Credits to OS-tan and Murata-sensei~
Good morniiiiiing MH~ I had to stay up until 6:40am waiting and translating that one, but this was well worth it once again <3 A totally awesome chapter for which I've made a not too awesome translation, as sleepiness is funnuraba'ing its way into my already misty brain (my prediction is that when I wake up later today, this sentence won't make any sense. Just a hunch).
Either way, credit, use, translate, enjoy, and if your name is OS.Hoshi, try not to destroy your neighbors' ears with your screams at page 12 >.>;;
Now where was my pillow...
Eyeshield 21 Chapter 250
Kurita’s Dad : What are you doing, Ryoukan !
Left : Well then, recruitment time!!
Kurita : Everyone! Let’s play
Signs : Recruiting members for an American football team!!
Kurita : American football together!!
Sign on Hiruma’s rifle : Join.
VicePrincipal : Didn’t I told you?
VP : That you were forbidden from ever making an American football club.
Hiruma : Kekeke, interesting.
Hiruma : In order to make an American football club
Hiruma : We have no choice but to start by making something else.
Kurita : Like
Kurita : a slogan...?
Hiruma : A threat notebook.
Kurita : Eh??
Kurita (small text) : What’s that...?
250th Down : Hiruma Youichi (last part)
Left : Passing from that time to now...
Sign : Cellphone shop
Box : Cellphone recycling box.
Hiruma : Kekekeke!
Hiruma : Isn’t that a great harvest?
Kurita : But doesn’t this belong to this shop?
Kurita : Can really we take them...
Hiruma : I’ll use everything I get from this box.
Hiruma : It’s just a contest as to who gets to find the thrown away stuff first.
Hiruma : Hey, let’s hurry up and go to the next store, fucking fatty!
Sign : Technology room
Kurita : It can’t be... that you’re
Kurita: Planning to use all those cellphones??
Hiruma : Of course not, since their SIM cards have been cancelled.
Hiruma : Do you think you can crack DoCoMo’s IMUI identification, you idiot?
Kurita : No, well, I already don’t understand what you’re saying anymore.
(Transnote : DoCoMo, biggest cellphone operator in Japan, IMUI stands for International Mobile User Identity)
Hiruma : Kekeke, I’m just getting the cameras
Hiruma : Fucking fatty!
Hiruma : Oh
Hiruma : On the left inside the train in front of the Deimon station
Hiruma : I’ve spotted a problem with a molester with my four set of eyes~~
Agon : Ah?
Agon : I didn’t give you my mail address for this kind of stuff, trash!
Agon : Besides, wasn’t the girl that other time just ugly?
Agon : There’s just no point saving an ugly girl!
Girl1 : He just clearly admits it!!
Girl2 : It’s kinda refreshing, in some way...
Girls : God-speed impulse!!
Agon : Are you alright?
Hiruma : Oh oh, and there’s some evidence in there.
Hiruma : If I were to show that to your company, there’s 100% chances you’d get fired, right?
Hiruma : Using threats to get slaves
Hiruma : And using slaves to find new threat material.
Hiruma : Kekeke, that threat notebook
Hiruma : is growing at an exponential rate...!!
VP : Ha!
VP : What are you saying again...
VP : American football is prohibited.
Hiruma : Well well, vice-principal
Hiruma : If you would please look at this and reconsider
Hiruma : Or should I spread it?
Kurita : Waaaaaaa, I can play American football!
Kurita : I can play American football again, Hiruma!!
Hiruma : There’s not meaning if we just practice, you fucking fatty!
Hiruma : We still don’t have enough people.
Blackboard : Doburoku-sensei
Doburoku : An American football club?
Doburoku : I’m fine with being your adviser
Doburoku : But to create a proper club, you’ve got to have at least 3 persons, right?
Hiruma : Then should I start by gathering 500 persons?
Kurita : D-d-d-don’t do that!!
Kurita : You can’t threaten them to join against their will
Kurita : Because I want to think that American football is fun!
Kurita : When I was alone... I never could find someone
Kurita : But if the two of us think about it, definitely...!
Hiruma : Kekeke, it’s true
Hiruma : that instead of 500 unwilling guys
Hiruma : Persuading just a guy that will be useful might be good...!
Musashi : American football club?
Kurita : You see, at that time at the American base
Kurita : You destroyed the wire fence with your kicking power!
Kurita : Musashi-kun can definitely become an incredible kicker!
Hiruma : My father was a physiologist of the human body, you know
Hiruma : He earnestly studied it until he died
Hiruma : He was always saying his favorite phrase...
Hiruma : “Practicing kick in American football is a great way for a carpenter’s ability in his work to improve rapidly”
Musashi : No
Musashi : That’s obviously a lie...
Kurita : eh, wait?
Kurita : Wasn’t he a shougi player...
Hiruma : ? What are you talking about
Hiruma : Haa
Hiruma : I only made that up on the spot when you were in front of the incinerator.
Kurita : In the end, what’s the truth...
Musashi : ... I have to help my father
Musashi : I don’t have time for club activities
Musashi : Sorry, but look for someone else.
Hiruma : Kekeke, if it’s time you can always make some
Hiruma : Don’t sleep
Hiruma : Cut down the time you go to the restroom
Hiruma : Or do in your pants.
Book : Modern language
Magazine : Now American football is fun!!
Musashi : ... He even secretly
Musashi : switched the textbooks.
Sign inside shoebox : Join the American football club
Musashi : Hiruma
Musashi : Why are you using such an indirect method?
Musashi : Knowing you, you probably have evidence in your notebook
Musashi : That could take down our company if you talked about it.
Hiruma : I don’t have anything to threaten you with, fucking old man.
Hiruma : Because a puppet
Hiruma : is not the kind of comrade I want.
Sign : Maou middle school
Hiruma : Kekeke he’ll kick them
Hiruma : He’ll kick all of them
Hiruma : If it were me I’d do it.
Kurita : Re-re-really!?
Sign : take a pamphlet
Musashi : Aah, I get it
Musashi : It really seems fun
Kurita : Isn’t it!
Kurita : American football is really fun, right?!!
Musashi : no.
Musashi You guys
Musashi : seem fun..
Kurita : I wouldn’t have been able to do that by myself.
Kurita : Because they were there
Kurita : I could begin to play my favorite American football.
Kurita : This time
Kurita : Hiruma
Kurita : Everyone
Kurita : It’s my turn to protect them!!
Someone : Wooooh, Kurita!!
Someone : He sent that Banba-san
Someone : Flying away!!
Banba : As I thought
Banba : This man’s dormant ability
Banba : If it’s only about power I don’t stand a chance.
Banba : Interesting
Banba : If it’s you, you may be able to do something
Banba : With that Gaou as an opponent.
Banba : Are you thinking about a plan, Hiruma?
HIruma : Kekeke, you want to hear it, fucking complete baldy?
SenaMon : What!!?
Banba : ...... Kurita
Banba : I think you understand that
Banba : Gaou’s power is surpassing yours right now.
Banba : The training that gave me those countless scars
Banba : To me it was my limits
Banba : But maybe if it’s you...
Left : Start of a special training!?
Banba : There’s 7 days left before the finals
Banba : During that lapse of time
Banba : I will turn you into a real player...!!