I'm gonna die

[Gintama 686 Translation by Kewl0210]
Page 1:
Top Left Insert: ☆The TV Anime resumes on TV Tokyo and affiliates on July 8th (Sun.)!!
☆Jump Comic Volume 73 and the 'Ginpachi-sensei' novel are now on sale with great fanfare!!
Left Insert: Where has Gin-san (Pervery Mask) gone...?
Title: 'Gintama'
Hiji: Damn.
I've totally lost him.
I know they brought him this way...
Yeah, meet me here on the double. I'll give you the exact location later.
Did being stationed in the country throw off my tailing intuitions?
Still, this place, Yoshiwara, is so...
Guy: Sir, are you looking for something?
Maybe while you're out looking for cute girls, I could introduce you to a quality... Read More " "

[Gintama 685 Translation by Kewl0210]
Page 1:
Bin: Whew, both my son and grandson have grown up to be such fine people.
There is no longer anything needed for me to do, I'd say.
Insert: A certain old man speaks...
Title: 'Gintama'
Bin: So now I'm living a quiet life, doing what I like, free from worldly care.
I figured I'd do what I've always wanted to do, but never could.
Someone: What you've always wanted to do is rummaging through the trash, causing complaints to be raised all over the neighborhood?
Bin: Everyone says that.
Though what you call trash, I never once have considered trash.
This is still usable.
And this is still edible, as well.
People these days. When did they get... Read More " "

I sleepy.

[Gintama 684 Translation by Kewl0210]
Page 1:
Insert: Otae-san out shopping.
Tae: Oh?
What a nice bathing suit.
Maybe I'll buy one for Shin-chan.
Woman: You've got quite the eye for quality, little lady.
And with the sale we have going on for the summer, it's mighty affordable.
Just keep in mind, these are all the latest fashions that are one step ahead of all the current trends.
Tae: Really? I certainly see a lot of new designs.
Like these
kind of look like underpants.
And this
seems to have something jutting out of it.

Page 2:
Tae: This is
Hentai Kamen.
T/N: Hentai Kamen (Pervert Mask) is a gag manga that ran in Jump from the early 90's starring a character with underwear on... Read More " "

I'm gonna die before this series ends at this rate

[Gintama 683 Translation by Kewl0210]
Page 1:
Insert: The conspiracy spirals...
Title: 'Gintama'
Someone: Edo?
Insert: ☆The newest, Jump Comics Volume 73 goes on sale June 4th (Mon.)!!
Takeshi: Yes. That is the destination of that ship which Shinsuke-dono was making use of.
Naraku most likely disappeared chasing after it.
We must hurry as well.
MAtako: What're we gonna do if we catch up to 'em?
Takeshi: !
MAta: Senpai!
All this time... I've intended to chase after Shinsuke-sama
no matter what it is he's trying to do.
But seeing that face.
Seeing Shinsuke-sama's...
face like that...
I feel like I don't know what I should do anymore.

Page... Read More " "

[Gintama 682 Translation by Kewl0210]
Page 1:
Insert: All or nothing----!!
Title: Lesson 682
The World's Enemy
Author: Sorachi Hideaki
SFX: DO O N
Taka: Lend me your strength,
senior disciple.

Page 2:
Taka: It won't
repeat anymore.
I won't
let it repeat anymore.
Just a little.
I just need a little bit.
Give me
power.
Give me power
so I can
save our Master...!!!

Page 3:
Taka: ...There was no guarantee
whether or not Oboro's remains
still had the power of immortality left in them.
Or what effect
they would have on my body.
The Tendoushuu
and the group of soldiers that sought that blood
were no longer there.
But
I felt no impatience nor hesitation.

Page 4:
Taka: My senior disciple, Oboro,
Sensei's blood,
had... Read More " "

[Gintama 681 Translation by Kewl0210]
Page 1:
Taka: Sorry.
Insert: Inside the crumbling ship...
Title: Lesson 681
Phoenix
Author: Sorachi Hideaki
Taka: It looks like I'm not going to be able
to return your bones to the grounds of Shouka Sonjuku.
But before I die,
there's one more thing I need to do.
I can't let
it end like this.
Them...
They must be...

Page 2:
[No text]

Page 3:
SFX: DON
SFX: DOSHAAAA

Page 4:
Tendoushuu: There's still one...
that would look at us Tendoushuu
with such eyes?
But... most likely
we will not be able... to comply with your wishes.
As we are now, we have no power.
Not only is there no value in killing us, there is no meaning in us dying.
Taka: ...So what?
I don't care in... Read More " "

Ok.
[81diver 375 Translation by Kewl0210]
Page 185:
Title: Final Chapter I Love Shogi
Fan: Moron
8-dan Suzuki Daisuke

Page 186:
Heading: Naruzou-kun's Mating Shogi
LV4 (9-Move Mate)
Naruzou:☗ 6-7 Kaku
☖3-4 Kei Right
☗2-2 Kei Promote
☖1-3 Gyoku
☗6-8 Kaku
☖2-4 Gin
☗Same Kaku
☖Same Kei
☗1-4 Gin Drop
and that makes a 9-move mate-naru!
Middle Text: Solution to the puzzle on page 94.
The diagram shows up to ☗1-4 Gin Drop.

Page 187:
Narr: That shogi tournament spread the seeds of shogi
all over the world.
The result was the shogi population
became half
of all earthlings!!!
3.5 billion people!!!!
And now the Meijin Championship is the most admired event among shogi players worldwide.
The... Read More " "

Ok, one more. Let's go.

[81diver 374 Translation by Kewl0210]
Page 167:
Title: Chapter 347 Future

Page 168-169:
SFX: DON
Johns: HAA
HAA
HAa...
...
...
Narr: Since the Kishoukai Building was destroyed...

Page 170-171:
Narr: 6 years have passed.
Kuru: I'm heading out,
big bro.
Kiri: Where?
Kuru: To cheer on my friend!!
Kiri: Friend?
Kuru: Yeah, my friend!!
Kiri: Oh...
Huh?
She's your friend?
Newspaper: History's 2nd
Female Pro shogi plyaer
is born!!!!
Weekly Oushou
Tanio
Himiko
4-dan
Guy: Hey there, Hapiguard!
Hapi: I'm back from patrol, Kirino-san.
Kiri: Good work out there.
Someone: Time to switch off, then.
Kiri: You sure have been motivated, lately.
Rin: Yeah.
That's cause...

Page 172:
Rin: I looked good... Read More " "

And 2 more. The next two are way wordier than these which are mostly about a building exploding though.

[81diver 373 Translation by Kewl0210]
Page 149:
Title: Chapter 373 Conclusion

Page 150-151:
Tani: Now...
the world...
The world...
Morine: He looks pretty satisfied...
Tani: The world...
the world ha...

Page 152-153:
Tani: obtained
shogi.
Soyo: ......
Suga: ......
The world...
has obtained shogi...?
Tani: If you don't
understand what I'm saying...

Page 154-155:
Tani: Just go see for yourself.
Chi: Let's go.
Tani: Yeah.
Hold on.
I just have some last words.

Page 156-157:
Tani: I love you, Nakashizu Soyo.
Soyo: ......
SFX: GOH
SFX: DODODO
SFX: DODODO
Tani: Uwah!
This...
really
SFX: DODODODODODODO
Suga:... Read More " "

3 more.

[81diver 372 Translation by Kewl0210]
Page 131:
Title: Chapter 372 Unbeautiful Shogi

Page 132-133:
SFX: BACHIN
Tani: Until...
my final...
SFX: KARA...
Tani: move...
SFX: SUH...
SFX: BACHIN
SFX: KARA...
SFX: SUH...

Page 134:
SFX: BACHIN
Tani: Tuh...
SFX: SU...
SFX: BACHIN
Tani: Gah
HAa...
HAa...
HAa...
SFX: KARA...

Page 135:
Tani: HAah...
SFX: SU...
SFX: BACHI N

Page 136-137:
Mori: That...
decided it.
Guys: WH-
Wh-
which one won?!!

Page 138-139:
Morine: Sugata
won.
SFX: ZAH
Tani: What a beauiful kaku.
I...
I wanted...
to play...
to the very last move, but...
I think resigning to this 3-9 kaku would be...
beautiful.
Heading towards my final moments, all the strength is leaving my body...
So I'd better say... Read More " "

4 more.

[81diver 371 Translation by Kewl0210]
Page 113:
Title: Chapter 371 That Face

Page 114-115:
SFX: DO DO DO DO DO DO DO DO DO
Tani: Your approach is good,
but
SFX: KARA...
Tani: Can you actually...
SFX: BACHiii
Tani: Mate my gyoku?
Suga: At a glance...
mate

Page 116:
Suga: can be made with...
3-9 kaku!!!!
Something about this...

Page 117:
Suga: feels nostalgic.
That
expression on Tanio's face...
It's like the face
my masters made when making me their apprentice.
It's like the face of
the old men
at the dojo back when I'd first started.
That "watching over you" face.
It means...

Page 118-119:
Suga: 'Keep a level head.'
'Just one more push.'
Suga: Wh...
Wh...
WHY?

Page 120-121:
Suga: Why are... Read More " "

5 more.

Plus there's sort of an epilogue which isn't really a numbered chapter. You could kinda consider the last chapter to be super long, though.

[81diver 370 Translation by Kewl0210]
Page 93:
Title: Chapter 370 The One Waited For

Page 94:
Top: Naruzou-kun
Mating Shogi
LV4 (9-move Mate)
Right: Held Pieces
Naruzou: The answer is on page 186-naru!
Bottom: Mating Shogi Rules
■The attacking side must continuously put the opponent's ou in check-naru!
■The defending side must choose the optimal means of escape-naru!

Page 95:
SFX: ZU... Do...
SFX: DO DO DO DO DO
Soyo: It...
SFX: DO DO DO DO
Soyo: It's collapsing!
SFX: DO DO
Suga: It's okay.
SFX: DO DO DO

Page 96-97:
Suga: There's no mating Area... Read More " "

[81diver 369 Translation by Kewl0210]
Page 75:
Title: Chapter 369 Getting Greedy

Page 76-77:
Kiri: My arms....
Ah...

Page 78-79:
Kiri: Sumino-saaaan!!!!
U
EEIH
EGH
UEH
EEIH
I mi...
I mizzed you...
UEH
I mizzed you zo...
UEEIH
EIIHH
I mizzed you zooo muuuch...
Kiri: Don't...

Page 80-81:
Sumi: Don't say anything.
You did great.
Kiri: Did we just
kiss?
We did,
didn't we?
Sumino-san, could I please have...
one more of those impact-kisses...?
That one was so fast...
I didn't even have time to use my tongue and get a good taste...
I want to roll my tongue around.
Sumi: That's out.
Go live again.
Kiri: N~~~
~~~~

Page 82-83:
SFX: DO DO DO DO DO DO DO DO DO
Kiri: HUUUUUUH?!!!
SFX: DRG DRG
Hapi: AAAAAAAA
Kiri:... Read More " "

7 more.

[81diver 368 Translation by Kewl0210]
Page 57:
Title: Chapter 368 Hero

Page 58-59:
Hapi: Are we...
checkmated?
Kiri: Checkmates are only in shogi.
For creatures that struggle fight until the very end...
there are no checkmates.
Have you ever seen Kamen Rider Number 1 or Number 2 give up?
Hapi: No, I haven't...
Kiri: So can double Zanguard give up?!
Hapi: We...
...can't.
Um...
Mamushi-san died...
Kiri: ......
Hapi: Even though all this time, I couldn't run away, but I said there was still bravery in running away, I said it was definitely gonna happen to someone.
That eventually, someone was absolutely, positively, gonna die.
Kiri: ..................
Hapi: Up to just before the end, I... Read More " "

[Gintama 680 Translation by Kewl0210]
Page 1:
Insert: He was thought to have met his end, but...
Title: 'Gintama'
Someone: Utsuro was swallowed by the Altana and erased.
But he is a being originally born from the Altana.
So he dissolved into the Altana
and then two years later, he manifested out of a different Dragon Hole,
his body reformed,
and he was revived.

Page 2:
Gin: But what dwelled within that body
was not who it was before.
It wasn't Utsuro.
Back then,
the one in that body
was probably...
Shouyou: If you'll agree to it,
I'd like to ask one last favor.

Page 3:
Shouyou: Will you lend me a hand,
Gintoki?

Page 4:
Suga: Shou...
you...?
Insert: That master he looked up to, is here,... Read More " "

That story about the fan is actually true apparently. That's really funny.
http://tblo.tennis365.net/1000-1000/2014/06/13/%E3%81%82%E3%81%BB%E6%89%87%E5%AD%90/

[81diver 367 Translation by Kewl0210]
Page 39:
Title: Chapter 367 Polyporaceae

Page 40-41:
Guy: I knew it.
The kid...
c...
Can't win, can he?
Suga: I've got him gnawing at me
while he's surrounding me.
I can even see Tanio's roots.

Page 42:
SFX: TON
Suga: Master...
Suzuki: My fan...
I'm giving you this, too.
SFX: PAN
Suga: For this board... where I'm being constantly gnawed at...
is "Area Suzuki"
an
option?!!
Suzuki: The essence of Area Suzuki...
is the "Polyporaceae".
Suga: Polyporaceae?

Page 43:
Suzuki: They're these... Read More " "

9.

[81diver 366 Translation by Kewl0210]
Page 21:
Title: Chapter 366 Center

Page 22-23:
Guys: Retreat!
RETREAAAT!!
SFX: DO BO BO BO BO BO BO BO BO
Hashi: GAHHAHH!
Mamu: We did it.
Old man Nikogami.
Having a bald old geezer coming to pick me up is such a sad end it's making me cry.
Niko: Sheddep.
Hashi: GAHHA...
Mamu: But now, this building will finally come down.
Niko: A job well done.
Hapi: The old guy disappeared!
Mamu: Could you say I've avenged you?
Niko: And then some. I think you deserve a reward. [Heart]

Page 24:
Niko: How 'bout while we're fishing on the river stix,
we play some shogi?
Mamu: That
sounds great.
Hapi: MAMUSHI-SAAAAN!

Page 25:
Rin: We've got to get past the boundary line to... Read More " "

Okay, here we are, volume 35!
10 chapters to go!

[81diver 365 Translation by Kewl0210]
Page 1:
Author: Shibada Yokusaru
Shogi Supervisor◎Suzuki Daisuke 8-dan

Page 3:
★This is a work of fiction. Any connection to actual persons, organizations, or events are completely unrelated.
81diver
Chapter 365 Farewell Attack
Chapter 366 Center
Chapter 367 Polyporaceae
Chapter 368 Hero
Chapter 369 Getting Greedy
Chapter 370 The One Waited For
Chapter 371 That Face
Chapter 372 Unbeautiful Shogi
Chapter 373 Conclusion
Chapter 374 Future
Final Chapter I Love Shogi

Page 3:
Title: Chapter 365 Farewell Attack

Page 4-5:
Guys: We were... attacked?!!
Which one of them did it?!!
I don't know!
What was the weapon?!
I... Read More " "

Ok... just... one... more... volume...

[81diver 364 Translation by Kewl0210]
Page 185:
Title: Chapter 364 A Male Cannot Retreat!!

Page 186:
Tani: I'll be taking...
SFX: KARA...
Tani: that kaku.
SFX: BACHII
Suga: I said it
without really thinking what it meant.
My
male power
is
shogi.

Page 187:
Suga: I'm a guy who has absolutely nothing going for him outside of shogi. I've got zero social skills.
I managed to make a living through the weird-ass method of betting on shogi.
Tanio: Who are you...
talking to...?
Suga: If I lose,
I won't
gain
a
single thing.

Page 188-189:
Suga: Someone like me usually can't say things
like this.
Nakashizu Soyo
is my woman!!!!
That's if I win.
So, let's make everything... Read More " "

[81diver 363 Translation by Kewl0210]
Page 167:
Title: Chapter 363
Manly Shogi

Page 168:
Tani: Someone like me usually can't say things
like this.
Suga: Then don't say it.
Tani: Nakashizu Soyo,
I love you.

Page 169:
Suga: He said it...
again...
Tani: The world is ending anyway, so...
I love you.
Suga: What the fuck?
Yeah, well, I...

Page 170:
Suga: love you!!!!

Page 171:
Suga: Huh?
Huh?
Huh?
Huh?
Huh?
Could somebody tell me... what this is... I'm feeling right now?
SFX: BYUU

Page 172:
Suga: The window is...
open...
Tani: Jump off.
Niko: It's the difference in male power.
Suga: Nikogami-san!

Page 173:
Niko: "Reason" and "instinct" are different things.
Suga: Huh?
If this were caveman... Read More " "

[81diver 262 Translation by Kewl0210]
Page 149:
Title: Chapter 362 Male Shogi

Page 150-151:
Niko: A woman is the one thing that can sit next to everything you've worked tirelessly to build up in a second.
Women are a man's weak point.
Suga: There's one thing I want to ask.
Or rather, I'm making what I think is a natural reply.

Page 152-153:
Suga: What do you think about boobs?
Do you hate them?
How 'bout an answer?
Tani: If you rub a breast, then you're taking a step backwards, the kind of step where you fall backwards down a staircase.
Rub it a hundred times, then you fall to being just a normal human.
Suga: Oh, God. Now what're you saying?
Tani: Play.

Page 154:
Suga: In that case,
SFX:... Read More " "

[81diver 361 Translation by Kewl0210]
Page 131:
Title: Chapter 361 Witness

Page 132-133:
Suga: Th...
The one
that loves
Naka
shizu
Soyo
is
me.
And what's more,
The Ukeshi of Akiba,
Nakashizu Soyo,
is m...
my
The one that Nakashizu
Soyo
loves is
me.
It's a mutual love.

Page 134-135:
Suga: If there were anyone else around...
I wouldn't say that if I were mistaken in saying
that it's "mutual love"...
then I'd feel like I'd want to go bungee jumping without a rope the next chance I got.
But right now, with just you and me here, of course if you say shit like, 'I love Nakashizu Soyo'... I'll just say stuff to you like, 'That's not true.' or, 'Not gonna happen, buddy.' or, 'Nakashizu Soyo... Read More " "

[81diver 360 Translation by Kewl0210]
Page 113:
Title: Chapter 360 Curse

Page 114-115:
SFX: PACHI BACHIH
Tani: In martial arts, they talk about
'hits that make the brain move', don't they?
Suga: ......
Tani: That exists in shogi, too.
SFX: KOH
Suga: From the head of the gyoku...
to something like this...?
Tani: You...

Page 116-117:
Tani: I've been saved by shogi... loved shogi... loved it too, too much and so was cursed by shogi...
I'll take all that mixed into a pot,
my life brought to a simmer...
And you, who has the gall
to call himself
something like "Hachi One
Diver",
will accept it.
All of it.
All
of me.

Page 118-119:
Tani: I'll see that you eat me.
'I'll kill you even if I... Read More " "

I'm definitely gonna get this series finished...

[81diver 359 Translation by Kewl0210]
Page 95:
Title: Chapter 359
Scary Woman

Page 96-97:
People: UH
GAH
Guys: ......
Yuki: I expect no less...
from the mighty Johns Lee...

Page 98:
Yuki: I may fall in love with you. [Heart]
Oh my...
My first time fooling around...
I'm a scary woman...
Worried?
It's okay.
I'll return to you soon.

Page 99:
Yuki: I'll do my best
with cooking.
What else is there?
Cleaning?
Laundry?
I'll work hard on all that, too.
But...
No matter what happens...
No matter where our lives go...
from time to time...

Page 100-101:
Yuki: I'll fight.
SFX: SUH
Minta: ......
SFX: FON
Minta: !!!

Page 102-103:
SFX: GOH
Minta: GHWAH
SFX: DON

Page... Read More " "

[81diver 358 Translation by Kewl0210]
Page 75:
Title: Chapter 358 Rules are Worthless!!

Page 76:
Top: Naruzou-kun
Mating Shogi
LV2 (5-move Mate)
Right: Held Pieces
Naruzou: The answer is on page 209-naru!
Here's a hint, discard pieces one after another-naru!
Bottom: Mating Shogi Rules
■The attacking side must continuously put the opponent's ou in check-naru!
■The defending side must choose the optimal means of escape-naru!

Page 77:
Yuki: I had...
a dream.
Morine: What kind of dream?
Yuki: I dream where I was
popular.
SFX: KOH

Page 78-79:
Morine: You're already popular with me, though.
Yuki: ........
HAH
Huhu...
Yes, that's right. [Heart]
U: She...
KIri: She got up after just three... Read More " "