bad energy. // Every living thing is born with a certain amount of both.
b3) As their names suggest, // good energy will make people happy.
b4) Whereas bad energy will bring about misfortune. // However...
b5) Yeah, this amount is off the charts.
panel) Good energy count // 9,999,999 // Sakura Ichiko // Height: 5'2 // Breasts: 36DD // Waist: 6 // Hips: 8. -bubbles read: happiness, luck, money, and intelligence.-
-if u haven't already noticed, these are American measurements-
b6) On top of that, while a little bit, you're also absorbing good energy from the things around you.
b7) Stop talking nonsense!!
b1) What on earth can you possibly see with these silly specs...!?
panel) Bad energy count // 9,999,999 // Momiji // Height: 5'2 // Breasts: 30AA // Wasit: 5 // Hips: 7. -bubbles read: sadness, loss, sickness, and death.
b2) What a dirty aura!
b3) Sigh... // Please listen carefully to what I have to say.
b4) The balance of the energies in this city are totally off,
b5) and the cause of it is you, // Sakura Ichiko.
b6) Huh? // What are you saying?
b1) An error of the gods is all I can call it.
paper) breasts // normal person.
b2) The good energy that you possess is WAY higher than that of a normal person. // But if that was it, there'd be no problem. The real problem is that you absorb that energy from those around you and increase the amount you already have.
b3) Are you kidding?
b4) WAIT A MINUTE!! Then does that mean my sweet lucky life I've had until now, // is all because of the good energy?
b5) ...In a nutshell. -small print- What kind of life is that?
b6) Then how about I ask the opposite,
b7) have you done anything yourself to gain all that you have right now?
b1) what will happen to me if I let you take my good energy?
b2) Let's take a look.
b3) Tonight's news caster is Momiji.
b4) In the near future, after Sakura Ichiko fails to get into the college's she wants, // she loses her house and has to live on the streets.
b5) While living the life of a vagabond, she luckily comes upon a generous man (laughs) that opens his house to her.
panel) Occupation unknown.
b6) After some time passes, she marries the man and has 5 kids with him, and starts to live happily (gut bursting laughter) ever after.
b7) I LOOK TOO TIRED TO EVEN BOTHER FIGHTING BACK!!!
b1) Totally worn out from her daily life, Ichiko's favorite phrase has become "Your mom used to be popular when she was young".
b3) HELL NO!!!!!! THAT'S THE LAST THING I WANT TO SEE!!!!!
panel) Hey wait a minute! Does she really think I'll just say "Sure, here you go." after seeing this!? // Like hell I will! This is mine! I'm not going to give this good energy to anyone! I don't give damn what happens to anyone else! If I -( )- Because -( )- Perfect -( )- My own
b4) ...So if a unhappy future like this was waiting,
b5) I'd be pretty happy.
b6) THIS IS WHAT YOU WANT FOR YOURSELF!!?
b7) Well, even if that isn't accurate, something like that will happen. // It's to be expected the opposite for all the good things that you've had until now, right?
b8) uh... yeah.
b9) Hey now, listen. // That isn't the real problem here.
b1) The aggregate energy is a specific amount that's divided among all humans!
b2) Although you're not doing it on purpose, but if you continue to absorb the good energy from those around you, // you'll make the special people around you unhappy!
b3) DAH!! I'm sitting here quietly listening to you, and all you're doing is insulting me, you... // damn misfortune god!! -yeah, she says the title of the manga here. As u can c, it didn't come out well.-
b4) -small print- pfft. // I get it. // You might be a god, but aren't you a tiny tit god, and not a misfortune god?
b5) The 'F' in f-cup is mt.Fuji's F!!!
b1) Do you want me to take ALL of your energy? fatso!?
b2) You were dead serious when you said that, weren't you!? I'm really sensitive about that!!
b4) my mission is twofold!! // One is to prevent you from taking other people's good energy.
b5) The second is to take that ridiculously huge amount of good energy, // and return it to the place it's supposed to be.
b6) What's the nasty look bear for?
b2) WHAT NOW!?
b3) A misfortune god must use items, // or else we can't take good energy from anything.
b4) This item is... um, 'Tanaka-san, it's time for the injection...of death!'
b5) She thought of that while speaking.
b6) Anyway, I'm going to take your good energy using this.
b7) WHAT THE!?
b8) HEY!! Are you sure I'll be alright after I get stuck with that thing!?
b1) It's quite alright!! It's made so that you'll be able to feel that pain!!
b2) HUUUH!? What the hell is that!? // You're just trying to stab me to death now!!!
b3) I think they put you in the wrong department, you're a reaper, not a...
b5) WAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!! -small print- It moved!!?
b6) Nice, Kumagai!! // Hold her there!
b1) NO // WAY // IN HELL!!!!
b3) Kumagai!! I need you now!
b4) I need the police!! No, an exorcist!! // Whomever, I need someone right...
panel) No, this won't work!! She can easily pass through walls!!
b1) There are plenty of ways...
b2) for me to get through barriers!!!
b3) THEN ACTUALLY PASS THROUGH IT!!!
b1) Give it up already!
bubble sfx.1) slip
bubble sfx.2) crack
b2) Huh? Why is there soap out here!?
b4) You little..
b6) Suwano, get up!
b7) Huh? Why am I out here? -small print- and dressed like this?
b8) Don't just sit there dazed out... // Go throw these away.
b9) This is...
b1) You have friends with some nice hobbies! -small print- A nurse, huh?
b2) How on earth did you come to that conclusion, you dirty old man!!?
b3) OW!!! // Stupid little girl! Don't you dare think that you've gotten rid of me with this!
b4) And why the hell am I being driven somewhere? -small print- I'm a god you know?
book) However, that girl's good energy is // way above your bad energy.
b5) I don't want to admit it, but... // is she the reincarnation of a fortune god or something?
b1) What the hell are you smirking for? // Open your eyes and drive!
b2) Please forgive me.
b3) This is the first time that Ichiko-sama has brought a friend home. I couldn't help but smile.
b4) We're NOT friends!
b5) You're her butler, right? I feel sorry for you. // Having to take care of that lazy dog all year long.
b6) No need to fell sorry for me. Besides, // I've been with Ichiko-sama ever since she was born.
b7) Now I'm starting to pity you.
b8) That's not true, from her good times to her bad times,
panel) Eat your peppers! // You need to be able to defend yourself at all times!
b9) they were all memories of Ichiko-sama to me.
b1) Even after she got accepted to high school, // she still wanted this old man to stay with her.
b2) Being able to watch over her as she grows,
b3) is my greatest joy.
b4) Please remain friends with her from now on.
b5) Like I said, we're NOT friends!!
b6) She always puts up a front of being strong;
b7) however, she really does love company.
b8) Yeah right.
b1) By the way,
b2) where should I have been heading?
b3) YOU'RE ASKING THAT NOW!?
b4) I'm back.
b6) Don't you ever let that step foot in here again!
b7) Are you still saying things like that... She's such a nice friend too.
b8) She's not nice! She's an enemy!
b9) Right... // Oh, that's right!
b1) Tomorrow is your birthday.
b2) Oh yeah.
b1) I'm looking forward to your nasty food!
b2) Yeah, I'll do my absolute best for you.
b3) ow. // mmmmmmmmmm.
b5) HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!
b1) Happy birthday to you!
b2) shut up.
b3) KEEP IT DOWN YOU GUYS!! SAKURA-SAN LIKE THE JAPANESE STYLE BETTER!!
b4) Shut up.
left of panel) What's the japanese style?
5b) Here! A little present that shows my feelings for you!
b6) Too heavy.
b7) Besides, do you guys plan on making me carry all this home by myself?
b8) (Because it's a pain) Send it to my house.
b9) We're in the middle of class.
b0) As you wish!!
b2) If that fool wasn't here, things would be perfect.
b3) fuh fuh fuh! Everything is complete! // I can just imagine what she'll look like when she gets caught in this! I'll pay you back 10X for what you did to me!!
b1) Misfortune god's item: 'Gabriel 2003'. // Not only does it suck out good energy, it also gives severe pain to the person it caches.
b2) Kumagai, // are you as excited as...
book1) There's also a chance that // the butler will fall into it.
b3) Oh yeah...
book2) A very good chance too.
bubble sfx.) crash
b4) Please excuse the intrusion.
b3) Oh boy.
b4) What the!!?
b1) Something just flew in here!!
b2) Sakura-san, are you alright?
b3) Geh! It's Kumagai!
book1) I have something I need to tell you.
b4) W-what is it?
bubble sfx.) flip
book2) Your butler collapsed, // go to the hospital.
b5) H-HEY! Sakura!!
b6) WHERE ARE YOU GOING!?
b7) What was that!? // Stroke?
b8) Or is this her doing!!? // What's going on here!? (x3)
b1) I can't believe I did that.
b2) I normally wouldn't do something like this.
b3) Acute myocardial infarction? -a heart attack for u layman's out there-
b4) The only good thing about this entire ordeal is that he was found quickly.
b5) There's the danger of of other veins clogging, so we're going to perform surgery as soon as we can. // It goes without saying that we'll do the best we can... but,
b1) We don't know if he'll be able to make it through the procedure...
b2) So please keep that in mind, just in case.
b3) Does he have any other family?
b4) No, he doesn't.
panel1) What are you doing, Suwano?
b5) 4 years ago, his wife died. // I'm the closest thing to family he has.
panel2) Why are you sleeping over there?
panel3) That isn't where your bed is.
bubble sfx.) gacha
sign) Happy birthday, Ichiko-sama! Suwano.
b1) ...sweet. // it's so sweet!
b2) Suwano, I think you used too much sugar.
b3) In fact, it's too big!
panel) You really did do your absolute best, didn't you?
b4) What the hell were you thinking? // When you come home, you're getting an earfull..
b6) You know what Suwano?
7b) Today's my birthday.
b1) I hate both mommy and daddy!
b2) Today's my birthday and they're not here!!
b3) That can't be helped, they're both very busy people.
b4) It was the same last year, and the year before that!!
b5) Suwano, stay with me!
b6) You'll always stay with me, right?
b7) Of course I will. // I'll always be with you, Ichiko-sama.
b2) I don't want you to die!
b3) Too sweet!
b4) It's sweeter than a swindler's speech.
b1) what do you think you're doing?
b2) I'm eating some cake.
b3) Are you the one that did it?
b4) No, I didn't.
b5) YOU'RE THE ONE THAT MADE SUWANO LIKE THAT, RIGHT!?
b6) NO, I DIDN'T.
b7) IT WAS YOU.
b8) I warned you, didn't I?
b9) Put simply, if you absorb good energy from other people, good thins will keep happening. // However, people are born with both energies.
panel) -bubble- LUCKY!!! // I studied this last night! // I did it! // Oh, twins! box) Limited edition // paper) Lottery
b1) So of course, when all the good energy is gone, only bad things will happen. // In Suwano's case, it happened as one major thing.
b2) Suwano only has bad energy left now. // You took all of his good energy.
b3) All.. of it?
b4) If you just happened to pass him in the streets, then you wouldn't have taken much from him. // However, you've been living together all these years, right?
b5) Besides, // happiness is something that's to be shared between people.
b6) It doesn't matter how good the food you eat is, or how big the house you live in is, if there's no one to share that happiness with, it's like you don't have any at all.
b1) At least you had Suwano... but you just destroyed that.
b2) So please try to understand. // There's a difference between one person's luck, and happiness shared between people.
b4) Don't... // DON'T...
b5) DON'T MAKE IT SOUND LIKE...
b6) I'VE ONLY BEEN UNHAPPY!!!!!!
b1) Would you please start taking this seriously?
b2) guh -small print- dammit!
b3) Do you // want to make more people end up like Suwano did?
b5) Fine... do whatever you want.
b6) That's a good decision.
b8) You filled up the biggest size syringe
b1) Thanks for your cooperation. Because I took such a large amount of energy in one sitting, // bad things will happen to you frequently now.
b2) But if you take your time and do things properly, you'll be able to live a normal life again. But this time like everybody else.
b3) That's good to hear.
b4) I was thinking how I'd like to be normal... // I was getting tired of being treated special.
b5) This was a good lesson.
b1) LIKE HELL THAT'LL HAPPEN, FOOL!!!!!!
b2) How stupid of you.
b3) I can't believe you would turn your back on me like that!!
b4) If you're asking me to give this to a misfortune god, then I'd rather rule the world!
b6) ha ha, what's this? // You mean to tell me that... // you want to see me...
bubble sfx.1,2) hnngh
b1) TRULY ANGRYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!?
-please don't make me angry, you wouldn't like to see me when I'm angry-
b2) Tsk! // I'll definitely get away from you!! // Huh... what the!?
b1,2 +panel) meow
b3) I've given up on making you unhappy...
b4) I'M GOING TO KILL YOU!!!
panel2) Wouldn't that make you a grim reaper now? Like I care? People always mistake me for one anyway. On my last job I was always called a grim reaper!
arrow) Speed up.
b1) What on earth is this!!?
b3) Is this a black cat march!?
b5) She got away!
b6) Well, it's not like I don't know where she's going...
b7) FIND HER!! WHOEVER FINDS HER WILL BE RICHLY REWARDED!! // A WHOLE YEAR'S WORTH!!!
b8) Yuki-chan, // what are you doing?
b9) Ms. nurse, look, look!
b0) I found a 4-leaf clover! // Here, you can have it!
b1) Thank you.
b2) H-Hey! // You there!
b3) Oww... something must be broken.
b5) That was mean.
b6) The operating room...
7b) That way!
b8) You really got me back there.
b1) Do you plan on saving Suwano with that? // So that means that was on purpose.
b2) We can't take or give energy without tools.
b3) So you'd be able to take out your good energy, // you purposely let me use the siringe on you! // No wonder you were so obedient back there.
b4) Hah! Is that so...
b5) Then I can use this to save Suwano!
b6) I kept asking myself on the way here if I could really do that or not.
b8) Whatever the case,
b9) I wasn't going to let you have your way!!!
b1) Oh boy,
b2) I wonder if a written apology will suffice for this?
b3) Oh. // I'm starting to feel warm now.
b1) NOWAHHHHHHH!? WHAT THE HELL IS THIS!!?
b2) THE TREES ARE BLOOMING!!? -small print- But they've all bloomed and fallen already!
b3) W-what is going on here?
b4) Nurse, Look, Look!!
b5) They're all 4-leaf clovers!!
b7) Huh? It doesn't hurt anymore.
b8) You can walk normally!!
b9) You have a malignant tumor here...
1b) WHAT THE!? IT'S GONE!!
panel) I FEEL GREAT! // grandpa.
b1) Don't give up, Suwano.
b2) Ahh, look here,
b3) it's Ichiko-sama. -small print- both of you.
b4) You better come back to me!
b5) You'll have hell to pay if you don't listen to me!
panel sfx.) beep(x3)
sign) Suwano Kikunoshin
b2) You're totally fine! I feel dumb for worrying about you.
b3) I-Ichiko sama, please don't do that!
b4) But, since it was my fault that your birthday was ruined, // I'll take whatever punishment you feel is necessary.
b1) That's right... // Okay then Suwano,
b3) Starting today, you're fired.
b5) Excuse me?
b6) Because, // your cake is too sweet.
b7) You collapsed on my birthday. // You brazenly walk in on me while I'm taking a bath.
b8) And if... // If you try, you can live for another 30 years or so.
b9) So move out to the countryside where the air is good...
b0) Find... another woman... to marry... okay?
b2) Thank you.
b3) This... // is where you supposed to get mad and say something like "I've never heard such a ridiculous story!"
b6) I guess you're right.
b7) Ichiko-sama. Thanks for the time I was able to spend with you.
b8) Yeah... // me... too.
b1) This is the right thing to do.
b2) If he stays with me, he'll end up in the same place again.
b3) This is definitely the best thing to do. // It's nothing big.
b4) In fact, I've practically been alone all this time anyway. // That's right,
b5) this is nothing special.
panel) 1 week later.
b1) That misfortune god hasn't been around since then either, did she go home?
b2) A week huh? Once you get used to it, living alone is nothing.
b3) I'm home
b4) Welcome back.
b5) You're back early today. // Will you have dinner? Take a bath? Or will you...
b6) become unhappy?
b7) ha ha ha! of course // I // will
b1) WHAT THE HELL DO YOU THINK YOU'RE DOING!!?
b2) DIDN'T YOU RETURN TO YOUR LAND!?
b3) Why would I return? Nothing has been taken care of yet. // I just needed to prepare a couple of things.
b4) Yeah, I knew the good energy would have returned to you.
b6) Most of the energy you used that time has returned to you.
board) Old man // Breasts (most)
b7) Huh? Really? Th-then...
b8) Are you going to let me take another swipe at you?
b9) Hell no!
b0) Don't "Hell no!" me! In fact, it would better for the world if you just died!!
b1) Excuse me...
b2) Go ahead and try! I have nothing important to lose anymore anyway!
b3) Then give me those breasts of yours!
b4) huh!? You want to have big breasts? ugh, nasty!
b5) Excuse me.
b2) I have a special delivery.
b3) Oh! // It's from Suwano!!
picture) We're getting married!!
b4) THAT WAS QUICK!!