My apologizes to everyone waiting on this. I was out of town for a family reason, but I'm back, and this tread will update like lightning I promise!
As a sidenote, I added question marks where appropriate, not cause I changed things, but (for those who don't know) sometimes it's implied in japanese, yet doesn't carry over grammatically.
Title: General Zombie Night
Subtext: Enel's Great Space Plan Volume 18: The Moon Loving Professor Tsukimi
Nami: How is this Zombie Research Hogback?!!
Nami: You were experimenting here! You've been bringing the dead back to life haven't you!?
Chopper: O... oi, Nami saying it so bluntly...
Hogback: Fosu Fosu Fosu...
Hogback: From here on you're free to think whatever you like!!
Hogback: But what would lead you to think something like that....?!!
Nami: That woman... I've seen her obituary.
Nami: Victoria Cindry... ten years ago... you died!!!
Hogback: You son of a.....!! You went into that room!!?
Hogback: Samurai Ryuuma!!
Hogback: Cast these fools into the world of shadows immediately!!
Hogback: into that shadow world where they will never see the light again!!
Hogback: The Night Attack has already begun!!
Ryuuma: Well, well! Now that I can see you clearly, you're quite a lovely woman.
Ryuuma: Beautifuuuul!!! *Said in english like Brook*
Ryuuma: Would you allow me to see your panties?
Nami: Like I'd show you!!!
Nami: Ok... This conversation...!! It's just like with him!!
Hogback: Fosu fosu...........!! The Zombies you've seen up until now were on a different level.
Hogback: He is a general zombie, and his flesh is special.
Hoback: This man came from the country of Wano in the "New World"
Hogback: You may think I'm just exaggerating, but the story is still passed down of how he cut down a dragon mid-flight.
Hogback: A Legendary Samurai!!!
Usopp: Bad Bad!!
Hogback: There's no way to escape!!!
Ryuuma: Could you please open up the door to that passage over there?
Ryuuma: Also, I'd love to have dinner afterwards!!
Nami: Wh... what? I thought he was going to cut us......!!
Chopper: Th... that scared me! What was he trying to do!?
Usopp: Whatever, it doesn't matter right now!! Now's our chance to run.
Usopp: Right now the door is wide open!!
Hogback: Well done!!! Fosu fosu fosu!!
Hogback: That's truly a master's swordplay.
Hogback: After humming and walking 3 meters... only then do they truly realize they've been cut...
Ryuuma: "Hanauta Sanchou" *Humming Three Tool* *Tool is a counter particle and could change with time.
Ryuuma: "Yahazu Giri"!!! *Notched Arrow Strike*
Luffy: Anybody home?
Luffy: Pardon us!!
Sanji: Just go in!!!
SFX: Click click click
Luffy: It's locked from...
Luffy: Ah... it's open, it's open.
Sanji: What're you calling "open" idiot...
Luffy: Heey, is anyone here!?
Luffy: Gekko Moriaaaa!!
Zoro: Is that all there is to this mansion... not even a single servant around?
Sanji: What's with this room? It looks like there's just been a fight.
Sanji: It can't be Nami-san was involved...!!
Oink: You know our master's name
Oink: You have a lot of guts to wander this far
Luffy: There's a pig growing out of the wall. *I double checked this. I think Luffy's just being dumb*
Zombies: Lets Welcome Our Guests!!
Sanji: Oi, oi. Are those Zombies too?
Robin: It seems there really isn't a mystery as to what type of animals live on this island.
Sanji: Where are you.....!!!
Sanji: Hiding Nami-san!!!
Robin: It's unladylike to open your jaws so much, even if you're quite pretty.
Zombie: Eh? Really?
Robin: But it was already spoiled once you leapt out of the picture frame.
Zombie: Eeeeh!? The spear broke!! What's with his body?! Is he iron!!?
Zombie: stopitstopitstopitstopit What are you!!!
Zombie: Aren't you one of those other weaklings nakama?
Franky: YES (My personal favorite line of the chapter)
Zoro: Nitoryu (Two Sword Style)
Zoro: Nigiri (Two Strike)
Zombie: Nigiri? *As in Nigiri Sushi* (Zoro's move sounds like food)
Zombie: Sounds delicious
Zoro: Hirameki (Flash)
Zombie: It bwas nastttyyyy!!!
Luffy: Shishishishi!! (laughter)
Luffy: This island really is fun!!
Rugbear: You...!! You nimble little bastard!!
Luffy: If you hadn't gotten in our way
Luffy: We probably would've gotten along...!!
Luffy: Gomu Gomu no...!!!
SFX: Sob sob (Thanks to Rockschmock)
Luffy: Alright, all done...!!
Oinkchuck: Ah... you're talking about those three!!
Oinkchuck: They're sound asleep in the bedroom right now. Aren't you glad?!!
Oinkchuck: They're safe!!
Franky: Like we believe that crap.
Oinkchuck: It's really true oink!! Go see for yourself!!
Oinkchuck: It's in the passage just up those stairs...!! Oink Oink
Zoro: Hm? Oi, wait a sec...
Zoro: The Curly-brow cook is gone.
Luffy: Huh? He was here just a second ago...
Luffy: Where did Sanji get off to?
Zombies: Oi, stop laughing!! They can hear you.
Zoro: At some point... the must've done something.
Zoro: We've lost a regretable man
Franky: Hey now
Luffy: But still, he's right. Sanji should be alright!
Robin: In this Zombie mansion, can we even afford to waste a moment before rescuing the other three?
Oinkchuck: Oink Oink... You... Just cause you're a little stronger, don't get cocky...
Oinkchuck: Now that you've lost a nakama, oink oink, you'll show your true colors!! Just Look!!
Robin: Anyways, it seems we have no other choice than to follow our intuition.
Oinkchuck: Oi, You guys
Robin: I don't think the threats from the kids in this room were true.
Zoro: In that case, lets take this pig with us as a guide.
Zombie: Heh....hehe.... Go on, go....!!
zombie: It'll do you good to learn how fearsome our Master is,
Zombie: Our... real boss is the "Royal Shichibukai" "Gekko Mori...oh!! I can't say it!! It makes my soul freeze over!!
Zombie: Ooooooh, it's blood curdling just saying that name............!!!
Zombie: Your missing nakama are alright... sorry about that.
Zombie: One... then another. Your nakama will slowly dissapear. ....you should turn back...!!
Zombie: Before Gekko Moria of the Shichibukai.... no... before our master's might, the terror will keep you from saving anyone...!!!
Luffy: Shut up and stop babbling...
Luffy: Then tell that idiot Moria this!!
Luffy: If anything happens to my nakama
Luffy: I'll knock him off the face of this island!!!
Luffy: Anyways, we'll leave Sanji alone
Luffy: He won't die
Luffy: Let's Go
Zombie (BG line 1-2): Dear Master
Zombie (BG line 3-6): For some reason, some very formidable guys have gotten into the mansion
Zombie (BG line 7-8): Surprise Zombies (We were surprised!)
Zombies: Everybody circle the mansion! We're having a Fiesta Tonight!
Zombies: Not a single pirate will get away!
Zombies: Everybody! This is a lighthearted Zombie Night!
Zombies: Zombie Night!!!
Zombies: Round and run and turn and die!
Zombies: Zombie Night!!!
SFX: Step step
Absolom: Now... Everybody, our prey has wandered into our territory!!
Absolom: Tonight you may rampage as much as you please!!!
Absolom: Open your eyes!!!
Absolom: General Zombies!!!
Absolom: Revive.....!! Ancient Warriors!!!
Absolom: The Strawhat Pirates consist of 8 people!!!
Absolom: They're admirably resilient.
Absolom: Bring them to our master!!!
Absolom: Let's Move!!!