Bleach 256

01)
D: ABABABABABABABA
D: BABABABABABABABABABA
R: Douoooooooooohh!?
D: BABABABABABABABABABABA

02)
D: Baah!!!
R: Ogahh!?

03)
D: ...Why...
D: ...Why in the world did I do that...
R: THAT'S MY LINE!!
R: You said "I can sense Nell's reiatsu," and got all excited,
R: and then all of a sudden you did THAT to me!
R: Are you looking down on me?!
D: But I did sense Nell's reiatsu and get all excited!!
R: I know that!! That's what I just said!!
D: It's just one of those things!!
R: The hell it is! Don't gimme that crap!!
R: Stand up! We've got to find that Nell kid.
D: Ow...that hurts...I really wish you wouldn't kick me like that...
R: I'm the one that should be hurting right now, dumbass!!

04)
D: ..Pe..
R: What? What now?
D: Where's Pesshe?!
D: When did Pesshe disappear all of a sudden like this?!
R: Pesshe!?
R: That skinny, bony guy from earlier!?
R: He was never here to begin with!!
D: To...to begin with!?
D: But then...if he was never here to begin with...
D: Then...I've actually been travelling all by myself this whole time and Pesshe was just an illusion....?
R: Not THAT beginning!!
R: Ahh, look, forget it already, this is pissing me off!!

05)
D: Pe...
D: Pe...
D: Pessheeeeeeeeeee...

06)
P: Pipipi...pinch!!
P: Pesshe is in a pinch!!
P: Looks like I ended up going down the road the weakest-looking guy chose...of all the pinches for me to get in...
Scrawly writing: Pesshe's Strong-looking Face Rankings
P: And to make things worse, his opponent looks REALLY strong...
P: What should I do...at this rate, he'll die....looks like I should help him...
P: Wait, hold on...you need to think carefully about this, Pesshe...if I go out there, I have to be sure that I can really make a difference...
P: No, but...I can't just sit here and watch...!!
P: ...hmm?

07)
C: Ah..
C: You might be able to see my panties...
C: Hoooow's that?
C: Did it hurt reeaaal bad?
C: Shiromegane-kun. (*White-glasses)
I: Ku...
C: I'll say it again...you really don't seem to have any energy left.
C: That being the case, you'd better hurry up and--

08)
C: ....hmm?
SFX: Kuii
C: WHO THE HELL ARE YOU!!
P: Uohaa!?

09)
I: ...Aren't you....
I: Pesshe Gatisshe?
P: Impossible...even though I only said it once, he remembered my full name...!
P: This guy, no way...
P: ...No way...
P: ...do you like me?
P: I mean, like, you know...
I: What do you mean!?
I: Don't talk like that all of a sudden, you're ruining the mood!!
C: SHUT UP!!
P: Uooh!?
I: Uwaah!!

10)
C: Fuuu..
C: Who IS that white ant-looking creature?
C: Pale ant?
C: Wha...
C: Hey...it's rude to call me a white ant!!
C: A more accurate term would be "stag beetle!"
I: Is there really a big difference...?
P: Of course there is! Stag beetles have a black shine and look really cool!!
I: But...you're white.
P: You're white too, so I don't wanna hear that from you!
P: I mean, come on, you're even white from top to bottom!!
I: Hey, I'm fine being all white!
I: I have pride in my whiteness, as a matter of fact!!

11)
P: Unuu..."I have white pride"....that...
P: ...sounds like some kind of slogan for a washing detergent or something...
I: Are you making fun of me...?
C: I TOLD YOU TWO TO SHUT UP!!
P: Buwah!?
I: Uwaah!
C: ....Fuun.
C: Whatever the case, I guess that white ant is your ally.

12)
I: Wa...!
I: Wait a second, he's a hollow!
I: How could he be my ally!?
P: That's...
P: ...terrible!! And I considered you my ally this entire time...
I: Stup...
C: Thought so.
I: Are you stupid?! Now she's going to be aiming her attacks toward you as well!
I: Even after I went and told her we weren't allies!!

13)
P: What?!
P: This anxiety is so painful...!
I: It's all your fault, though!!
I: What are you even doing here, in the first place?!
I: Kurosaki already told you guys to go home!
P: That's right! Thank you for bringing that up, Uryuu!
P: The truth is, we are searching for Nell!
P: Nell screamed "Ichigoooooooo!!" and then went rushing after you guys.
P: But which direction did he run in?! Which tunnel did Ichigo choose?! We had absolutely no clue...
P: Could it be...
P: That your true identity is "Ichigo?"
I: Trust me, I'm Uryuu!!!
I: Didn't you just call me that, anyway?!
I: Ichigo is that Shinigami with the spiky hair!!
P: Those two look similar so it's hard to tell them apart...
I: The orange one! Can't you at least remember that much?!
I: How absent-minded ARE you?!

14)
I:....er,
I: Uooooooooh!!
I: While I was saying stupid stuff, she followed me!!
I: Kuh...
P: Leave this to me, Uryuu!
I: Uwa!!
U: Leave it to you...!?
U: There's no way you can handle this type of opponent!
P: It's alright! I have a special ability, after all!
I: Special ability...?
P: When I shiver, the juice that comes out can make anything it touches become smooth and slippery!
I: It's completely useless!!!

15)
P: Just be quiet and watch!!
I: Woah!?
P: There, did you see that?
P: After all...

16)
C: Han!
C: I don't really know what that is, but there's no way I'll be blindly hit by it!!
C: I'm not stupid...

17)
C: What...
C: ..the...
C: KYAAAAAAA
P: Alright!!
P: My juice can keep pouring out forever!!
P: It's your fault for taking me lightly!!
I: ...Unfortunately...
P: I named this juice the "Infinite Slick!!"
I: The fact that the name is kinda cool annoys me...
P: Fuhahahahahaha!!
I: Hey! You shouldn't be laughing right now.
I: This is your chance to escape!
P: WHAT?!
I: C'mon!! What are you going to do if she wakes up?
P: After seeing what happened, can't you guess? I'll just do it again, and...
SFX: Pichiki...
C: ...Decapitate them,
C: Golondrina!! (*Iron Swallow Wheel)

18)
I: What a reckless way of fighting...
I: I hadn't fought in so long that I was even planning on taking it slow...
C: I will crush you!!
C: I, Arrancar No. 105, Chirruchi Thunderwitch!!