Eyeshield 21 316

Like Panther, this translator has broken the speed of light and released the translation before the raw came out! Wow!

That or being a translator allows me to get early raws, and FH is a bit late at posting it (don't ask me for the raw, they need to post their own megaupload mirror, I guess). So in the meantime, enjoy this translation and try to imagine the art in your mind, I guess?

Edit : It's actually out now.

Eyeshield 21 chapter 316

Page 01

316th Down : Emperor road
Girl : Kyaaa!

Guy : Hey... wait, bastard!
Guy : Take him down!
Guy : Get him out!!
Left : Opening battle already!?

Don : I don't mind.
Don : Let him do what he wants.
Guy : B... but...!
Don : In either case, for you guys
Don : Even if you manage to pull that trash out, you won't be able to stop him.

Page 02

Don : (first bubble is Chinese, so I can't translate it~)
Don : (second bubble is Korean, so I can't translate it~)
Don : No... It was Japanese, right?
Don : I have a hard time telling apart Asian languages.

Don : Then let's talk in Japanese.
Don : “If you can take me out of this car
Don : Then I'll be your opponent, like you wish.”

Girl : Awesome...
Girl : How many languages can that man speak...

Girl : Hiiiiiii!

Page 03

Don : Do you know about the Emperor road?
Don : When you're the man standing at the top
Don : From time to time, you have to show the people that you can kill a tiger.

Don : That's why I'll take part in the next match.
Don : If I don't, the ignorant masses
Don : will see a sad dream, right?

Girl : Wait, this guy
Girl : isn't listening to the story at all!

Don : “Hard work can surpass effort”
Don : These are really sweet words to the ears of the masses.
Don : It's actually true to some extent...

Don : But, in the end
Don : Because of the difference of race
Don : there is a wall that can't be surpassed.
Don : Just like you right now.

Don : It's sad...
Don : It's just
Don : making me sad.

Page 04

Don : With that level of power, my clothes won't tear apart.
Don : He's not going at full strength.
Don : If he tore my clothes apart, he wouldn't be able to drag me out anymore
Don : So he's not just a fool with brawns for brains...

Girl : Huh?
Girl : He's not there anymore.
Girl : Thank god.
Girl : He finally gave up...

Girls : Noooooo!!

Page 05

Girl : Yaaaa!
Girl : Help!
Girl : We'll get crushed...

Don : Get out on your own, women.
Don : I have to protect that bottle.

Gaou : Just like promised
Gaou : I forced you out of the car.
Gaou : Now
Gaou : Fight against me...!!

Page 06

Don : Since you're a little bit more clever than I thought
Don : I'll show you
Don : The top of the world...

Gaou : GYYYYYYYYY
Gaou : AAAAAAAAAH!

Page 07

Panther : Ho!
Panther : There...

Bud : Ffn, interesting.
Bud : How about we bet on the winner?
Bud : I bet $50 on Don.
Tatanka : $3000 on Mr Don.
Clifford : It's obvious that everyone will pick Don.
Clifford : You think I'd approve of a bet like that?
Panther : Hey! Well... I'd go for Mr Don too... No, wait, is it alright if we don't stop that!?

Tatanka : This
Tatanka : is...
Panther : An unpredictable development...!!

Page 08

Someone : Sena's
Someone : New time on the 40 yards dash is...!?

Page 09

Someone : Th...
Someone : This is...

Sena : Eeeeh??
Mizumachi : What, that's the same as me!
Kuroki : That's slower than Ishimaru!

Riku : That run just now
Riku : You tried to copy Panther, right, Sena?
Riku : Your strides were way too long
Riku : If your height isn't appropriate, you'll only get slower.

Shin : It's pointless to copy the moves of a black person.
Shin : The flexibility of your muscles is different from birth.

Shin : The speed of Panther
Shin : that surpasses speed of light, 4.1sec,
Shin : For us Japanese
Shin : It's impossible.

Page 10

Yamabushi : Hey!
Yamabushi : There's some trouble
Yamabushi : Gaou and
Yamabushi : Agon are...!!

Agon : Aaah!?
Agon : I'll kill you, you gorilla trash!

Agon : I'm different from a beast like you who just wants to fight.
Agon : I've got 300 millions at stake.
Agon : Japan will be disqualified if you take down an opponent before the match...

Page 11

Agon : Aaah?
Agon : Is that trash trying to hit Gaou? Is he stupid?
Agon : The situation changed since I've stopped him, learn a bit, trash.

Agon : That speed...
Agon : That bastard Gaou won't be able to react
Agon : No, that's not it... From the beginning he didn't want to dodge anyway
Agon : Since this is the head-on fight that gorilla came looking for.

Agon : Wait, since he's not the one punching first, Japan won't be disqualified?
Agon : Kukuku, then there's no problem letting the gorillas take on each other...

Page 12

Yamato's Caesar Charge looks puny now >.>

Page 13

Agon : Damn
Agon : What the hell is that guy
Agon : Damn
Agon : Damn...!!

Agon : Ga
Agon : ou...!

Page 14

Sena : Gaou-kun!
Sena : Agon-san!

Page 15

Mamori : Hurry! Call an ambulance...
Sena : Aah, what's the equivalent of the 119 number in America??
Gaou : I don't need a doctor.
(T/N : 119 is for emergency services in Japan, the American equivalent would be 911)

Gaou : Give me 15 minutes to recover
Gaou : And I'll stand up on my own.

Banba : That Gaou is...
Mizumachi : I... I can't believe it...

Mizumachi : I can't believe Agon's hair
Mizumachi : He should have been completely bald...
Suzuna : That's the problem!?
Yamabushi : It seems it grew up again with the god-speed impulse...
Mizumachi : A wig? It's a wig, right!?

Someone : There are two corpses now!!

Agon : If I hadn't deflected the blow a bit just now
Agon : Gaou would have been forced to retire.

Agon : On top of that
Agon : That bastard
Agon : He completely ignored me and left.
Agon : With the same eyes as me when I look at trashes I'm not interested in...!

Page 16

Gaou : … Why did you save me.
Gaou : Kongou Agon.

Agon : Aah?

Agon : If you're forced to retire from the next match
Agon : Who would stop this Don bastard and his stupid strength!
Agon : Don't you understand even that, you brawn-for-brains moron!
Mamori : S... Stop!!

Gaou : The humiliation of having someone helping me
Gaou : I'll definitely make you pay for that, Kongou Agon

Agon : What's the point of making me pay, gorilla.
Agon : First make that monster pay, gorilla trash.

Gaou : Of course.
Gaou : I'll definitely kill this guy
Gaou : In the final...!!

Page 17

Guy : He... He wins again!
Guy : As expected from Mr Don...!!

Don : Such hardship.
Don : The house edge while playing roulette is 5.26%... All the games in a casino are a handicap for the player, but
Don : for some mysterious reason, my chips are multiplying.
Don : $1000 on “black”
(Trivia note : a house edge of 5.26% means that on a bet of $100 by a player (or 100 bets of $1), the casino has an average gain of $5.26)

Guy : Let me in too
Guy : On black!
Guy : I'm betting as well!
Guy : Black!!

Yamato : $1000 on “red”.

Page 18-19 (spread)

Yamato : Do you remember me?
Yamato : Mr Don

Yamato : If you forgot, then
Yamato : I'll make you remember no matter what.
Yamato : My name is Yamato Takeru.

Yamato : Two years ago, in America
Yamato : You made me disappear from the American football world.
Yamato : I was the man called Eyeshield 21.

Yamato : The Christmas Bowl
Yamato : And everything else
Yamato : were preparations for this day...

Yamato : I've come back in order to get my revenge against you
Yamato : Together with the all-star of my homeland, Japan!
Yamato : and with the true
Yamato : “Eyeshield 21”...!!
Text : Yamato's declaration of war!! The last piece of mystery about the eyeshield mask will be revealed now!