I was bored and high on coffee, alright :darn. Plus, this is my last chapter for the foreseable future (if you can *call* it a chapter). :noworry
And yes, each line constitutes an actual speech bubble, so it's perfectly scanlatable. If you have an equally twisted sense of humor, feel free to scanlate this without my express permission. Just be sure to show it to me if you do, :pChapter 296
: Homoerotica + shameless plug!Page 1
Kabuto: If you're reading School of Water Business... (http://www.tamascans.net/projects/SOWB.html
Kabuto: You know that the only way to calm a frisky male down...requires 1,000 strokes! *Kukuku*
Sakura: Naruto...Page 2
Yamato: OMG, she's going for the thousand strokes!
Orochimaru: A thousand strokes? From a girl? Oh, yuck!Page 3
SFX Bubble: *Farty sound FX*
Naruto: Oooga-booga!!!!!Page 4
Kabuto: But you know...
Kabuto: You may well do 5 or 10 thousand strokes and it won't matter!
Naruto (flashback): I'll bring Sasuke home no matter what*!
Naruto (flashback): It's a life-long promise*!
Naruto (flashback): Sakura-chan... I...*
Naruto (flashback): I'll keep my promise no matter what*!
Naruto (flashback): I don't go back on my words...*
Naruto (flashback) That's my "way of the Ninja"*!
*ALL ACTUAL LINES.
Kabuto: That's right... he's in love with Sasuke...!Page 5
Kabuto: Face it: he's gay.
Yamato: Stop, Sakura!
Yamato: Didn't Kabuto just spell it out for you! HE'S GAY!Page 6
Sakura: I'll... I'll do my best!
Sakura: I'll give you 20 thousand strokes on a daily basis!
Sakura: So please... forget about Sasuke!
*Close enough to actual line.Page 7
Sai: She's making him come out of the closet...Page 8
Sai: I, however, am fond of closets...
*No, this is not what he actually said.
Orochimaru: Man, I can't take it anymore...
Orochimaru: Going weeks without SasukeLUV's driving me nuts...
Orochimaru: Gotta hav'im play with my little snake...
Orochimaru: Oh, well.
Orochimaru: Gotta hold it for now...Page 9
Orochimaru: Hold your horses... Hold your horses*!
*This is actually a more literal translation than "patience". "Gaman" means to control your impulses - thus, patience is only one of its many potential meanings. YOU CAN'T MAKE THIS SHIT UP, PEOPLE!!!!
Orochimaru: Hold them for Sasuke-kun!
Naruto: Not... Sasuke...Page 10
Yamato: You know, I'm getting tired of this myself.Page 11
Yamato: Hold it right there, four-eyes!
Kabuto: Oh, puh-lease. I may be gay myself, but gimme a little credit.
Kabuto: Who'd wanna stroke *that* thing?
Yamato: Sakura.Page 12
Kabuto: Yeah, but she's fucking crazy.
Kabuto: I mean, seriously..
Kabuto: First Sasuke and now Naruto? You think she's at least have the sense to fall for a heterosexual male. Sure, Naruto's got no sense of fashion, but he's still gay.
Sakura: Naruto...Page 13
Kabuto: You just can't judge a book by its cover. That's the moral of the story.
Kabuto: 'course with Orochimaru-Sama, it's pretty damned obvious what *he's* into...
Yamato: I feel constipated!Page 14
Yamato: Gotta be quick!
Yamato: Hokage knock off jutsu...
Yamato: Talk-to-the-hand-bitch no jutsu!Page 15
Naruto: Sasuke?Page 16
Naruto: Not Sasukeeee!!!!!
Sai: Good evening, Orochimaru-Sama. Lord Danzou sent me to be your man-slave.
Sai: Please use me as you see fit!